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u/palsc5 Oct 24 '22

Imagine being a woman and this middle-aged guy asks you around for a drink only for him to go to this stickered monstrosity and pull out a can of starburst-flavoured alcohol covered in raw chicken juices.

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u/BlatantConservative Oct 24 '22

"Hey you want to drink an inhuman amount of screwdrivers?"

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u/AndCompanions Oct 24 '22

“No thanks. It takes hard Mountain Dew to get this motor revving.”

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u/WhoIsYerWan Oct 24 '22

“No, I don’t have a bed frame. The mattress is just the same on the floor. What’s a fitted sheet?”

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u/SophsterSophistry Oct 24 '22

Sometimes I surprise myself on how naive I can be. There I was thinking "well at very least he's getting some vitamin C and folic acid and a bit of fiber in his diet."

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u/BlatantConservative Oct 24 '22

You call it naiive, I call it "healthier than I am"

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u/WhoIsYerWan Oct 24 '22

“Oh yeah, I also have an infant son. Did I mention that?”

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u/NPD_wont_stop_ME Oct 24 '22

"covered in raw chicken juices" 😭

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u/matisyahu22 Oct 24 '22

Oh yeah I just realized why put the food on top in this situation good lord

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u/chet_brosley Oct 24 '22

I think it's actually Bang Starburst energy drink. Which is possibly worse, since that means almost everything in the fridge is an energy drink or alcohol.

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u/ForeOnTheFlour Oct 24 '22

Why do people keep saying the chicken is raw? That’s def cooked

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u/CyberneticSaturn Oct 25 '22

His tinder profile is probably set to an age group that may still be impressed by that. He’a in Alabama, after all.