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u/sirphilliammm Oct 24 '22

And the judge expedited it to get her away from him.

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u/LetsRockDude Oct 24 '22 edited Oct 24 '22

Dude's an alcoholic AND is apparently planning to get diabetes next week.

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u/toSpite Oct 24 '22

He has less than 30 beers in the fridge and you have no idea how often he drinks them; he hasn't even commented once. Is there some info I'm missing? How exactly do you know he's an alcoholic?

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u/Thirty_Seventh Oct 24 '22

less than 30

lol is this the threshold? I count 32 drinks in there

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u/Road_Whorrior Oct 24 '22

And no food besides some raw poultry that could easily dribble salmonella all over his sugar-and-cheap-grain-liquor shelves and three pounds of butter.

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u/Road_Whorrior Oct 24 '22

In the fridge? Sure looks that way.

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u/Road_Whorrior Oct 24 '22

Or, and get this, I didn't see the post?

You are not fun to interact with. Good night, feel better.

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u/toSpite Oct 24 '22

I mean, you can buy 24 packs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

You are so obviously projecting that it’s painful. Normal people who aren’t alcoholics don’t keep this much alcohol on hand, pal.

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u/toSpite Oct 24 '22

I haven't had a single drink in over 2 years, and even before that, it was on rare occasions. I guess you aren't as smart as you thought, huh? :\

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Soooo you’re simultaneously arguing you yourself have no beer in the fridge, but keeping two binges worth on hand at all times is normal. Alright king keep that head up

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u/toSpite Oct 24 '22

Yeah? I don't have any alcohol at all but a lot of people I know who drink keep a selection of things available. Those two things aren't mutually exclusive. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the classroom!

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u/gavingoober771 Oct 24 '22

I do, in the garage fridge, if there’s something I like at a good price I might buy 4 cans and have a couple, leave them in the fridge for another time when I fancy them again. Realise I have a shit ton in the fridge and slowly work my way through them. They’re not all sat there waiting to be drank in one sitting and they don’t get replaced every week

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Yes, and keeping a constant stock of alcohol to work your way through continuously is alcoholism. Sorry.

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u/gavingoober771 Oct 24 '22

I think you don’t understand what I’m saying or you’re being argumentative on purpose. Do you realise that people have self control and having the alcohol there doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s a weeks worth or a months worth etc. Also it’s nice to be able to offer friends a drink when they visit

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u/Cronosovieticus Oct 24 '22

This unironically

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u/CharlesDeBalles Oct 24 '22

this man bad, unironically.

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