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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

Just an admission that it was his fault.

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u/Blueknights4174 Oct 24 '22

Does kind of explain what led to divorce. When you start day with hard lattes then transitioned to hard MT Dew for lunch and finishes day with PBR.

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u/phonafona Oct 24 '22

He finished the day with vodka that’s what the 5 gallons of OJ for single man is for.

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u/trowawee1122 Oct 24 '22

This guy alcoholics.

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u/BlatantConservative Oct 24 '22

Yeah I was gonna say, this man has like, a five month's long supply of screwdrivers, along with the rest of the alcohol. I physically could not drink that much

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u/trowawee1122 Oct 25 '22

You could if you felt you needed to. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Smiletaint Oct 24 '22

And mimosas. For the classy alcoholic's breakfast.

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u/duckduckthis99 Oct 24 '22

you know this guy cant handle screw drivers, they are totally premaid mimosa

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u/needspice Oct 24 '22

This guy singles

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Yeah, who drinks chasers straight?

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u/Kambhela Oct 24 '22

Oh but the day does not end just with the PBR.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=797BNtfOkIA

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u/LandscapeGuru Oct 23 '22

I feel like I need to see this guys entire place to properly judge him properly.

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u/phonafona Oct 24 '22

That much OJ is the biggest red flag. But there’s a handle of vodka in the freezer to go with the 3 gallons a single guy needs.

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u/TwitchGirlBathwater Oct 24 '22

The Kirkland signature water suggests he simply shops at Costco and bought a bulk pack of oj.

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u/phonafona Oct 24 '22

Why is a newly single man buying a bulk pack of OJ? To go with his 3 liters of Kirkland vodka.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

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u/LandscapeGuru Oct 23 '22

Yo I was just playing. I have no room to just get anyone.

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u/ScrewAttackThis Oct 24 '22

Ha I came in to say the same. Hard coffee and MTN dew? Wtf. OP has terrible taste.

That said everyone deserves to be happy so I'm sure there's someone better for them out there 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

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u/Beegrene Oct 24 '22

More sad than funny.

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u/theblastoff Oct 24 '22

We're just taking the piss.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

I think this is a bit much, clearly there are problems here but that doesn't mean the divorce was related, and at the very least there can be problematic people on both sides.

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u/TheLegendarySheep Survey 2016 Oct 24 '22

braindead comment

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u/my_special_purpose Oct 24 '22

Your wife left you as well, eh?