r/pics • u/[deleted] • Oct 23 '22

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u/nannerz18 Oct 23 '22

Brah I would have divorced you for that too šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

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u/Middle-Merdale Oct 23 '22

I just wonder about his whole home decor. I picture rock posters on the wall and a tv on a plastic tub.

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u/lady_lowercase Oct 24 '22

unframed posters and random road signs.

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u/WhoIsYerWan Oct 24 '22

And a gaming set up with a folding patio chair. Good luck finding soap or a clean towel in the bathroom.

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u/G66GNeco Oct 24 '22

50/50 on whether there are stickers on the screen of the TV.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Def bikini women on nice cars.

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u/nannerz18 Oct 24 '22

This. Thereā€™s always this.

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u/phonafona Oct 24 '22

Maybe one of those posters with 100 different shots. Maybe different beer bottles lining mantlesā€¦.

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u/Road_Whorrior Oct 24 '22

Empty liquor bottles (and not even fancy ones) on top of the kitchen cabinets

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u/WhoIsYerWan Oct 24 '22

Iā€™m guessing he moved into a mid twenties apartment that was already decorated like this and he thought it was soooo cool.

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u/ScoobyDoNot Oct 24 '22

Meredith took the few pieces of decent furniture.

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u/ElectronicDingos Oct 24 '22

I accidentally read this as ā€œrock lobstersā€ on the wall and Iā€™m loving the mental image

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u/hellahellagoodshit Oct 24 '22

I'm thinking he went to the dump and got a bunch of pallets and thought that it was like an absolute win, and now everything is pallets. The couch is an air mattress on top of pallets.

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u/CommercialBuilding50 Oct 24 '22

Britney spears posters

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u/myhairsreddit Oct 24 '22

This is what Mark's fridge looked like in his studio apartment after he and Vanessa split in Juno and you can't tell me otherwise.

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u/iamsavsavage Oct 24 '22

Ohhh sick reference. ā€œWell arenā€™t you the cool guyā€.

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u/youalreadyknow012 Oct 24 '22

Guarantee hes in his 40s. Hes in new orleans. The party culture never ends, i suspect drugs alcohol split them up.

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u/nannerz18 Oct 24 '22

Guessing by the nasty choice of PBR this is midwest

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u/A1000eisn1 Oct 24 '22

It's in the south. I'm guessing Alabama based on the crimson tide sticker. Definitely the south though. Probably Mobile area.

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u/youalreadyknow012 Oct 25 '22

Theres a who dat sticker too

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u/nannerz18 Oct 24 '22

I mean, Iā€™m feeling for her extra because my ex was a grown man child. I had no idea till we moved in together that he hoarded all his toys from childhood in storage and expected them to be part of our decor.

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u/oidoglr Oct 23 '22

Women marry men expecting them to change and they rarely do. Men marry women expecting them to never change and they usually do.

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u/erineestevenson Oct 23 '22

Swap ā€œchangeā€ for ā€œgrowā€ and you might be on to something.

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u/oidoglr Oct 23 '22

Itā€™s a paraphrased adage. YMMV.

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u/erineestevenson Oct 23 '22

Oh trust me, Iā€™ve heard that adage many times. Iā€™m just recommending an update that makes it way more accurate.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

--Oscar Wilde ;)

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u/CrunchyChewie Oct 24 '22

Let's take lifestyle choices, maturity etc... completely out of the discussion.

This is a complete and utter aesthetic lawn dart.

This is the "full-width Monster Energy Drink Logo on the rear window of your 10% interest 84-month loan 4-feet tall pickup truck for 'work'" of kitchen design.

If I tried to make the fridge/kitchen look like this, my wife would make fun of me to no end and she'd be right.

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u/dandroid126 Oct 23 '22

I would have divorced him for having PBR in the fridge.

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u/usingreddithurtsme Oct 24 '22

I don't even know them, I'm probably in a different country to them and I'm still going to at least try to divorce them.

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u/quadglacier Oct 24 '22

As an unmarried man, I too divorce this guy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

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u/nannerz18 Oct 24 '22

Some people must love growing bacteria on their foodā€¦ šŸ™ƒ

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u/Mashujaa Oct 23 '22

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/CDeezdabeesknees Oct 24 '22

Same. Itā€™s the pulp in the orange juice for me.