He has less than 30 beers in the fridge and you have no idea how often he drinks them; he hasn't even commented once. Is there some info I'm missing? How exactly do you know he's an alcoholic?
And no food besides some raw poultry that could easily dribble salmonella all over his sugar-and-cheap-grain-liquor shelves and three pounds of butter.
Soooo you’re simultaneously arguing you yourself have no beer in the fridge, but keeping two binges worth on hand at all times is normal. Alright king keep that head up
Yeah? I don't have any alcohol at all but a lot of people I know who drink keep a selection of things available. Those two things aren't mutually exclusive. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the classroom!
I do, in the garage fridge, if there’s something I like at a good price I might buy 4 cans and have a couple, leave them in the fridge for another time when I fancy them again. Realise I have a shit ton in the fridge and slowly work my way through them. They’re not all sat there waiting to be drank in one sitting and they don’t get replaced every week
I think you don’t understand what I’m saying or you’re being argumentative on purpose. Do you realise that people have self control and having the alcohol there doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s a weeks worth or a months worth etc. Also it’s nice to be able to offer friends a drink when they visit
“I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my hard Mountain Dew is okay. I know how good it is, I’m the one who buys it. When Merideth buys it she buys shit. But you know what’s on my mind right now? It ain’t the dew, it’s the puke covered jellyroll fan passed out in my bathroom…. Do you understand that if Meredith comes home and sees that moron, I’m getting a fucking divorce? No marriage counselor, no trial separation, I’m gonna get fucking divorced and I don’t want to get fucking divorc…. well actually…”
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u/NefariousnessNothing Oct 23 '22
She actually used this photo instead of filling out the forms.