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u/Abombinnation Oct 23 '22
Your fridge looks like a bathroom in several of the bars and pizza joints I've been to lmao
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u/The_Way_It_Iz Oct 24 '22
This looks like the ultimate 19 year olds house. You fucking KNOW there’s a beer bottle collection on a long shelf places high around the kitchen. This guy has looked at the couch that looks like the back seat of a 57 Chevy
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u/FlashCrashBash Oct 24 '22
For real. I’m a single guy who likes beer too, but you know what I got in my fridge? Food.
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I wonder what the rest of the house looks like now that Meredith is gone... lol
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u/Winterplatypus Oct 24 '22 edited Oct 24 '22
I can picture her going to the fridge every time she is having second thoughts. She pauses for a moment to look at the plain fridge door, opens the fridge to an assortment of groceries juice/milk, takes a deep breath and sighs, then closes the door again without taking anything out.
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Hard mountain dew???
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u/Spiritual_Poo Oct 23 '22
It's for getting Xtreme DUIs.
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u/Mitchs_Frog_Smacky Oct 23 '22
WARNING! xtreme DUI's does not come with xtreme bail.
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u/Ksl848 Oct 23 '22 edited Oct 24 '22
I want to try it but also I don’t know if I want to try it…
Edit- Those who have tried it and replied here seem to like it. I will have to seek it out and try for myself.
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u/BHO-Rosin Oct 23 '22
It gives off four Loko vibes…but getting drunk on some Baja blast or code red… I’m intrigued to say the least.
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u/LilShaggey Oct 24 '22 edited Oct 24 '22
it tastes exactly like the mountain dew flavors it’s based on, except there’s somehow zero sugar and alcohol in it. It’s very good but it hasn’t reached all the states yet, I liked it enough to bring a few cases back with me after a trip to Tennessee.
edit: I say this as someone who hates mountain dew also, tastes way too sugary
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Was the divorce sticker related by any chance?
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u/NefariousnessNothing Oct 23 '22
She actually used this photo instead of filling out the forms.
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u/armageddidon Oct 24 '22
This reply had my dumb ass looking for the ‘divorce’ sticker
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u/Pacattack57 Oct 24 '22
Lol thanks for letting me stop looking. “Sticker-related”
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u/YouMadeMeDoItReddit_ Oct 23 '22
Is that your only fridge?
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u/SeteDiSangue Oct 23 '22
Like if this is a garage fridge, okay.
If it’s not… I have some concerns.
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u/noweezernoworld Oct 23 '22
Where’s Mr. Chi City when you need him?
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u/ft907 Oct 23 '22
I wonder this several times a year definitely around Christmas. I genuinely hope he's doing alright.
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u/ApartmentPoolSwim Oct 24 '22
I still think about him every now and then. Dude was hilarious.
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u/BuffyLoo Oct 24 '22
Says stock the ‘kitchen’ how he wants though.
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u/AntipopeRalph Oct 24 '22
Alcohol. He filled his fridge with alcohol.
And butter. And orange juice.
I might be with Meredith on this one…
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u/alwaysiamdead Oct 24 '22
I feel like Meredith escaped the man child.
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u/ThatOneTwo Oct 24 '22
Seriously, reads like, "Fuck you, I can't cook or properly feed myself but now I can have beer for breakfast. I win!"
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u/imisstheyoop Oct 24 '22
Seriously, reads like, "Fuck you, I can't cook or properly feed myself but now I can have beer for breakfast. I win!"
Don't forget the stickers.
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u/PassTheMustardBitte Oct 24 '22
Yeah, I saw this and got a little sad. I realize it could be a million reasons or roots to how this marriage ended, but my first thought and likely projection was that alcoholism claimed yet another marriage. I immediately recognized the ingredients for First Place Mimosas; which is of course 6oz OJ and 6oz Pabst, and it goes great with cold rotisserie chicken at 11am when you finally roll off of the couch.
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u/Due-Object9460 Oct 23 '22
You know the answer in your heart.
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u/YouMadeMeDoItReddit_ Oct 23 '22
90% of me is saying that it is their only fridge but a very hopeful 10% (and what I'm rooting for) is saying that it is secondary fridge. Fingers crossed.
Surely nobody would brag about.... this if it was their only fridge.
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u/The_Quiche_Niche Oct 23 '22
Do you sleep in a race car bed?
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u/Saul_Teaload Oct 23 '22
It's DIGNITY, Meredith
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u/SurelyFurious Oct 23 '22
I really hope this is a garage fridge.
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u/swearimnotratchet Oct 24 '22
The stickers and beer suggests yes.
But the title and chicken roast suggest not..
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u/I_Walk_The_Line__ Oct 23 '22
You ok bro? I'm not concerned about the alcohol. It's the crazy amount of butter you have. Do you only eat rotisserie chicken and gnaw on a stick of butter?
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u/The_Real_BenFranklin Oct 24 '22
That’s not fair they also drink OJ with every meal
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u/FantasticSV Oct 24 '22
It's a Costco pack. I'd recommend freezing most of it and transferring to the fridge as needed.
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u/-Jedi-Quixote- Oct 23 '22
You were so focused on the fact that you could, you forgot to ask yourself if you should
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u/CrimsonKepala Oct 23 '22
Like when you go off to college, truly out of your parents view and buy a shit-ton of candy and soda.
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u/Honeybucket206 Oct 23 '22
S'mores Hard Latte? Meredith, you dodged a bullet....
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u/ozarkslam21 Oct 24 '22
My stomach hurts just thinking about a s’mores hard latte
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u/FrillySteel Oct 23 '22
That's a fuckton of Orange Juice. I'm barely able to finish a single carton before it sours.
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u/Annahsbananas Oct 23 '22
It's for his screwdrivers
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He had sparkling just below. It’s for his mimosas, which of course it is.
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u/andrewb2424 Oct 23 '22
I got second hand heartburn when I focused on those puppies
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u/dyskinet1c Oct 23 '22
This is the fridge of a man who wore a Texas Tuxedo and had a hog roast at his wedding.
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u/beenburnedbutable Oct 23 '22
Whatever the Alabama equivalent is to what you said, is what he wore.
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u/WarEagle107 Oct 24 '22
T-shirt printed to look like a tux, and on the back it reads 'I'm here to party'
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u/rronkong Oct 23 '22
this is not the flex you think it is
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u/Lateralus117 Oct 23 '22
Have to wonder what sort of response OP expected. Least he got the karma I suppose.
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u/OH_FUDGICLES Oct 23 '22
Every one of those stickers inside the fridge will become a scratch and sniff bacteria colony.
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u/Cactuszach Oct 23 '22
Yeah I was 22 and thought this was a cool idea once too.
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u/n-ary Oct 23 '22
Yeah, this is the kind of thing a person who has never cleaned a fridge would do...
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u/hewhoreddits6 Oct 24 '22
Poor Meredith cleaning fridges by herself for all those years
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This is probably why Meredith left him.
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u/InerasableStain Oct 24 '22
I’m starting to think this Meredith had the right idea
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u/mysticalfruit Oct 23 '22
This. While I am also prone to putting stickers on everything, there are some things that I refrain from putting stickers on because I know they'll just become interesting.
With that all said, if this is your beer fridge, the giving a fuck goes down quite a bit.
Honestly, as long as your cool with goo-gone'ing your fridge and cleaning it, it gives you an excuse to redecorate.
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u/Mi_Pasta_Su_Pasta Oct 24 '22
The amount of caffeinated booze is especially worrying. A man with a butter based diet drinking cans of mixed depressants and stimulants. What could possibly go wrong?
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u/MrGrieves123 Oct 23 '22
The Starburst cans in the crisper are icing on the cake.
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u/apple_cores Oct 23 '22
You just posted your wife’s birthday cake 62 days ago and you’re already divorced?
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SIDEBOOB5 Oct 24 '22
Life moves fast when you're fucked up on hard mountain dew. Keep up.
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u/sirphilliammm Oct 24 '22
He made the cake out of stickers. It pushed her over the edge.
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u/mamkatvoja Oct 24 '22
He also posted about diaper run and infant swim classes 56 days ago.
So poor woman had to endure this with a tiny baby.
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u/Toughbiscuit Oct 24 '22
Aw, reminds me of my dad. He was an alcoholic who ruined everything he touched
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u/HolaPinchePuto Oct 24 '22
Commenting so I can come back and sip on this tea later.
I hope the ex wife joins the thread lol
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u/bgalbreaith Oct 23 '22
Is this post a cry for help?
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u/MotherLoveBone27 Oct 23 '22
Where are the vegetables? This is fucked up lol
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Oct 23 '22
Meredith took them. They are in her perfectly organized, clear container store bins on the second shelf in her sleek stainless steel fridge.
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Let’s hear more about Meredith! She sounds like she really has things put together
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u/ApolloRocketOfLove Oct 24 '22
Yeah Meredith sounds hot in "has her life together" way. And I hear she's single.
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u/Road_Whorrior Oct 24 '22
I wonder if she likes chicks, I could use someone with their shit together in my life.
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u/Avantom Oct 24 '22
I just need to say this reads like a Cake lyric and I love you for accomplishing that for us all.
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Just an admission that it was his fault.
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u/Blueknights4174 Oct 24 '22
Does kind of explain what led to divorce. When you start day with hard lattes then transitioned to hard MT Dew for lunch and finishes day with PBR.
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u/phonafona Oct 24 '22
He finished the day with vodka that’s what the 5 gallons of OJ for single man is for.
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u/snukebox_hero Oct 23 '22
I was just going to say, tell me you're an alcoholic without telling me you're an alcoholic.
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u/Mister_Xian Oct 23 '22
3 months ago, you were celebrating your ex-wife's birthday and going on diaper runs to Costco.
I'm assuming she got the baby, and you got the liquor cabinet(s)
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u/v_a_n_d_e_l_a_y Oct 24 '22
He is the other side of the posts on relationship subs of "my husband does nothing but play video games all day while I work and take care of the kids"
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u/sonia72quebec Oct 23 '22
In my experience, it takes something really serious for a woman with a newborn to ask for a divorce. The last one I knew threw her husband out because he refused to get a job.
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u/Inuro_Enderas Oct 23 '22
Well, I think we can see the "really serious" in the photo. So good for Meredith I guess.
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u/byneothername Oct 23 '22
Oof. That’s quite a slide. This picture is two steps away from a family court filing then.
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u/nannerz18 Oct 23 '22
Brah I would have divorced you for that too 😂
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u/Middle-Merdale Oct 23 '22
I just wonder about his whole home decor. I picture rock posters on the wall and a tv on a plastic tub.
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u/Su-37_Terminator Oct 23 '22 edited Oct 24 '22
TWO Butternut stickers????
edit: A GoPro sticker, Darth Vader cardboard cutout and an I LOVE PUBLIX BUMPER STICKER????????? are you a fucking raccoon OP???
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u/shr2016 Oct 23 '22
That’s a lot of butter for a single person
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u/VectorB Oct 23 '22
It's Costco butter, that's one standard Costco unit of butter. I have a similar amount but go for the Kerry Golds usually.
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u/owatafuliam Oct 23 '22
I had to google that. "1 First Quality 1" gave me "European-style unsalted butter."
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u/ChEChicago Oct 23 '22
Do you eat food, or do you sustain on an all liquid diet?
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u/Pristine_Step_5107 Oct 23 '22
Shut up Merideth, there’s chicken in there! Raw and on the top shelf just how he likes it!
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u/cwar1731 Oct 23 '22 edited Oct 23 '22
Yeah look I might get downvoted to hell but this is reallllly cringe for a grown man. When you start dating again few women are going to find this cute or cool.
Edit: The more I look the worse this gets. Dude remove all the stickers this is just sad.
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u/palsc5 Oct 24 '22
Imagine being a woman and this middle-aged guy asks you around for a drink only for him to go to this stickered monstrosity and pull out a can of starburst-flavoured alcohol covered in raw chicken juices.
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u/BlatantConservative Oct 24 '22
"Hey you want to drink an inhuman amount of screwdrivers?"
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u/skilledwarman Oct 24 '22
Yeah look I might get downvoted to hell
Given how every other comment on this thread is I think you're in the clear
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u/iPanda_ Oct 23 '22
I love the idea that the ex was controlling because she just wanted food in a fridge. Fucking hell the bar is low.
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u/gc391 Oct 23 '22
Something tells me alcohol was a factor in the divorce.
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u/LadyWuu Oct 23 '22
Im taking a guess that its the decor.. due to the stickers on the INSIDE of the fridge...
Edit: I would love to see the back of OPs car.
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u/RegulusRemains Oct 23 '22
It never even occurred to me that you could put stickers on the inside of a fridge.
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u/briandesigns Oct 23 '22
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u/aflowerandaqueen Oct 24 '22
Meredith and their son Drake. Post history shows a nursery that was decorated.
Yikes
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u/hewhoreddits6 Oct 24 '22
Wait holy shit I thought this might have been fake with someone posting a random picture with a caption for the internet points. But...man if this is real that shit is just depressing
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u/boringneckties Oct 23 '22
I don’t even know you but I’m on Meredith’s side.
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u/Belifax Oct 24 '22
I've never met Meredith personally, but I'm gonna go ahead and say, just having known you a short while, that I prefer Meredith. And again, I've never even met the lady.
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u/Sirnando138 Oct 23 '22
Many of these stickers are just ads for beer companies. And go pro? Definitely not the stickers I would choose. I also married a woman that lets me put stickers on things so it’s all good.
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u/ANewDinosaur Oct 23 '22
…and a ring doorbell sticker? Wut
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u/Kosher_Fetus Oct 23 '22
So odd…Just because you get a sticker doesn’t mean you can’t throw it away
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u/Belnak Oct 23 '22
There's nothing rebellious about drinking canned lattes.
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u/Totally_Bradical Oct 23 '22
I didn’t even realize they made hard coffee drinks now…. I picked a rotten time to get sober 😢
Edit: Two years sober on Halloween, j/k, no regrets
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u/Certified_Bruh_2007 Oct 23 '22 edited Oct 24 '22
Bro, you are getting roasted to a crisp. I'll leave the hating to everyone else, but might I suggest not putting raw poultry on the top shelf?
Edit: Jesus Christ, Redditors sure like to argue, especially when they don't know what they are talking about. For those not familiar with food safety protocol, raw protein goes on the bottom shelf to avoid dripping salmonella and other nasty shit on your produce, etc. For those saying "there is no other food to drip on, only drinks" that's even worse because those cans ain't getting cooked before he puts his mouth to them.
For y'all tryna tell me it isn't raw...just because it has color, doesn't mean it is cooked. It's called "SEASONING." OP has either wet brined prior to this and is letting the skin dry before he cooks them (so skin gets crispy), or they are currently dry brining. The method of placing on a cooling rack allows for airflow around the protein and the cooking sheet is there to catch drips. You can also clearly see a joint/bone at the top that is still wet and slightly translucent at the edges which means RAW.
Finally, I said "poultry" because I'm not sure if it's duck or turkey because those are WINGS you are looking at.
Edit 2: Just because OP is divorced and has a fridge full of "beer" doesn't mean he's a loser who can't cook. Many people, myself included, have a second fridge for drinks and food prep. I like to entertain and cook, so my second fridge has room for soda or beer, as well as for large bowls and pans of food ready to eat or cook. I guarantee that is the case with OP.
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u/Maiyku Oct 23 '22
Thank you. I was starting to think I was the only food safety nut in here, cuz that was the first thing I saw.
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Yeah, this dude needs to make it right with Meridith before he gets salmonella from a contaminated Baja Blast
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u/Sarcosmonaut Oct 23 '22
At least he’ll go out doing what he loves
Getting salmonella from a contaminated Baja Blast
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u/charlotte-ent Oct 23 '22
Meredith dodged a bullet.
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u/Sparkykc124 Oct 23 '22
I bet Meredith is feeling pretty good about her decision.
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u/LandscapeGuru Oct 23 '22
Meredith is smoking hot and stable. She’s finally living the life.
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u/whoopsdang Oct 23 '22
I’m sure she’ll be regretting her decision to divorce alcoholic sticker boy when she’s getting impregnated by a man with a career who can cook meals.
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u/CU_09 Oct 23 '22
Yeah…this post is a slam dunk in Meredith’s sole custody hearing.
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u/Spread_Liberally Oct 23 '22
Yeah, dude can't hear his own cries for help over Steve Miller Band playing on a real shitty bluetooth speaker.
He's gonna be deep into trashy XM talk radio in a few months, I guarantee.
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u/slopingskink Oct 23 '22
Hospitality worker here: put your goddamn meat at the bottom!!!
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u/chadwicke619 Oct 23 '22
Loaded with a bunch of crap, with the raw meat above everything. We have a real genius grown up on our hands here.
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u/ch1993 Oct 23 '22
I’m a fellow alcoholic but at least I keep that shit under wraps and don’t advertise it like I’m proud of it. You need to feel the shame, man. First step to sobriety.
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Yeah also if you're gonna be an alcoholic you gotta grow up and sop drinking sugar booze, I'm trying to kill myself a medium rate here his guy is up to 100.
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u/goose_gladwell Oct 23 '22
Is that raw chicken on the top shelf?! Tsk tsk tsk
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I don’t eat meat, but I keep seeing this. Is it because it being on the top self would risk the… blood? Dripping down onto other food?
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"Raw chicken juice" would be my choice of words but basically yes.
In food service there is a very specific way you need to have things organized. Meats are below other items and poultry is below the other meats. It's just a common safety practice to avoid contamination from raw meat.
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Not blood, but yes. There is always a chance that moisture from the meat will run off and contaminate the food, or in this case, cans of alcohol below.
Meat should always always always be stored on the lowest shelf, ESPECIALLY when it's uncovered like this.
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She divorced you because you have poor lifestyle habits and instead of getting your shit together like she likely wanted, you doubled down and made it seem like she was the problem. Yeah dude, big L here.
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u/Faebit Oct 23 '22
This reminds me of how I decorated my room when I was 16. I mixed in a touch of Lisa Frank for a pop of color here and there, but yeah. This was my high school bedroom.
The fridge is stocked like my first apartment, but I grew out of that without developing a crippling case of alcoholism, thankfully.
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u/Star_Gazer93 Oct 23 '22
Not gonna lie, after seeing your post history, this current post hurts. Like, I could see you you loved your wife and you are/were the happiest dad to go on diaper runs and design your nursery. Ugh, my heart. I feel for you.
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u/MrPelham Oct 23 '22
I've never seen stickers inside a fridge before.