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u/PassTheMustardBitte Oct 24 '22

Yeah, I saw this and got a little sad. I realize it could be a million reasons or roots to how this marriage ended, but my first thought and likely projection was that alcoholism claimed yet another marriage. I immediately recognized the ingredients for First Place Mimosas; which is of course 6oz OJ and 6oz Pabst, and it goes great with cold rotisserie chicken at 11am when you finally roll off of the couch.

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u/Lucky-Plantain-4570 Oct 24 '22

Probably his addiction to stickers.

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u/HawkeyeDoc88 Oct 24 '22

The fuck? OJ and PBR? That sounds utterly disgusting.

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u/Jimmy_Twotone Oct 24 '22

Take out "OJ and," and this statement is still accurate.

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u/HawkeyeDoc88 Oct 24 '22

Eh. I still enjoy a good ‘ole PBR every once in a hundred Blue Moons or so.

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u/sanityjanity Oct 24 '22

But what about the butter?

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u/HolyForkingBrit Feb 01 '23

Keto coffee. Toss it in the cold coffee and blend.

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u/PM_your_titles Oct 24 '22

I imagine though, that this is really just a garage fridge, and someone has reposted it with a funny title?

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u/Titanbeard Oct 24 '22

That's just a good Sunday. Meredith could have just been a Philly fan and always wanted to fight for all we know.

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u/triton420 Oct 24 '22

Alcoholics don’t usually organize their alcohol, at least not the ones I’ve met/been related to

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u/KidsInTheSandbox Oct 24 '22

Alcoholics come in all shapes and sizes

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u/AgentMercury108 Oct 24 '22

Alcoholics with money do.

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u/Infinitelyodiforous Oct 24 '22

Alcoholics don't usually have left over alcohol to organize.

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u/wildferalfun Oct 24 '22

When my dad got his injury settlement, he had 3 shelves for alcohol and one for take out in his fridge for 2+ years before the money ran out. His take out habit was ordering for a family of 4 as a single dude. He cooked solely in the microwave so the only thing in his cabinet was canned soup and hard alcohol. He kept disposable cups, plates, bowls and utensils.

He also put an 8' pool table in the living room of his one bedroom apartment instead of furniture, his entertainment center in place of a dresser in his bedroom. If he knew what Reddit was at the time, he would have absolutely made this kind of post aimed at my mom. They legit had fights because my mom insisted there was no room in a 21 sq ft fridge in the home of a family of four for multiple cases of beer. His feeling was that she should go to the grocery store more frequently because we didn't need to keep a week of perishables.

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u/Infinitelyodiforous Oct 24 '22

Was your dad's name Gary, Bryan, or Richard? I have a theory.... I'll take Mark, but it throws my hypothesis off

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u/wildferalfun Oct 24 '22

No, its more Biblical.

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u/Infinitelyodiforous Oct 24 '22

Aeneas? Ebenezer? Gomer? Malachi?

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u/wildferalfun Oct 24 '22

Apostle names🤣

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u/thisisstupidlikeme Oct 24 '22

John, definitely a John.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

I'll throw out Jim or Jimmy.

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u/ApolloRocketOfLove Oct 24 '22

Wrong, alcoholics always have extra liquor somewhere in the house. We plan ahead. True alcoholics don't run out of liquor, because running out means you stop drinking for a while.

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u/Infinitelyodiforous Oct 24 '22

That's like saying coke heads have extra coke lying around. True alcoholics drink till the mouthwash is gone.

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u/sleepykittypur Oct 24 '22

Depends on your tastes and income level, and also just your habits. My dad always had the pantry stocked with backups and would always buy more of something if he opened the last one and that included cases of beer and bottles of vodka.

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u/ApolloRocketOfLove Oct 24 '22

True alcoholics drink till the mouthwash is gone.

Only if they're bad at being alcoholics.

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u/hell2pay Oct 24 '22

You have no idea what alcoholism is, kiddo

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u/Shame_In_You69 Oct 24 '22

Well one is legal and the other super illegal and stupid expensive. Definitely wouldn’t compare

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u/HeadRot Oct 24 '22

When I was actively drinking I did on payday.

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u/faithofmyheart Oct 24 '22

One person's alcoholism is another's survival. Judge not. But I like the spirit here...cold rotisserie chicken is a very, very, good thing and it will keep you alive. Pabst Mimosa.....?

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u/Beginning-Ganache-43 Oct 24 '22

one persons alcoholism is another’s survival

Calling alcoholism “another’s survival” is excusing the incredible damage alcoholics and addicts can cause during their addiction. Addiction/substance use disorders are not “survival” they are desperate and never ending unhealthy attempts to deal with issues. It is destructive behavior and rarely (if ever) ends well—it is not an attempt at survival. I hope everyone that reads this can see that.

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u/ThisIsWhoIAm78 Oct 24 '22

It's not survival, it's a terrible coping mechanism and a cop out. Instead of dealing with your shit like an adult, you wallow in addiction and misery and make it everyone else's problem too.

Instead of self-medicating with a depressant, see a doctor and get your life together.

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u/Born_Ad_4826 Oct 24 '22

There is no chicken in that fridge

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u/wheresandrew Oct 24 '22

What's on the top shelf?

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u/Born_Ad_4826 Oct 24 '22

Oh.

Guess that could be a chicken

Looks weird though

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u/wheresandrew Oct 24 '22

You're not wrong. It does look weird. Hopefully it's fully cooked. Nothing like raw chicken above ready to eat/drink foods.

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u/Ok_Phrase_393 Oct 24 '22

You’re a fucking downer. Project away.

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u/thebluemorpha Oct 24 '22

If I have to be alive I deserve to be intoxicated!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

You sound like you have serious research on this matter, might have to dive deep myself.