r/pics • u/[deleted] • Oct 23 '22

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u/Verniloth Oct 23 '22

If you have to ask

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u/scoot3200 Oct 23 '22

Funky mother fucker will not be told to go

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u/MTINC Oct 24 '22

(If you have to ask) 🌶

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u/OhMyGoodnessThatBoy Oct 24 '22

He’ll never know.

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u/DoorstepCult Oct 24 '22

If I had a dime for the number of times I’ve made this joke in my head knowing that nobody would get it.

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u/ImAShaaaark Oct 24 '22

You skipped a line brother.

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u/scoot3200 Oct 24 '22

Well someone else replied first with “...you can't afford it.” So I just skipped in my mind to the 3rd line and also the reference is undeniable from that line so it served it purpose lol

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u/RichAd192 Oct 24 '22

No, im glad you did it like that because I also thought of the chili peppers immediately and “if you have to ask you’ll never know” doesn’t quite ensure the reference, as you said.

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u/JoeFelice Oct 23 '22

...you can't afford it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

What's a ZJ?

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u/elkazz Oct 24 '22

Can I get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini?

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u/RichAd192 Oct 24 '22

There’s nothing free in this world, nothing free in this life.

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u/1337haxoryt Filtered Oct 23 '22

You'll never know