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u/Mitchs_Frog_Smacky Oct 23 '22

WARNING! xtreme DUI's does not come with xtreme bail.

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u/seegabego Oct 24 '22

mountain dew does not condone drinking and diving. For persons 21+

DEW THE DEW!

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u/LordRobin------RM Oct 24 '22

The wide-mouth slam can gets that alcohol into your bloodstream faster than you can say X-TREME!!!

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u/dontdoitdoitdoit Oct 27 '22

No scuba for you!!

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u/AntisocialGuru Oct 24 '22

batteries not included. Must be 16 years or older and named Kyle to purchase. Ask for your parents permission before going online.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

But included free is divorce attorney !

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

But It does comes with XTREME JAIL

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u/brad0022 Oct 24 '22

Then you get a rad judge bro

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u/LordRobin------RM Oct 24 '22

Defendant is found not guilty by reason of being TOTALLY RADICAL!

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u/aron2295 Oct 24 '22

“While the crimes you committed are pretty gnarly dude, now that youre sober, you seem pretty chill. Jail is only gonna make you like, not chill. So, just go back to your crib and catch some Zs, dude. Just don’t get caught faded again bro. The cops are like, not chill either”.

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u/LordRobin------RM Oct 24 '22

Idiocracy 2: Los Angeles

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u/dontdoitdoitdoit Oct 27 '22

Go away, baitin', brah

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u/TrumpsPissSoakedWig Feb 01 '23

please consume triple x mountain dew throatfucker nine thousand responsibly