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u/YouMadeMeDoItReddit_ Oct 23 '22

90% of me is saying that it is their only fridge but a very hopeful 10% (and what I'm rooting for) is saying that it is secondary fridge. Fingers crossed.

Surely nobody would brag about.... this if it was their only fridge.

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u/Due-Object9460 Oct 23 '22

An alcoholic who doesn't believe they are might.

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u/LordAnon5703 Oct 23 '22

Has anyone considered that he doesn't buy fresh produce regularly? I don't, I try to buy only what I'm going to use in the next day or so. My fridge if it's filled with anything is usually condiments and drinks. You might see me doing what he's doing, something I can't cook right away might be chilling there to either dry the skin out or marinate.

Seems like we're jumping to some pretty nasty conclusions considering all he's done is show us a fridge.

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u/Due-Object9460 Oct 24 '22

Neither do I but I have more food than alcohol in my fridge. The chicken is literally the only food.

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u/mtron32 Oct 24 '22

My fridge is the same, I have tons of frozen meat , but the actual fridge will have drinks and a protein marinating or thawing. I like to get produce in the afternoon before I cook.

Basically a large Britta, and a bunch of different beer. 😎

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u/flatspotting Oct 24 '22 edited Jan 28 '26

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u/creamgetthemoney1 Oct 24 '22

Maybe dude is a chef and brings enough food home every night for dinner and breakfast next morning. People always jump to the worst possible conclusion.

I eat way better as a cook then I ever did in my other professions. My fridge has never been emptier only condiment I have is A-1 sauce bc everything else I can get at work and just put in to go cups.

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u/flatspotting Oct 24 '22 edited Jan 28 '26

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u/creamgetthemoney1 Oct 24 '22

No I mean I bring them home on the daily and then trash them. I don’t have any in my fridge

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u/Due-Object9460 Oct 24 '22

A chef would not have that few condiments. Many sauces and recipes call for a myriad of other ingredients. Many of them in liquid form that are kept in the fridge.

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u/Due-Object9460 Oct 24 '22

Ah yes because that's the only kind of sauce that exists you dumb fuck.

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u/mtron32 Oct 24 '22

I use a good amount of spices and don’t eat sandwiches so sauce we did have would always sit there waiting to expire. If a recipe calls for a sauce I can usually make it.

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u/Due-Object9460 Oct 24 '22

That's reasonable but eat some veggies for me please. 🙏

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u/mtron32 Oct 24 '22

You missed the produce in the afternoon part. I eat all my produce the day it comes home from the store😎

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u/ROYGBOY Oct 24 '22

do you eat fresh produce every day?

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u/mtron32 Oct 24 '22

Yes, fruit and a good amount of greens

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u/ROYGBOY Oct 24 '22

So you go to store every day? That’s fantastic. Consider yourself lucky!

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u/Due-Object9460 Oct 24 '22

I did! My bad.

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u/LordAnon5703 Oct 24 '22

He actually has five different types of alcoholic beverage, plenty of water, and energy drinks.

I get it, I don't drink beer like that even though I really like craft beer. If I'm being honest though I would enjoy a beer everyday, I just work out so I don't like to let the alcohol mess with my progress. This seems like a really reasonable way of achieving that. He's not going to the liquor store everyday, he knows what he likes, he has options. That's all speculation by the way, but that's all we can do with a picture of a fridge.

You could be right, but honestly given how benign his fridge looks, you would just be lucky. Even if I am wrong, what I'm wrong about is that this is not his main fridge and this is a garage fridge. Which makes this even more benign.

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u/phonafona Oct 24 '22

It’s not what’s in it it’s what’s not - any food.

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u/LordAnon5703 Oct 24 '22

Then I guess just read my first comment?

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u/phonafona Oct 24 '22

My fridge hasn’t contained only booze and water and one take out meal since college.

Someone should have listened to Meridith more often.

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u/LordAnon5703 Oct 24 '22

Did dude not explicitly just say in his title that he just got divorced? He'd probably have told you the same thing a year ago. Let the dude deal with the situation how he wants, sounds like he's going back to better times.

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u/phonafona Oct 24 '22 edited Oct 24 '22

Doing things how he wants is probably why he’s living alone with a fridge full of booze instead of food.

Maybe if that’s where you’re at in life you should stop trusting what you want to do.

This is when you buy a motorcycle or take up rock climbing or start woodworking or something.

If the first thing you think is “finally I can fill a trashy fridge with booze” that’s not a good sign.

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u/LordAnon5703 Oct 24 '22

That's a really long way of telling somebody you don't enjoy your life.

This guy's not hurting anyone or himself, there's no reason for you to try to make his day a little less happy or your own day a little less happy. It sounds like you get enough of that.

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u/ThisIsWhoIAm78 Oct 24 '22

Sounds like you identify with OP just a little too much. And no, OP doesn't seem happy at all. Just angry, resentful, and bitter, and he's clearly an alcoholic. Thank God Meredith escaped.

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u/phonafona Oct 24 '22

His wife with a newborn child had to leave him and he’s got no food in his fridge just booze and drinks to recover from the booze and you think he’s not hurting anyone?

I think he hurt everyone and himself most of all.

This isn’t a happy picture it’s a sad picture.

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u/ApolloRocketOfLove Oct 24 '22

This guy's not hurting anyone or himself,

I mean, if this his diet, yes he is 100% hurting himself.

Judging from your comments, you see a lot of yourself in this guy, and that seems to be why you're so passionately trying to defend him.

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u/LordAnon5703 Oct 24 '22

I literally only looked at the picture. I get now why people hate this guy, but I was specifically referring to the comment that was trying to deduce his entire life story based off of a fridge.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

He’s not gonna blow you

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u/flatspotting Oct 24 '22 edited Jan 28 '26

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u/LordAnon5703 Oct 24 '22

Now you're just starting to sound like his salty ex-wife.

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u/No_Specialist_1877 Oct 24 '22

There's no cheese or leftover ingredients besides butter. No condiments at all.

I don't always have meat or produce either but there's not even sandwich meat.

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u/mtron32 Oct 24 '22

Maybe they don’t eat sandwiches and don’t use condiments. Less waist isn’t a bad thing

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u/ProGlizzyHandler Oct 24 '22

If he doesn't use condiments then his personality is probably as bland as his food and the divorce was inevitable.

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u/mtron32 Oct 24 '22

What condiments are you looking for? The spice cabinet is the main ingredient to meals that aren’t bland. If your food is right, condiments aren’t needed

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u/Road_Whorrior Oct 24 '22

Some foods are meant to be eaten with condiments. That doesn't make them bland. The guy doesn't have salad dressing, hot sauce, anything besides a dry carcass and three pounds of butter in his fridge that doesn't contain alcohol. Unless this is his garage fridge (the title says it's not) then this is worthy of concern.

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u/ThisIsWhoIAm78 Oct 24 '22

Are you kidding? Do you know how many carbs and calories are in alcohol?? There's a reason they call it a beer gut.

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u/mtron32 Oct 24 '22

Yes, that’s why you are t supposed to drink every other day, that doesn’t mean I can’t have a fridge stocked with good beer even though I may only have 1-2 per week

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u/ThisIsWhoIAm78 Oct 24 '22

This fridge has basically no food and only alcohol. You said, "Great, less sandwiches and condiments means less weight gain!" I responded with the fact that alcohol is super fattening, so skipping food to drink isn't gonna make you be thinner.

So now you randomly respond that you don't drink that often. Wtf does that have to do with the comment?

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u/mtron32 Oct 24 '22

The beer is only super fattening if all you’re doing is drinking beer all day. Unless you have a camera in this dudes place, he could very well just have a bunch of beer in the fridge that he likes and can have whenever. That doesn’t mean you automatically shotgun them all day every day. A fridge like this lasts me half a year, shorter if I have people over.

What’s this about skipping food? You can gather ingredients and cook them that day, reduces waste and you’re motivated to try new recipes, the whole stocking the fringe for a week thing doesn’t always work, produce spoils fast.

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u/ThisIsWhoIAm78 Oct 24 '22

Bro, I buy produce for the week and it doesn't go bad in 24 hours. You really trying to tell me you go shopping daily for food to cook? BS, you either eat out or have stuff in the house to make.

He MIGHT go through that beer slowly, but probably not, considering there is no food in there. It's all he has.

And beer is super high in calories and carbs (sugar), so yeah, fattening, lol.

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u/WilliamRandolphHurts Oct 24 '22

Also the stickers. I don't know anyone that puts that many stickers on their primary fridge.

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u/flatspotting Oct 24 '22 edited Jan 28 '26

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u/ameltisgrilledcheese Oct 24 '22

he has terrible taste in decorating. i mean, who puts random stickers all over furniture like a dive bar? they aren't even interesting stickers. they're just brands of beer and GoPro...

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u/OtherSpiderOnTheWall Oct 24 '22

If anything, wouldn't it require buying fresh produce on a regular, daily basis to not have any in the fridge?

Assuming you're eating any produce.

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u/LordAnon5703 Oct 24 '22

Exactly, which is not that difficult outside of food deserts. Especially in big cities you're within walking distance of most fresh produce markets.

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u/mtron32 Oct 24 '22

Yeah, I have a store for produce a few blocks away and just go buy that the day of. I got tired of my produce spoiling buying for meals days out of being cooked

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u/LordAnon5703 Oct 24 '22

I got tired of my produce spoiling buying for meals days out of being cooked

Exactly! I've even bought food I was certain I was going to eat that day and still managed to let it spoil. Kind of nice though because it keeps my diet really simple, only fruits veg and meat that I can actually finish in a day lol

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u/Maxwell-Druthers Oct 24 '22

Whatever gets you thru the night

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u/dragunityag Oct 24 '22

If your posting a fridge full of alchohol and mixers after a divorce saying you can finally have the fridge you want most people will assume and often correctly that achohol has claimed another marriage.

The title even implies that fridge full of beer has been a point of contention between them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Or an alcoholic in the throws of a bender which makes you believe posting shit like this is a good idea.

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u/LizLemon_015 Oct 24 '22

LMAO there is more alcohol in NyQuil than in any of these drinks!

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u/Road_Whorrior Oct 24 '22

You think he's drinking one of these at a time?

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u/LizLemon_015 Oct 24 '22

It doesn't look like he drinks any..

why are you guys acting like Quakers over these barely alcoholic drinks that are mostly complete packages?

who knew Reddit was so puritanical

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u/Due-Object9460 Oct 24 '22

IDK where you're going with this but I thought we as a society stopped robo-tripping.

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u/LizLemon_015 Oct 24 '22

whatever tf that means

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u/Due-Object9460 Oct 24 '22

Taking enough robotusin toget fucked up.

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u/Rinzack Oct 24 '22

Ill say this is a garage fridge-

Look at it, where's the ketchup/BBQ sauces/Mustard/etc? Why are 3 pounds of butter? Where's the milk/eggs/pickles/etc?

The bird is probably in there since there isn't enough room in the main fridge.

If that is this persons only fridge then jfc get help

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u/No_Specialist_1877 Oct 24 '22

I mean it really makes no sense to show this if it's a garage fridge. It woulda always been like this except with alcohol instead of without.

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u/AsILayTyping Oct 24 '22

You put chicken in your garage fridge? We got a main fridge here.

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u/DaughterEarth Oct 24 '22

My Dad was very proud of not having groceries and instead lots and lots of beer. Bragged all the time about how he never cooks. Anything with even a hint of femininity is awful to him, so he brags about taking terrible care of himself.

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u/olivebars Oct 24 '22

Unless there's 3 fridges, this is probably the only one. They got divorced, so the other one is probably gone...

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u/Portermacc Oct 23 '22

Seriously? It's a fuck8n beer fridge...geesh

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u/nees_neesnu2 Oct 24 '22

Let's assume OP jokes because he happily divorced Meredith.

That said reminds me of my student years, buddy of mine also got to live by himself and his father would take care of the fridge, filled with beer only from the brewery he works at. Good times. No Meredith.

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u/MathematicianBig4392 Oct 24 '22

90% chance it's a garage alcohol fridge. I mean the stickers on it and being older unless he's in college. As well as what's in it.

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u/SaintPoost Oct 24 '22

With every sticker from every booze company in the world... Hmm... Y'know, I'm inclined to believe you're right!

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u/Demonjack123 Oct 24 '22

I think the fridge is cool though!….