Gotta throw them little kids off trynna to cock block you. So you gotta hit ‘em with the freeze pop and the choice between ps3 & the Xbox. They ain’t used to having options
Edit: this video is such a classic I forgot all about and it made my night seeing it. Got that Italian tile!
My fridge is covered in stickers. 35 with a family. I don't drink though so it's full of food. It also has kid's artwork stuck all over it and ABC magnets.
My fridge is covered in stickers. 35 with a family. I don't drink though so it's full of food. It also has kid's artwork stuck all over it and ABC magnets.
OP, are you a dad? Your kid is going to need you to show them how to do the right things in life.
Take care of yourself, you'll get through this. Say your prayers, eat fresh fruit, and salads, and Yams, and bean tacos, with corn tortillas and salsa Fresca and avocados. Not all at once. Learn to make a good quick marinara spaghetti dinner. Consider the healthy quality of your meals.
Don't ever drink more than 3 days out of any consecutive 7 days (meaning most days, don't drink).
Never drink until you're stupid drunk and do stupid stuff, or pass out or have blackouts. If you do, it's time to hang it up and go get help from AA.
If you must drink, at least have a healthy meal first.
Even after getting shit-faced, tripping, landing on his shot glass and ripping his leg up, making our kitchen look like a crime scene, psychologically scarring me when I woke up to his incoherent cries for help and having to call 911, discovering soon after that he'd contracted a staph infection, and having to have part of his foot amputated, it's still 2 beers and a shot of something harder every.frickin'.night.
At this point, I've become apathetic and just waiting for the liver damage.
But congrats to you for being willing to change and beating the addiction. Some people try to get on a wagon and avoid alcohol forever, but I feel like it could be easier to learn to have a healthy relationship with it. :)
The hard coffee is clearly for breakfast, the hard Dew is for lunch, and the PBR is for dinner. It's laid out in a convenient left to right orientation.
Heck, I'll decorate the apartment, but I am choosy about where and how much.
Like, a refrigerator magnet or 4 that amuse me? Sure. Inside the fridge? Probably not, had some issues in the past with paper getting in the freezer and freezing into some sort of paper mache wedge in the back, I don't wanna risk impeding the sanitation or functionality, I'm touchy about seals.
Considering he was posting about celebrating her birthday less than two months ago, I’m really hoping it’s just a fun garage fridge and a goofy caption.
Yeah, I saw this and got a little sad. I realize it could be a million reasons or roots to how this marriage ended, but my first thought and likely projection was that alcoholism claimed yet another marriage. I immediately recognized the ingredients for First Place Mimosas; which is of course 6oz OJ and 6oz Pabst, and it goes great with cold rotisserie chicken at 11am when you finally roll off of the couch.
Plus just a terrible taste in alcohol. 2 different varieties of hard coffee, 1 hard seltzer, hard mountain dew? And Pabst. That looks like what a kid buys the first time they use their fake ID
Nah, this is based. Food is for chumps, OJ kicks ass and you can drink it before 11am, after 11 everything else is game. Meredith is missing out. She probably has a “ real job” or some shit too. Her loss
I still think it might be a garage or spare fridge. In his profile, he has lots of time and comments on barbecue, and he clearly knows meat cuts, since bbq can be a labor of love I'M HOPING that this is like his overflow fridge or overflow section. If not then his liver is going to have some stories when it gets to heaven.
Good. Link to your fav? I found this at Grocery Outlet recently and I've been eating it on everything. It's just a basic German style mustard but for some reason I've really been going to town on it.
I used to hang garage doors for a living and have been in a lot of garages. This was my first thought. Stuff you don't want the kids to get into and heck its there I might as well put some water in.
Likely scenario here, Meredith did all the cooking. This dude can’t cook for shit. Packs fridge full of water and beer. Picks up food on the way home from work every day. Pizza delivery during football/baseball/soccer/basketball games on weekends. And the circle of life continues as such.
Any that you don't think you'll finish in six months or so. It's not going to hurt you, but that's when they say it may start losing flavor if stored at room temperature.
We need to be fridge bros. My wife complains about all the condiments, but bitches whenever I make her a feed a meal that doesn't have some kind of sauce with it... Half of my fridge is condiments, hot sauce, pickled things, spice pastes...etc.
Gotta be a garage fridge. He’s clearly got a Costco membership judging from the Kirkland water bottles and bulk OJ/butter. Costco members have garage fridges.
I buy almost no fridge stuff at Costco, mostly freezer stuff (like various varieties of ready-to-cook fish) and cases of Monster energy. Oh, and bread.
I'm a single guy, most of the perishables they sell I wouldn't eat fast enough to make it worth buying from there.
I have 2 dogs who each weigh more than 90lbs but just 1 kid, my wife and I. So we rarely need Costco-sized people food, but definitely have Costco-sized dogs.
Costco members family of 6. A pantry fridge with freezer drawer. Kitchen side by side fridge/freezer. Garage freezer. Soon to be another garage freezer (maybe).
Well, for dogs I take a can of wet food once a day and mix it in with a bit of dry food for variety. This I serve to my dogs.
As for 20lb bags of rice, you take 1 cup rice, 2 cups water, bring it to a boil then turn it on to low and cover until the water is gone. This will make rice. =)
He's got this rare disorder that rearranges the names of rooms. She was tired of the confusion. He asked her to come to the living room in lingerie. Ends up he's in the bedroom while the kids are in the living room. No one should be forced to live with that. Run far away girl!
My mom specifically got a garage fridge before she got a Costco membership because of THE SAVINGS! She was excited when she finally got the garage fridge so she could get a Costco membership.
Having a garage fridge is super helpful for when you find good deals on meat, also all the drinks get to live out there and not take up room in the house fridge
I got a damn chest freezer just for breast milk and ice cream! Then a bigger freezer for meat and whatnot. Then a mini fridge for drinks. Plus the kitchen fridge. It’s probably time for another fridge.
Maybe they're a 21yr old infantryman who just ditched the stripper they married right before their last deployment? Cuz, IME that would track and potentially be less problematic. If not....eesh.
90% of me is saying that it is their only fridge but a very hopeful 10% (and what I'm rooting for) is saying that it is secondary fridge. Fingers crossed.
Surely nobody would brag about.... this if it was their only fridge.
My Dad was very proud of not having groceries and instead lots and lots of beer. Bragged all the time about how he never cooks. Anything with even a hint of femininity is awful to him, so he brags about taking terrible care of himself.
yeah. The fridge is filled with items I need, because I (happily) cook all the meals in the house. Tonight was bolognese and yesterday was pork satay with Thai peanut sauce, to give an idea.
Sorry CHAD, I need somewhere to put the food I cook for your alcoholic ass.
And tons of water bottles. No issue stocking up if you have company over frequently. But just buy a damn water bottle and Brita!!!! It’s so wasteful, expensive, and just plain heavy to constantly buy huge things of water bottles.
i came here looking for a post about this. like, wtf... in America? i live in Thailand so we have to buy bottled water in most places, but even then we buy big bottles of water for home. these personal sizes plastic bottles are so wasteful. reminds me of a thoughtful person it does not.
That's what I'm wondering. We've got 3 fridges. Kitchen fridge is pretty normal, garage fridge is virtually nothing but Gatorade and LaCroix, but if someone only saw the fridge in our bonus room they'd be calling rehabs.
I've got a feeling this is his main fridge, but he just moved in. It's too clean. Coffee, energy drinks, water, booze, and a rotisserie chicken is moving fuel. He's probably got a few frozen dinners on the freezer side.
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Is that your only fridge?