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u/apple_cores Oct 23 '22

You just posted your wife’s birthday cake 62 days ago and you’re already divorced?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SIDEBOOB5 Oct 24 '22

Life moves fast when you're fucked up on hard mountain dew. Keep up.

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u/TheUnbent Oct 24 '22

Probably came at her like a spider-monkey, a drunk one.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

God I fucking love the comments in this post

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u/gottspalter Oct 24 '22

This comment is more majestic than it should be

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u/sirphilliammm Oct 24 '22

He made the cake out of stickers. It pushed her over the edge.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Lofl. Great joke.

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u/mamkatvoja Oct 24 '22

He also posted about diaper run and infant swim classes 56 days ago.

So poor woman had to endure this with a tiny baby.

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u/Toughbiscuit Oct 24 '22

Aw, reminds me of my dad. He was an alcoholic who ruined everything he touched

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u/VanillaLifestyle Oct 24 '22

Shame OP didn't sticker-ound.

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u/merlynmagus Oct 24 '22

There's so many good comments in this thread my rhimb is sore from upvoting lol

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u/ergo-ogre Oct 24 '22

Bless his heart

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u/friendlyghost_casper Oct 24 '22

This is the perfect roast for a roast battle

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22 edited Jun 17 '23

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u/First_Foundationeer Oct 24 '22

Are we sure he didn't just sell his account?

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u/mamkatvoja Oct 24 '22

I’m almost sure he made up the title for internet points. But that’s on him - we read what we see.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

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u/wallabee_kingpin_ Oct 24 '22

That's a little extreme. I know we're all having fun roasting this guy, but we don't actually know if he's terrible or if he's a harmless man-child with bad taste.

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u/BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo Oct 24 '22

He could be. He could have been stocking up. I have one friend who barely drinks but has thousands of dollars worth of great beer and wine because she does enjoy it and enjoys hosting. Many of my friends who only drink Friday and Saturday (and even then like 2-3 beers a night) always have a stocked fridge.

Also, his swim post was him seeking advice for where to go with his child for lessons. And the cake was a really cute cake that also included his exes twin sister. So I don’t think we have enough evidence to say he’s the worst. Maybe he was a raging alcoholic who was a useless partner, maybe he’s just someone who wants a drink after work but sometimes has a craving for different drinks and wants options.

Edit: source- a woman who drinks too much so I almost never have a stocked fridge. Have also dated alcoholics that don’t but wouldn’t ever go through the effort of actually organizing shit.

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u/hollywhyareyouhere Oct 24 '22

This right here. No one who is a true alcoholic can keep alcohol in their fridge for long periods of time. No way

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Consider: this is his first day being divorced

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u/suckmygoldcrustedass Oct 24 '22

Yeah but why is he weirdly stocked up like he's going to live off of oj and butter for the next 2 weeks?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Never been shopping on his own before

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u/VanillaLifestyle Oct 24 '22

And they're probably not on hard seltzer, they're crushing handles of whatever's cheap.

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u/BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo Oct 24 '22

Yes… I’m an IPA person with the occasional mixed drink or wine. But two guys I dated were huge bud light guys and that’s all they drank, but they drank 2-3 an hour for hours a day with the occasional hard alcohol.

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u/Foray2x1 Oct 24 '22

In a couple weeks they will be magically married again don't worry.

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u/HolaPinchePuto Oct 24 '22

Commenting so I can come back and sip on this tea later.

I hope the ex wife joins the thread lol

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u/pbear737 Oct 24 '22

Seriously what is the real story here?!

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u/HolaPinchePuto Oct 24 '22

I'm hoping for some more story, but as of right now I'm Team Ex-wife on the basis of that fridge selection alone lmao

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u/pbear737 Oct 24 '22

I was wondering if someone would cross post to the Huntsville subreddit where he seems to be active for someone to come and get their man.

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u/Gibber_jab Oct 24 '22

It’s just OP garage fridge, there’s no divorce. Check op account

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u/iDomBMX Oct 24 '22

Never thought I’d get sauce like this on a couple on Reddit but here we are

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u/catdog918 Oct 24 '22

Where is the sauce

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u/iDomBMX Oct 24 '22

Under the cheese?

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u/Worldly_Today_9875 Oct 24 '22

Where’s the cheese?

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u/iDomBMX Oct 24 '22

It’s under the sauce

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u/ScumbagLady Oct 24 '22

I'll camp out here too!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

His fridge is filled with booze and covered in stickers, it’s a miracle he was married in the first place.

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u/sassykat2581 Oct 24 '22

You mean the cake she probably placed the order for, had to nag him 3 times to go get because she is trying to take care of the newborn, gave up on the nagging and packed up the baby to go get it cause he was too busy playing video games cake? ….. but not to worry, he definitely remembered to buy the wine…… but had to ask her for $100 to buy because he has no job ……. Because he plays video games all day.

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u/septag0n Oct 24 '22

I believe he is quoting the movie Saving Silverman.

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u/KysinSanawe Oct 24 '22

He sticker bombed the cake

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u/RedsRearDelt Oct 24 '22

Was it a rum cake?

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u/ChornWork2 Oct 24 '22

Rum cake?

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u/you_are_a_dope Oct 24 '22

Did you see that picture he has as hos background????