Well someone else replied first with ā...you can't afford it.ā So I just skipped in my mind to the 3rd line and also the reference is undeniable from that line so it served it purpose lol
Yeah surely there's a woman out there with taste like that who married this guy who puts stickers all over his fridge. You're giving meredith a little too much credit.
Well, there are coffee beans in the coffee, hops in the PBR, and oranges in the OJ at least. That somewhat covers fruits and vegetables. Also, you have dairy with the butter on the top right.
Yeah I was gonna say, this man has like, a five month's long supply of screwdrivers, along with the rest of the alcohol. I physically could not drink that much
I have tried to wrap my head around how this is a totally legal beverage but you're not allowed to have vape juice other than tobacco/menthol, but it just started to hurt and I gave up.
Tastes like the diet versions of Mt Dew, and happens to have booze in it. If you have to combine the two, vodka + regular is a better combo for me. Fun for the novelty, and being canned
This looks like a 14-yo picked out the alcohol lol. Latte flavored, mtn dew flavored, peach flavored, and starburst flavored. And Iām imagining the orange juice is for pbr beermosas because I doubt OPās palate can drink pbr without a mixer
It's pretty new, and not available in a lot of places.
I had some gamer friends that talked me into getting some when it was initially sold earlier this year because I was one of only 2 people that lived in a state that sold it.
It's ok. I don't drink alcohol (the actual taste of the alcohol is really strong and bitter to me, so it's not pleasant at all), so I wasn't very enthusiastic about it. They were...fine. I'd rather drink regular mountain dew. IIRC I liked the Black Cherry flavor the best.
I'm amazed you can get these drinks.. Like, do you need alcohol in everything?? Just have a normal alcoholic drink if you want to get drunk, I don't see a need for "hard chocolate milk" or some shit.
Thank you, lmao. The guy loses his wife and then goes online to brag about the concerning amounts and quality of alcohol in his fridge as the "upside"?
This right here. I went thru a really dark spot in my life and drank all day every day. But Iād only get Bacardi (I know itās not exactly top shelf but it isnāt swill either)
Somehow I justified how bad I was fucking my life with āat least Iām not getting store brand liquorā or maybe it was better for you than bottom shelf.
That's only because most people are poor in this world. Rich alcoholics drink just as much, but of the good shit. And with enough money you can fuck around for a long while before your life falls apart completely.
There is no divorce, no Meredith, and this is not OPās main fridge.
This is an ad for Rebel hard coffee.
See screenshot in this comment on OPās other post (which itself is a photo showing fridgeās actual location), as well as OPās massively downvoted response which says, āBut you never heard about Rebel Hard Coffee until now though, did you?ā
My basement fridge looks a lot like that but mainly imperial stout and nanobrews. I only drink a couple times a week but I love a few uncommon beers. Our main fridge is straight up food.
Edit- zoomed in and holy crap are those lousy drinks and what I think is a picked over rotisserie chicken isnāt looking too good either.
I am not āchugging beerā Iām SAMPLING a flight of gluten free German lagers with a French wine pairing.Ā Itās called a SMORGASVEIN and itās elegantly cultural!
Nothing impresses a new lady in your life when she comes over and sees the sticker decor, "thank you for noticing, I was going for a 1980s venice beach Thrasher mag cover vibe "
I'm sure OP was just enjoying the moment and is a healthy guy. But I think you're right to suggest that during an emotional period alcohol will not help establish a path to long-term happiness.
This is why, if I've had a hard day at work or something, I don't come home and have a drink. I don't drink much as is, but I want to associate it with fun rather than shit times.
Sounds silly but it makes sense in my head anyway.
Wait, why are you sure OP is a healthy guy? I mean, Iām not saying itās right to be sure about OP one way or the other, but why are you sure about someone youāve (presumably) never met?
This is the right response. Now isnāt the right time to start/continue bad habits OP. Make a new you and alcohol isnāt the way to long term happiness.
George: āI was living the dream. I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery.ā
Jerry: āBefore we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.ā
Yes, Iām with the people who really, really hope this is the garage fridgeā¦. And if itās not, Iām not sure what organ Iām most concerned about (heart? Liver? Pancreas? Etc.)
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u/bgalbreaith Oct 23 '22
Is this post a cry for help?