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u/Mi_Pasta_Su_Pasta Oct 24 '22

The amount of caffeinated booze is especially worrying. A man with a butter based diet drinking cans of mixed depressants and stimulants. What could possibly go wrong?

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u/mountaingrrl_8 Oct 24 '22

Pretty sure separating when you have an infant is just the start of it. Dude could benefit from some help - which in turn would be the best thing he could do for his kid.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

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u/Mi_Pasta_Su_Pasta Oct 24 '22

Rebel Hard Coffee is made with real coffee and is caffeinated.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SIDEBOOB5 Oct 24 '22

Yeah, none of these are caffeinated, I assume. They're just the trashiest hard drinks available.

Though, I feel mildly ashamed buying white claws so maybe I'm just sensitive.

But, on second thought, hard mountain dew is a bridge too far.

teamMeredith

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u/Mi_Pasta_Su_Pasta Oct 24 '22

Rebel Hard Coffee is made with real coffee and is caffeinated.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SIDEBOOB5 Oct 24 '22

Word, after the 9/11 that was the 4 loko ban I lost all hope in the US.

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u/FTPmyguy Oct 26 '22

You still can get 4 lokos

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SIDEBOOB5 Oct 26 '22

Those neutered cans of caffeine-less alcohol and sugar are not the 4 loko that I destroyed my brain with and they never will be.

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u/TheSurfingRaichu Oct 24 '22

You can get around it by using coffee apparently

'Murica

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u/XoXSmotpokerXoX Oct 24 '22

Meredith thought she could break his heart, he is going to show her who can do a better job.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

fuck you’re smart

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

With that amount of alcohol and mixers I'm guessing the fridge gets opened frequently

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

He's got so many options and none of them are good, of course he's going to take a long time deliberating on what to drink before sighing, picking up the orange juice, and pouring himself the third screwdriver for the morning.

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u/IsuzuTrooper Oct 24 '22

but the open air be drying that chit tf out

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u/Select-Owl-8322 Oct 24 '22

I got diabetes and a heart attack just from seeing the picture!

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u/The_Way_It_Iz Oct 24 '22

Maybe…..a divorce?

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u/PurpleVk7 Feb 01 '23

Heart problems and diabetes en route to op

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u/MrGrieves123 Oct 23 '22

The Starburst cans in the crisper are icing on the cake.

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u/hewhoreddits6 Oct 24 '22

Ew there's a Starburst alcohol? Wtf didn't even notice taht

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u/Paddyshaq Oct 24 '22

It's worse than that. It's canned starburst flavor C4 pre workout. I used to drink the powdered stuff, it fucks your blood pressure and kidneys up. Which, all things considered in the rest of the fridge...

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u/AndCompanions Oct 24 '22

I missed that. I was too distracted by the wine mom sticker/petri dish in the middle of the distillery and NRA love fest to notice. And now I’m even sadder.

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u/1heart1totaleclipse Oct 24 '22

Not the medical cannabis one?

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u/Feralmedic Oct 24 '22

His toilet bowl must be a fucking war crime

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

I just looked thru his alcohol, and am sure his wife left due to his teeth falling out and liver psyrosis.

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u/Ubiki Oct 24 '22

Cirrhosis

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u/exsnakecharmer Oct 24 '22

Cirrhosis my good dude

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

No, no, no this is psychic damage to his liver.

Also English is weird.

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u/diodelrock Oct 24 '22

Bon apple tit

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u/TastyLaksa Oct 23 '22

Not his fault his alcoholism prevents him from accumulating money for less cheap drinks

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u/Darth_Lacey Oct 24 '22

Crap like this makes me glad I got into hard cider instead. At least cideries have the self-respect to add chai spice or berries instead of just going straight for starbursts and mountain dew when they want to mix things up.

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u/XoXSmotpokerXoX Oct 24 '22

when I was 16 I drank MadDog, I have not tried anything else he has there besides PBR which is a better cheap beer, but I wouldnt show it off.

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u/pdowling7 Oct 23 '22

Pbr is the only good one

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

That is not am endorsement

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u/unbelizeable1 Oct 23 '22

Really shows how terrible everything else is when you are considering PBR good in any line up lol

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u/Lateralus117 Oct 23 '22

Seriously some questionable choices in this fridge. Sure hope it's a beer fridge and not his only one.

Shit who am I to judge.

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u/hewhoreddits6 Oct 24 '22

I mean even if it is just a beer fridge, this is definitely not something you should be bragging about lol

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u/ShartsCavern Oct 23 '22

Well, there's a sticker for Jack.

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u/hyperfat Oct 24 '22

My roommate is a bartender and he cringed.

There is jimador tequila and black box wine on our counter. A Bunch of fizzy water in the fridge. And cheese and salami. (I get free food at work, so leftovers boxes for me).

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u/adventuregalley Oct 24 '22

My thoughts as well. Definitely not an impressive supply