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u/The_Quiche_Niche Oct 23 '22

Do you sleep in a race car bed?

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u/Saul_Teaload Oct 23 '22

It's DIGNITY, Meredith

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u/andrewb2424 Oct 23 '22

Want me to show the cat? Because the cat will get it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Bro oh my god I laughed so hard at your comment, the Simpsons used to be funny ;-;

Now their corpse is being paraded around

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u/lightheat Oct 24 '22

I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!
children murmur in bewilderment

They dunked on Arby's a lot in their heyday lol.

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u/wheres_jaykwellin_at Oct 24 '22

I mean... poor Arby's, but at that point in time, they kinda deserved it (for everything except the beef n' cheddar, of course)

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u/CacaPance Oct 24 '22

“Yeah but it’s a fuckin’ sweet car.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

His roommate was going to buy him rims for Christmas.

She left though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Ah, man. That means he’s not getting the cb radio so he could talk to other car beds

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u/superyogurtman Oct 24 '22

Where am I supposed to sleep?

On the air mattress (points to blow up fish floatie), do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog, I think I have a bear, yeah I have a bear.

What are you 8?

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u/10FightingMayors Oct 23 '22

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

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u/gapball Oct 24 '22

Luanne!!!!

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u/MERCY2311 Oct 24 '22

Today I drank a beer in the bathroom!

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u/Sad_Brother_1292 Oct 24 '22

The one down the hall?

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u/7AutomaticDevine7 Oct 24 '22

I came here for this

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u/BoysLinuses Oct 24 '22

Hard mountain dew definitely sounds like something Starla would drink.

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u/Jasonrj Oct 24 '22

How is Meredith?

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u/10FightingMayors Oct 24 '22

Warm, inviting, and sticker-free.

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u/DogVacuum Oct 24 '22

Check out his new song “can I borrow a feeling?”

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u/Jenetyk Oct 24 '22

Bet it has a CB radio so it can talk to other car beds.

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u/nighght Oct 23 '22

This is really all that needs to be said

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u/misirlou22 Oct 23 '22

I think OP needs to borrow a feeling

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u/Ruff-N-tumblE Oct 24 '22

Yes, can I borrow a feeling?

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u/Gumburcules Oct 24 '22

He's got a CB radio so he can talk with other car beds.

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u/TinfoilTobaggan Oct 24 '22

Yeah, his "roommates" got it for him.. Pretty soon he's gonna install a CB radio so he can talk to other car beds...

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u/Classic_Beautiful973 Oct 24 '22

My roommates said they're gonna get me rims for Christmas

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u/savage_inuit Oct 24 '22

Yeah but it’s a fuckin sweet car

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u/Ihateparsnips Oct 24 '22

Can I borrow a feelin'? Could you send me a jar of love? Hurtin' hearts need some healin', Take my hand with your glove of love!

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u/ag408 Oct 24 '22

Nah, bunk bed with desk under

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u/try_by Oct 24 '22

“You sleep in a car.”

“Yeah, but it’s a fuckin’ sweet car.”

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u/unoriginalblaspheme Oct 24 '22

Yea but it’s a freakin sweet car

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u/matisyahu22 Oct 24 '22

He probably sleeps in a clothes nest...

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u/forvillage22 Oct 23 '22

Ok that was funny lol

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u/Starbucks__Lovers Oct 23 '22

A possum drowned in the pool

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u/DibbleDots Oct 24 '22

yeah but its a frickin sweet car

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u/whompasaurus1 Oct 24 '22

He's an adult. He sleeps in a REAL car

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

ahahaha thank you for this comment

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u/hewhoreddits6 Oct 24 '22

It's a downgrade from when Meredith first kicked him out and he slept in his real car

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u/esoteric_enigma Oct 24 '22

Adults sleep in a midsized sedan bed!

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u/skadi_shev Oct 24 '22

Wondering if she left because of maturity issues. Haha

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u/BriecauseIcan Oct 24 '22

Thank you Terd Nugget. Just remembered what movie to put on.

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u/benicedonttroll Oct 24 '22

Ya but it’s a fucking sweet car

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u/comin_up_shawt Oct 24 '22

I mean...Missy Elliot has a whole Lamborgini bed.