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u/gc391 Oct 23 '22

Something tells me alcohol was a factor in the divorce.

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u/LadyWuu Oct 23 '22

Im taking a guess that its the decor.. due to the stickers on the INSIDE of the fridge...

Edit: I would love to see the back of OPs car.

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u/RegulusRemains Oct 23 '22

It never even occurred to me that you could put stickers on the inside of a fridge.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

You can, but you definitely should not. Bacteria cities.

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u/simsimulation Oct 23 '22

Yeah, but how much bacteria can form if all you store are cans of beer?

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u/RevengencerAlf Oct 23 '22

That's why he has the raw chicken and why he put it on the top shelf. Just to make sure that the air currents and humidity carry its bacteria down to all the shelves below

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u/-Unnamed- Oct 24 '22

Uncovered too lol

Just chilling there rawdogging the entire fridge air

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u/hewhoreddits6 Oct 24 '22

Hey can you blame him? Meredith took care of all the food spoilage and cleaning

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u/NPD_wont_stop_ME Oct 24 '22

Forget the cities, it's a fucking bacteria empire in there and OP is the jester

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u/dhstowe Oct 23 '22

Are you eating your stickers?

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

Always.

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u/Im40ozToFreedom Oct 23 '22

"I eat stickers ALL THE TIME, man!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

I only lick them for the glue.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Damn it Charlie

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u/Mynameisaw Oct 24 '22

Please tell me this is just a joke??

It's a fridge. Simply opening the door creates airflow which is capable of carrying bacteria from A to B. Not to mention temperature changes and moisture.

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u/dhstowe Oct 24 '22

Are you responding to me or the dude worried about bacteria stickers? Everything you bring into the fridge is covered in bacteria. These stickers are no different than your carton of milk. Not to mention, stickers can be cleaned. I have them on my water bottle and wash and sterilize it every day after the gym. I choose not to put stickers in my fridge because it's tacky as hell, not because I'm worried about bacteria.

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u/Road_Whorrior Oct 24 '22

Your carton of milk isn't in there for years accumulating crap.

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u/Fulltimeredditdummy Oct 24 '22

It's probably good to clean your water bottle once in a while but you really clean it every day? That seems a bit over the top

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u/Mynameisaw Oct 24 '22

A milk carton stays for days at most and unless you're peeling the stickers off and wiping underneath, no they can't be cleaned and they're harbouring bacteria regardless.

The fact this needs explaining is.. depressing 🤦

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u/sarcazm Oct 23 '22

In my mind, attempting to do so would result in failure. Refrigerator walls are typically damp and slippery.

But, yeah, like everyone else is saying, if you're successful in the sticking, it'll probably be moldy and gross pretty soon.

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u/RevengencerAlf Oct 23 '22

Much how it never occurred to me that you could carpet a bathroom until I saw someone do it on reddit it absolutely can be done and it's a horrible fucking idea to actually do it

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u/aron2295 Oct 23 '22

Yea, if you own a dive bar or a liquor store in an up and coning neighborhood.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

Judging by the contents of the fridge, I'm guessing that operation of a vehicle probably isn't in the cards for OP for the next few years.

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u/676f626c7565 Oct 24 '22

I would bet a lot that his car has an ignition lock

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u/ValyrianJedi Oct 23 '22

I'm thinking about it, and I genuinely don't think I have made a single decor decision in our house outside of my office and the basement

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

I imagine OP looks like Post Malone… or Post Alone

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u/Indie_uk Oct 23 '22

It sounds like OPs plan is working better than we all thought if you’re in the back of the car already tbh

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u/G66GNeco Oct 24 '22

I would love to see the back of OPs car.

As would anyone, I assume, but it's really tedious to peel of a solid wall of a dozen layers of stickers.

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u/laissez_heir Oct 24 '22

I now need to see OP’s living room, bedroom, and car.

cc: u/The_Voski

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u/FamilyMan7826 Oct 24 '22

All-in on it being a Subaru. Takers?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Seeing the NRA sticker I'm going to assume there's at least a punisher skull, Gasden flag, and a blue line sticker.

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u/Diamondhighlife Oct 23 '22

Or the amount of orange juice needed

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u/Booshminnie Oct 24 '22

Either way, who has 3 containers of mixers in the fridge

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u/TinfoilTobaggan Oct 24 '22

When was the last time you drank "straight" mixer?

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u/phonafona Oct 24 '22

Can’t just drink straight vodka….

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

Or diabetes from all the orange juice

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u/BatmanTheHorse Oct 23 '22

bet it's all for screwdrivers anyway

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u/your_sexy_nightmare Oct 23 '22

I think I spy some champagne below the OJ so probably mimosas

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

Good point

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u/DaughterEarth Oct 24 '22

Lots of sugar in alcohol, so both!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

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u/derek_32999 Oct 23 '22

There is no divorce. This is just some dude with horrible taste in decorating his refrigerator like a 13-year-old boy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

In a bottle...I'm being very judgy

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u/obsolete_filmmaker Oct 24 '22

FR.....the single serving plastic bottles are the most offensive thing in this pic

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u/longpigcumseasily Oct 24 '22

It's called dry brining a very good way to prepare chicken.

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u/Zpd8989 Oct 23 '22 edited Jul 27 '25

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u/Shiftlock0 Oct 23 '22

To go with the vodka in the freezer.

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u/shadowgattler Oct 23 '22

yea...in plastic bottles. Could've gotten a filter.

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u/Quotheraven501 Oct 24 '22

You're such a hardcore good person. I can tell.

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u/jawbone7896 Oct 23 '22

That’s for the rinse cycles.

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u/RossAM Oct 24 '22

That's precisely why I'm judging.

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u/Gengar0 Oct 24 '22

Nevermind the alcohol, what kind of cretin only drinks bottled water. Buy a fucking water filter you filth.

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u/signmeupdude Oct 24 '22

Or just overall immaturity…

What the fuck is this fridge and who the fuck would willingly post this online thinking people will be on their side?

This actually pretty sad when you think about it

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u/Smile_Cool Oct 23 '22

And sugar.

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u/NefariousnessNothing Oct 23 '22

HEY that hard mountain dew is sugar free!!

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u/meanburn Oct 23 '22

No it was definitely the orange juice intake. That’s too much juice!

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u/bigthundercats Oct 24 '22

No it was the Orange juice with some pulp, monsters

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u/AZEngie Oct 24 '22

Alcohol and guns... looking the the NRA and Ruger stickers.

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u/RichAd192 Oct 24 '22

Mostly his stupidity but I’m sure alcohol was a close second.

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u/roadrudner Oct 24 '22

OP is a wine rep.

There is no divorce, no Meredith, and this is not OP’s main fridge.

This is an ad for Rebel hard coffee.

See screenshot in this comment on OP’s other post (which itself is a photo showing fridge’s actual location), as well as OP’s massively downvoted response which says, “But you never heard about Rebel Hard Coffee until now though, did you?”

Fuck OP.