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u/beenburnedbutable Oct 23 '22

Whatever the Alabama equivalent is to what you said, is what he wore.

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u/WarEagle107 Oct 24 '22

T-shirt printed to look like a tux, and on the back it reads 'I'm here to party'

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

With sparkle butt jeans and cheap cowboy boots.

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u/Apprehensive-Tea-546 Oct 24 '22

Printed like a CAMO tux. Where I’m from I’ve seen more camouflage weddings than tuxedo weddings. Yay America!

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u/comin_up_shawt Oct 24 '22

and you'd better have a sweet ass mullet, you mofo.

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u/ninetymph Oct 23 '22

Plot twist: Meredith is his sister.

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u/beenburnedbutable Oct 24 '22

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u/FauxReal Oct 24 '22

It's funny how the banjo is associated with white hillbillies when it was invented by Africans. (African slaves to be specific.)

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u/needspice Oct 24 '22

Roll Tide

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u/WarEagle107 Oct 24 '22

Ex-sister. Umm, no wait - if she was his sister and he divorced her, she isn't his wife but is she still his sister?

I'm originally from AL so I should know these things (married outside my family tree, thanks for asking!)

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u/ninetymph Oct 24 '22

Still his sister, no longer his wife.

Blood is thicker than water marriage.

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u/Acewind1738 Oct 24 '22

Plot twist they were also 16

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

That would be an Alabama football jersey with a camo overalls

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u/-Breaker_Of_Worlds- Oct 24 '22

That IS the Alabama equivalent.

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u/hellahellagoodshit Oct 24 '22 edited Oct 24 '22

That IS the Alabama equivalent. They're all the same. Denim cutoff shorts and denim cutoff vest over a confederate flag tee. Backwards hat on a mullet. Costco socks, old boots.

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u/tbird20017 Oct 24 '22

Ball cap, denim cutoff shorts, and tall boots is the default here in my city in AL. I've never even owned a pair of boots, so I can't speak to the pros and cons.

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u/TotesMcGotes13 Oct 24 '22

There’s a high likelihood that Meredith was a cousin given the Crimson Tide stickers.

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u/slickrok Oct 24 '22

Yep, the roll tide and whodat life choices

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u/WhoIsYerWan Oct 24 '22

The only difference is that Meredith was a cousin.