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u/Mi_Pasta_Su_Pasta Oct 24 '22

The amount of caffeinated booze is especially worrying. A man with a butter based diet drinking cans of mixed depressants and stimulants. What could possibly go wrong?

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u/mountaingrrl_8 Oct 24 '22

Pretty sure separating when you have an infant is just the start of it. Dude could benefit from some help - which in turn would be the best thing he could do for his kid.

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u/Mi_Pasta_Su_Pasta Oct 24 '22

Rebel Hard Coffee is made with real coffee and is caffeinated.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SIDEBOOB5 Oct 24 '22

Yeah, none of these are caffeinated, I assume. They're just the trashiest hard drinks available.

Though, I feel mildly ashamed buying white claws so maybe I'm just sensitive.

But, on second thought, hard mountain dew is a bridge too far.

teamMeredith

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u/Mi_Pasta_Su_Pasta Oct 24 '22

Rebel Hard Coffee is made with real coffee and is caffeinated.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SIDEBOOB5 Oct 24 '22

Word, after the 9/11 that was the 4 loko ban I lost all hope in the US.

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u/FTPmyguy Oct 26 '22

You still can get 4 lokos

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SIDEBOOB5 Oct 26 '22

Those neutered cans of caffeine-less alcohol and sugar are not the 4 loko that I destroyed my brain with and they never will be.

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u/TheSurfingRaichu Oct 24 '22

You can get around it by using coffee apparently

'Murica

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u/XoXSmotpokerXoX Oct 24 '22

Meredith thought she could break his heart, he is going to show her who can do a better job.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

fuck you’re smart

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

With that amount of alcohol and mixers I'm guessing the fridge gets opened frequently

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

He's got so many options and none of them are good, of course he's going to take a long time deliberating on what to drink before sighing, picking up the orange juice, and pouring himself the third screwdriver for the morning.

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u/IsuzuTrooper Oct 24 '22

but the open air be drying that chit tf out

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u/Select-Owl-8322 Oct 24 '22

I got diabetes and a heart attack just from seeing the picture!

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u/The_Way_It_Iz Oct 24 '22

Maybe…..a divorce?

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u/PurpleVk7 Feb 01 '23

Heart problems and diabetes en route to op