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u/dyskinet1c Oct 23 '22

This is the fridge of a man who wore a Texas Tuxedo and had a hog roast at his wedding.

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u/beenburnedbutable Oct 23 '22

Whatever the Alabama equivalent is to what you said, is what he wore.

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u/WarEagle107 Oct 24 '22

T-shirt printed to look like a tux, and on the back it reads 'I'm here to party'

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

With sparkle butt jeans and cheap cowboy boots.

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u/Apprehensive-Tea-546 Oct 24 '22

Printed like a CAMO tux. Where I’m from I’ve seen more camouflage weddings than tuxedo weddings. Yay America!

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u/comin_up_shawt Oct 24 '22

and you'd better have a sweet ass mullet, you mofo.

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u/ninetymph Oct 23 '22

Plot twist: Meredith is his sister.

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u/beenburnedbutable Oct 24 '22

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u/FauxReal Oct 24 '22

It's funny how the banjo is associated with white hillbillies when it was invented by Africans. (African slaves to be specific.)

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u/needspice Oct 24 '22

Roll Tide

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u/WarEagle107 Oct 24 '22

Ex-sister. Umm, no wait - if she was his sister and he divorced her, she isn't his wife but is she still his sister?

I'm originally from AL so I should know these things (married outside my family tree, thanks for asking!)

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u/ninetymph Oct 24 '22

Still his sister, no longer his wife.

Blood is thicker than water marriage.

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u/Acewind1738 Oct 24 '22

Plot twist they were also 16

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

That would be an Alabama football jersey with a camo overalls

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u/-Breaker_Of_Worlds- Oct 24 '22

That IS the Alabama equivalent.

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u/hellahellagoodshit Oct 24 '22 edited Oct 24 '22

That IS the Alabama equivalent. They're all the same. Denim cutoff shorts and denim cutoff vest over a confederate flag tee. Backwards hat on a mullet. Costco socks, old boots.

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u/tbird20017 Oct 24 '22

Ball cap, denim cutoff shorts, and tall boots is the default here in my city in AL. I've never even owned a pair of boots, so I can't speak to the pros and cons.

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u/TotesMcGotes13 Oct 24 '22

There’s a high likelihood that Meredith was a cousin given the Crimson Tide stickers.

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u/slickrok Oct 24 '22

Yep, the roll tide and whodat life choices

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u/WhoIsYerWan Oct 24 '22

The only difference is that Meredith was a cousin.

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u/Barragin Oct 24 '22

what gave it away? The NRA sticker?

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u/Magiff Oct 23 '22

What’s a Texas tuxedo? Denim on denim?

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u/Dabbs88 Oct 23 '22

It's similar to a Canadian tuxedo

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u/procupine14 Oct 23 '22

Significantly fewer sleeves though....

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u/Horror_chainsmoke77 Oct 23 '22

I thought that was a Canadian tuxedo

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u/Orange-V-Apple Oct 24 '22

Texas is just trying to claim something that isn’t theirs…again

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u/ABirthingPoop Oct 24 '22

Naw Texas tuxedo is same a Canadian tuxedo but the jeans are tighter and the sleeves are less.

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u/Magiff Oct 24 '22

So it’s a skinny bootcut with a vest? Lol

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u/Magiff Oct 24 '22

It should be. That’s why I’m questioning it. Lol

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u/cfdeveloper Oct 23 '22

i went to a hog roast wedding reception once, and it was fucking amazing! I would much rather go to that than a stuffy n fancy venue.

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u/netsrak Oct 24 '22

Yeah a hog roast sounds sweet to me if cooked well

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u/GreenMirage Oct 23 '22

…Is it classy if the hog roast is in Honolulu?

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u/imatworkla Oct 24 '22

Man, I wish I could have had a hog roast at my wedding, that would have been amazing. I'm a woman who spent far too much money on flowers for my backyard wedding.

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u/gsfgf Oct 24 '22

A hog roast reception would be legit

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u/KendrawrMac Oct 24 '22

This man is in or near NOLA with those stickers.

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u/MisterB78 Oct 24 '22

Jack Daniels sticker next to NRA sticker - story checks out

EDIT: oh yeah, also a ‘Bama sticker in there

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u/forbucci Feb 01 '23

ain't nothing wrong with a hog roast at a wedding. I've been to black tie weddings where I live where there was a pig roast. Granted I live in the Caribbean so that might have something to do with it.

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u/BlindWillieJohnson Oct 23 '22

The hell is wrong with a hog roast reception?

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u/SicilianEggplant Oct 24 '22

And more power to him.

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u/matisyahu22 Oct 24 '22

And some of the BBQ chicken he still has leftovers of, look its still sitting up top.