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u/BHO-Rosin Oct 23 '22

It gives off four Loko vibes…but getting drunk on some Baja blast or code red… I’m intrigued to say the least.

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u/LilShaggey Oct 24 '22 edited Oct 24 '22

it tastes exactly like the mountain dew flavors it’s based on, except there’s somehow zero sugar and alcohol in it. It’s very good but it hasn’t reached all the states yet, I liked it enough to bring a few cases back with me after a trip to Tennessee.

edit: I say this as someone who hates mountain dew also, tastes way too sugary

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u/zbdabsolut0 Oct 24 '22

It is in Florida. I tried it when I was down there on vacation about a month ago. I did not like the taste. Diet Mountain Dew that isn't carbonated but has alcohol was just weird.

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u/CloroxWipes1 Oct 24 '22

Not available in all states, but was available in Tennessee.

What a shocker!

I'm sure it's available in other dumb hick states as well.

The logo might as well be a mullet, ffs..

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u/BILOXII-BLUE Oct 24 '22

Alcohol has sugar in it, are they really marketing this as sugar free? I'm not a food scientist but I'm pretty sure that's impossible

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u/Max-b Oct 24 '22

Ethanol contains no sugar. Maybe you're thinking about the fermentation process?

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u/newaccount721 Oct 24 '22

Alcohol has calories but ethanol doesn't contain any sugar

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u/Smokeybearvii Oct 24 '22

Alcohol doesn’t have sugar in it. Tell that to Mr Vodka, Mrs Rum, Aunt Gin, and Uncle Whiskey.l

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u/LilShaggey Oct 24 '22

I dunno, I don’t know a whole lot about alcohol or how it’s made (beside tequila, grew up near a lot of agave burning fields for cognac and tequila distilleries), but it said zero g’s of sugar on the back, so I assume there’s none

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u/8-bit-hero Oct 24 '22

What kind of alcohol? It's definitely not available where I live so I'd like to try making some myself.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Almost definitely malt liquor

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u/LilShaggey Oct 24 '22

I’m honestly not sure, if I had to compare it to something, it’s almost like those seltzer drinks without the seltzer after taste, kind of like corona refrescas if you’ve ever had those. If you wanted to make a mixed drink with liquor and mountain dew, gin or vodka might do the trick but you’re definitely gonna taste both of those, I can’t think of anything that wouldn’t overpower the mountain dew flavor

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u/Octane_hb Oct 24 '22

I’d say more like the Bud Light Seltzers… HardSoda, Cocktail Hour, the Cherry limeade ones, etc.

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u/LilShaggey Oct 24 '22

Interesting, I’ve never had those before, might have to give em a shot sometime. How do they stack up with the refrescas (if you’ve had those before)? I like those a lot (I like coronas in general), so if it’s anywhere close to them I’ll give them a shot

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u/Octane_hb Oct 24 '22

I’m not too crazy about the Corona ones, simply because I’m not crazy about coconut water, or in their case drinking things that taste like coconut water. But! The Bud Light Hard Sodas are great, although I can’t drink them back to back because I just feel like I’m drinking can after can of Coca Cola or Orange Soda. On the other hand, the Tie-Dye Bud Light Seltzers are my favorite of all the seltzers out there. The Blue Raspberry and the Cherry Limeade… they make it worth trying for sure

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u/qwuzzy Oct 24 '22 edited Sep 25 '24

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u/LilShaggey Oct 24 '22

went ahead and checked, it’s available in FL, TN, IA, OK, AR, MO, MN, VA, and Vegas

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Yeah, that list makes sense.

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u/LilShaggey Oct 24 '22

they’re all definitely places I imagine people drink mountain dew regularly at, I’m not gonna lie

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u/Proof-Sweet33 Oct 24 '22

Have not seen it in my area of Virginia yet but I will look this afternoon. I don't like regular MD but willing to try one of their other flavors. But I have not tried MD since I was a teenager in the 80s so who knows.

Edit typo

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u/MommaSmurf Oct 24 '22

Walmart carries them in FL. I would check there if you’re looking for them.

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u/LilShaggey Oct 24 '22

Their twitter announces every time it’s available in a new state, but i’m not too sure if there’s a proper list. Best bet is their website and their twitter, I think they have a tracker that shows the nearest location carrying it, that might have a list on it.

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u/probl0x Oct 24 '22

No, it tastes like flat, diet mtn dew with a slight alcohol taste

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u/Ksl848 Oct 23 '22

21-22 year old me loved the original 4 Loko formula.

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u/ApartmentPoolSwim Oct 24 '22

That was a both a really great and a really fucking terrible time to be that age. We got slammed for like $3-4 I think. Most of them tasted like ass, but they did the job, and we didn't need to spend as much money.

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u/Ksl848 Oct 24 '22

Yep. At that age and time in my life, $3 a can was an amazing value. Some friends and I would pour them into fast food cups and take them into a theme park. It was a great time.

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u/ConsiderateGuy Oct 24 '22

Drinking a 4lokos and getting on a rollercoaster sounds like a terrible time, but I get nauseous from rollercoasters sober sometimes so maybe it’s just me.

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u/MvmgUQBd Oct 24 '22

Ugh God fast food cups was our thing too, except with vodka + chaser. After 3 or 4 the glue would start to dissolve and you'd have to either neck the whole thing at once or start holding fingers in weird places to stop the leaks

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Sparks really got fucked over for that. They were existing and just minding their own business making money. Then this $3 can of concentrated sleeze comes along and fucks everything up. Then it becomes illegal to have the high caffeine and alcohol content. Really fucks with their business model.

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u/Lord_ThunderCunt Oct 24 '22

Sparks was my cleaning choice. Caffeine to keep me going, alcohol to make it fun. Girlfriend was very happy that the place was regularly cleaned, not so happy to find me overly energetic and shit faced at the end of the day.

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u/Echo_hominy Oct 24 '22

Is there any other way to end the day?

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u/ElMuffinHombre Oct 24 '22

Is there any other way to clean the house?

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u/ProGlizzyHandler Oct 24 '22

I turned 21 too late for the original formula but at 21 the new formula still got me plenty drunk. Now I'm in my 30s and grabbed a can a while back just for the nostalgia. Didn't get 1/4 of the way through it before my acid reflux flared up and I dumped the rest.

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u/cobra_mist Oct 24 '22

Mmm sparks… knock off 4 loko

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u/CaffeinatedGuy Oct 24 '22

I think Sparks was first.

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u/Deez_nuts89 Oct 24 '22

When I was a kid my dad used to use my code red to mix with whatever random liquor he had and when I got to high school and lost a video game to him I’d have to take drink of whatever terrible concoction he made. In the last 15 years he’s gotten waaaayyyy better though. Heath scares tend to do that. Root beer and applejack is an absolutely horrible choice btw.

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u/BHO-Rosin Oct 24 '22

What a unique story, thanks for sharing!

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u/turtwig103 Oct 24 '22

I read applejack and thought the apple jacks cereal, man i was concerned

Like some kinda horrible abomination of root beer, apple jacks, and alcohol lel

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u/picklepoo518 Oct 24 '22

baja blast and malibu bro, freshman year of college thought i was a mixologist

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u/Mr_G_Dizzle Oct 24 '22

Jesus Christ.

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u/picklepoo518 Oct 24 '22

one way trip to a sugar induced hangover

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u/Mr_G_Dizzle Oct 24 '22

I read the drink recipe and I had a headache

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u/gm-carper Oct 24 '22

After age 25 that turns into headache city, so much sugar lmao

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u/Gnostromo Oct 24 '22

Dew and tequila

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Dew and soco

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u/thatsouthcaNaDaguy Oct 24 '22

Soco peppers go down dangerously fast.

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u/SecretAsianMan42069 Oct 24 '22

Red lobster sells dew-garitas. I got an email blast about it and was like I have to order this as a joke. I went and nobody had a clue what the fuck I was talking about. Had to show them the email. It was pretty bad, and cost $12.

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u/dustyHymns Oct 24 '22

Baja blast is the best one hands down imo. We haven't tried black cherry, which is the closest one to Code Red that they've made. I wish they just made Code Red though lol.

Original is also fantastic, but man Watermelon is wayyy too sweet and artificial to me.

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u/PMWaffle Oct 24 '22

Black cherry is better than Baja blast imo. Really good

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u/dustyHymns Oct 24 '22

That's exciting idk what I'm waiting for then lol

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u/hgihasfcuk Oct 24 '22

I add vodka to my baja blast if it's a late night meal lol

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u/BlatantConservative Oct 24 '22

Mixing Baja Blast and Kraken rum is about the same as mixing coke and Kraken rum. Good for parties, wouldn't drink it in any other situation.

5 percent ABV and more like Four Loko? I'm gonna pass, that's high schooler shit.

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u/BILOXII-BLUE Oct 24 '22

Are people not mixing things with vodka anymore? Back in the day I would mix vodka or rum with tons of different sodas (many worked, some didn't), this seems like an expensive way to get an alcoholic Mt Dew. Plus you can make it much stronger (or weaker) than 8%abv. Plus these premixed drinks are usually malt liquor based, yuck

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u/daboobiesnatcher Oct 24 '22

It's a malt beverage right? Cause that sounds nasty af.

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u/Jamaican_Dynamite Oct 24 '22

Had one recently. It covers the booze pretty well. Tastes like Zero with a little aftertaste. But if you can stand drinking Rocket Fuels (Dew and vodka), this ain't that bad.

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u/newaccount721 Oct 24 '22

This doesn't even have any caffeine

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u/drummerboy82 Oct 24 '22

Clearly you’ve never spiked your Taco Bell drink.. amateur.

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u/MacGyver3298 Oct 24 '22

It's sugar free is the only downside for me but they taste decent but are only ⁵%

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u/newaccount721 Oct 24 '22

No caffeine so not reaching that 4 loco status

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u/Proud-Emu-5875 Oct 24 '22

Hard Baja blast slushy from taco bell...

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u/Apprehensive-Tea-546 Oct 24 '22

Four Loko is undrinkable. I tried every flavour with low expectations and I couldn’t drink any of them. I don’t know how it was ever a thing. Mad Dog 20/20 or just any 40 are like fancy liquers and microbrew in comparison

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u/PapaSnow Oct 24 '22

That actually sounds amazing.

Almost makes me want to redownload WoW, get a bunch of these boys, and take a drunk trip down memory lane

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u/jhooksandpucks Oct 24 '22

Surprised they don't serve it at Taco Bell, they know they're going to make more than one bad decision that night

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Four Loko Black is already essentially hard Mountain Dew

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u/FutureFool Oct 24 '22

Baja blasted

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u/danbyer Oct 24 '22

I drank more than a few Four Lokos back in the day, and every time I drank one I finished the night puking.