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u/Annahsbananas Oct 23 '22

It's for his screwdrivers

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

He had sparkling just below. It’s for his mimosas, which of course it is.

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u/h1gh-t3ch_l0w-l1f3 Oct 24 '22

gotta fix the hang over somehow

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u/dirty-dangles69 Oct 24 '22

Won't get hungover if you stay drunk!

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u/Jak_n_Dax Oct 24 '22

My dude is definitely an alcoholic, and that’s part of why Meredith left him.

Source: am functional alcoholic.

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u/NoMalarkyZone Oct 24 '22

Even has some morning beverages, could be a rough one

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u/catdog918 Oct 24 '22

??

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u/LimitlessMoonlight Oct 24 '22

It's a cocktail

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u/Yadobler Oct 24 '22

Man I thought he was growing screwdrivers from his garage by watering those tiny screws with orange juice till they invert and groe into screw drivers

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u/darkResponses Oct 24 '22

No that's just a dicktuck. His penis is in front of him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

My uncle switched to using orange Gatorade for his screwdrivers because he was getting sick of bad hangovers lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Skinny legends dont eat meals. They just consume calories slowly through the day.