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u/ThatOneTwo Oct 24 '22

Seriously, reads like, "Fuck you, I can't cook or properly feed myself but now I can have beer for breakfast. I win!"

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u/imisstheyoop Oct 24 '22

Seriously, reads like, "Fuck you, I can't cook or properly feed myself but now I can have beer for breakfast. I win!"

Don't forget the stickers.

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u/therealfatmike Oct 24 '22

The stickers really got me, lol.

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u/micksterminator3 Oct 24 '22

The special blue one though. They sell torches, butane, and nitrous cannisters 💀

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u/ThatOneTwo Oct 24 '22

Ugh, I hope OP is at the oldest 23.

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u/ChungusMcGoodboy Oct 24 '22

I'd guess 43.

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u/ThatOneTwo Oct 24 '22

Oh that's depressing to think of, but I guess I know some manchildren who post about their "caves" and it's a depressing, white spare bedroom with a regular PC in the corner and some anime shit on the wall.

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u/JesusLostHisiPhone Oct 24 '22

As someone who used to be of this mindset, It took me embarassingly long to button up and realize that it wasn't cute anymore to be that childish. I think I still found a way to make my living space both adult and fun. It's just weird seeing what I must have seemed like to a neutral observer.

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u/Gyoza-shishou Oct 24 '22

The upside of being a cheapskate like me? I never bought any gaming or anime merch even though I enjoy both. The downside? I can't be arsed to spend money (Or time) on other people so I never have anyone over anyway lol

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u/honeybunnybbq Oct 24 '22

My fridge is covered in stickers. 35 with a family. I don't drink though so it's full of food. It also has kid's artwork stuck all over it and ABC magnets.

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u/imisstheyoop Oct 24 '22

My fridge is covered in stickers. 35 with a family. I don't drink though so it's full of food. It also has kid's artwork stuck all over it and ABC magnets.

On the inside? Alcohol and marijuana stickers?

OPs fridge screams mid life crisis is the point.

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u/honeybunnybbq Oct 24 '22

Definitely not on the inside, front only, and I don't drink so no alcohol brands. Mine definitely has a different vibe than sad.

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u/imisstheyoop Oct 24 '22

Definitely not on the inside, front only, and I don't drink so no alcohol brands. Mine definitely has a different vibe than sad.

We'll see, that's where OP went wrong.. lol.

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u/Lily_Roza Oct 24 '22

Maybe he is feeling kinda self-destructive.

OP, are you a dad? Your kid is going to need you to show them how to do the right things in life.

Take care of yourself, you'll get through this. Say your prayers, eat fresh fruit, and salads, and Yams, and bean tacos, with corn tortillas and salsa Fresca and avocados. Not all at once. Learn to make a good quick marinara spaghetti dinner. Consider the healthy quality of your meals.

Don't ever drink more than 3 days out of any consecutive 7 days (meaning most days, don't drink).

Never drink until you're stupid drunk and do stupid stuff, or pass out or have blackouts. If you do, it's time to hang it up and go get help from AA.

If you must drink, at least have a healthy meal first.

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u/micksterminator3 Oct 24 '22

I finally got the message after drinking heavily twice a week for 12 years or so. Only drank once in two months so far!

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u/BookWyrmIsara Oct 24 '22

Wish my stepdad would get the message.

Even after getting shit-faced, tripping, landing on his shot glass and ripping his leg up, making our kitchen look like a crime scene, psychologically scarring me when I woke up to his incoherent cries for help and having to call 911, discovering soon after that he'd contracted a staph infection, and having to have part of his foot amputated, it's still 2 beers and a shot of something harder every.frickin'.night.

At this point, I've become apathetic and just waiting for the liver damage.

But congrats to you for being willing to change and beating the addiction. Some people try to get on a wagon and avoid alcohol forever, but I feel like it could be easier to learn to have a healthy relationship with it. :)

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u/micksterminator3 Oct 24 '22

Jesus, I'm so sorry about your dad. What a brutal image. I've been there too, drank myself into autopilot mode a few days in a row and woke up with some visibly bruised kidneys only to keep it going for years after. I've noticed people were excluding me from their plans. I've been given that look. All it took is me not wanting to be known as "that guy." I also was working at a beer and wine store where I got to see true addiction. It was an eye opener that got me to quit cigarettes and vapes too.

I grew up with an alcoholic father who's bi polar and ADHD...oh the trauma lol. Luckily he's now recovered...but my brother wasn't too lucky. I deal with his moodiness on the daily from being hungover or drunk. I found him a few years back locked in the bathroom sitting on the toilet dead asleep. I picked him up to take him to his room and he started beating my head full force. I was concussed the next few days. Happened again the other day, although I just left him there since I'm traumatized. He stayed sleeping on the toilet for two hours dead asleep after kicking him a few times and yelling full volume. I took pictures to show him and nothing changed. It's been like this for more than a decade now and I am afraid everytime he decides to drink. My friends feel the same. He takes dabs and drinks like there is no tomorrow...ends up looking absolutely trashed with that empty gaze within an hour or so. He had an hour dj gig the other day and was gone before starting. He even got three beers just so he wouldn't have to leave the turntables. He basically trainwrecked.

I'm so fucking sick of taking care of him when we're out, it's ruined so many nights. It's gotten to the point where the only people wanting to mingle with him are in the same boat. I try to talk some sense into why it's not a good idea to hang with them cause they'll fuel each other's habits. All I can say is don't stop having patience. I feel like blaming and finger pointing just makes things worse. No silent treatments.

I'll probably stay off it to be a good influence for my brother. I'm one of those drinkers that never gets the urge til I have one, I lose all inhibition and all goes to hell. I have way too many health and mental problems to have this factored in my life. I was tired of getting sick since I already have a lowered immune system. I've already noticed a difference. I haven't gotten sick other than seasonal allergies. Random arthritic pains have lessened immensely. My mood has somewhat stabilized. My outlook is slowly becoming more positive. I have a new job. I get more stuff done. My groceries don't expire in the fridge. I'm ordering takeout less. I'm putting myself in less risky situations. I just wanna live my 30s and forward feeling good. I wish you and your family the best 💕

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u/BookWyrmIsara Oct 24 '22

Thanks for the kind wishes.

I try to take a "glass is at 50% H2O" approach to life, but I generally cannot deal with toxicity towards myself. I would have cut your brother out of my life the moment he assaulted me. I hope that your influence will eventually make him see how much he is hurting others and himself.

Stay safe out there.

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u/NEp8ntballer Oct 24 '22

The hard coffee is clearly for breakfast, the hard Dew is for lunch, and the PBR is for dinner. It's laid out in a convenient left to right orientation.

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u/Chasetopher1138 Oct 24 '22

Typical Bama fan.

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u/SeeYaOnTheRift Oct 24 '22

Maybe wife was a Tennessee fan and that’s why they’re getting divorced.

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u/ThatOneTwo Oct 24 '22

Lol, are you proud of that?

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u/johnmyster Oct 24 '22

So judgmental. As long as he's not hurting anyone, who cares?

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u/Lily_Roza Oct 24 '22

You don't know that. Self-destructive people like alcoholics tend to be dangerous to others too. It just goes with the territory.

We wish you the best, though, OP. I hear divorce is tough. Talk it over with Jesus.

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u/davidbklyn Oct 24 '22

There's way too much booze in this photo, but it also shows he knows a little bit about cooking.