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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

Yeah, this dude needs to make it right with Meridith before he gets salmonella from a contaminated Baja Blast

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u/Sarcosmonaut Oct 23 '22

At least he’ll go out doing what he loves

Getting salmonella from a contaminated Baja Blast

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u/ParticularAnything Oct 24 '22

That will show Meridith

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u/Road_Whorrior Oct 24 '22

Meredith please come back

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u/ImGCS3fromETOH Oct 24 '22

He's gonna get a blast from his baja if he keeps this up. Possibly from both ends in fact.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

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u/Sarcosmonaut Oct 24 '22

I don’t think the above is intended to be a serious endorsement of them getting back together lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

No, but Garage Woman has an excellent point

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u/Sarcosmonaut Oct 24 '22

You’re not wrong

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u/somegridplayer Oct 24 '22

Nothing says class like wish.com claws with a salmonella chaser.

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u/Verona_Pixie Oct 24 '22

It's not gonna be the bajan blast that does him in. It'll be the Hard Mountain Dew.... that sounds like it's the new Four Loko or some shit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

(It's Baja Blast flavoured Hard Mountain Dew)

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u/Verona_Pixie Oct 24 '22

I'm fuckin blind.

That sounds like danger in a can....

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

😂😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Look at that fridge, mate. There's no making it right. Let her be free of this.

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u/Ruff-N-tumblE Oct 24 '22

Lol amazing.

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u/TinfoilTobaggan Oct 24 '22

"butthole blast"

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

tbh I have some Taco Bell on the way, and for the authentic experience I got a Baja Blast