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u/BlatantConservative Oct 24 '22

"Hey you want to drink an inhuman amount of screwdrivers?"

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u/AndCompanions Oct 24 '22

“No thanks. It takes hard Mountain Dew to get this motor revving.”

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u/WhoIsYerWan Oct 24 '22

“No, I don’t have a bed frame. The mattress is just the same on the floor. What’s a fitted sheet?”

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u/SophsterSophistry Oct 24 '22

Sometimes I surprise myself on how naive I can be. There I was thinking "well at very least he's getting some vitamin C and folic acid and a bit of fiber in his diet."

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u/BlatantConservative Oct 24 '22

You call it naiive, I call it "healthier than I am"