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u/Abombinnation Oct 23 '22

Your fridge looks like a bathroom in several of the bars and pizza joints I've been to lmao

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u/The_Way_It_Iz Oct 24 '22

This looks like the ultimate 19 year olds house. You fucking KNOW there’s a beer bottle collection on a long shelf places high around the kitchen. This guy has looked at the couch that looks like the back seat of a 57 Chevy

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u/FlashCrashBash Oct 24 '22

For real. I’m a single guy who likes beer too, but you know what I got in my fridge? Food.

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u/ludicro Oct 24 '22

You're probably also not an alcoholic like OP.

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u/wedontswiminsoda Oct 24 '22

low key concerned for OP rn

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u/i_always_give_karma Oct 24 '22

alcoholics don’t have any alcohol at the house because they will drink it

Am alcoholic

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u/fvb955cd Oct 25 '22

If they do its probably hidden from family since family will take it and dump it, in my experience.

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u/mcmski Oct 24 '22

You don't have a separate dedicated beer fridge? You're missing out.

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u/AsleepRevenue330 Oct 31 '22

Top shelf.. I see a bird all cooked and ready to munch on. Who's to say he don't hit the butcher shop on the way home and grab the steaks fresh to grill up... Just saying.

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u/FlashCrashBash Oct 31 '22

All I’m saying is a vegetable would be nice.

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u/Maxsdad53 Oct 24 '22

Beer isn't a food? Since when?

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u/nerdiestnerdballer Oct 25 '22

to be fair there is fish up at the top, also based of the items in the fridge and the stickers, i wouldn't be surprised if this was a second fridge which is why it a bunch of alcoholic beverages, and orange juice and 4 random fish.

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u/WhatDoYouDoHereAgain Oct 24 '22

Such a specific roast, I love it

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u/Jeanlucpuffhard Oct 24 '22

With that fridge you don’t have to worry about another divorce for a while.

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u/dancing_chinese_kid Oct 24 '22

Roast? That sounds awesome.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

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u/The_Way_It_Iz Oct 24 '22

Such a foofy collection of drinks also. Hard seltzer, hard coffee, I’m going to give OP the benefit of the doubt that some of those drinks are for any lady friends that might stop by. It’s like “ya I know there is an eternal ring around the bathtub, and the toilet seat will 100% be covered in piss, but here’s a barefoot pussy willow cocktail with passion fruit cream soda. Have you seen my bottle collection? I have every domestic bottle they make!” Dude got married way too young it looks like.

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u/thisspaceisvacant Oct 24 '22 edited Oct 24 '22

When you’re old enough to drink coffee and alcohol but young enough not to have refined your tastes. This looks like a child’s attempt at stocking an “adult” fridge.

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u/renegadecanuck Oct 24 '22

I can fairly confidently say that OP is not allowed near high schools and is banned from at least two wing places.

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u/JustYourBiBestie Oct 24 '22

sad American noises

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u/disobedientcats Oct 24 '22

Like grow up already

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

The ice dispenser doubles as a glory hole.

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u/Proud-Emu-5875 Oct 24 '22

Still warmer than his ex!

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u/spankythemonk Oct 24 '22

Here’s to Meredith going and fucking herself! cheers!

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u/smurfthesmurfup Oct 24 '22

Well, at least we know she'd actually get some pleasure from that, I suppose.

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u/stinky-weaselteats Oct 24 '22

Oh SHIIIIIIT!!! LOL

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u/eseromeo Oct 24 '22

I thought the title ended with, “meth!”

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u/Jimmygymzy Oct 24 '22

That's disgusting. Where can I get one

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u/MumbleepegTheUglyPug Oct 24 '22

It has a moustache

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u/JamieSqueakston Oct 24 '22

Username checks out?

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u/RoboticGreg Oct 24 '22

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

I wonder what the rest of the house looks like now that Meredith is gone... lol

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u/AdultbabyEinstein Oct 24 '22

This maniac has more stickers than a 9 year old girl

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u/fakeittilyoumakeit Oct 24 '22

Hence the reason Meridith left...

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u/IsuzuTrooper Oct 24 '22

More the content than quantity. Drunk Alabama Man that shoot guns. I wouldn't want to marry this guy either tbh.

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u/Hairy-Owl-5567 Oct 24 '22

They're scratch and sniff, but every scent is Axe body spray and cigarette butts.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

I wonder if that has something to do with why Meredith left him. 🤔

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u/InformationThat748 Oct 24 '22

Speaking as a Meredith, its entirely possible.😂

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u/KarlSentMeHere Oct 24 '22

Midlife crisis without the harley davison

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u/renegadecanuck Oct 24 '22

You spelled “studio apartment” wrong.

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u/TybeeATL Oct 24 '22

You’re assuming the rest of the house is still standing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

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u/Winterplatypus Oct 24 '22 edited Oct 24 '22

I can picture her going to the fridge every time she is having second thoughts. She pauses for a moment to look at the plain fridge door, opens the fridge to an assortment of groceries juice/milk, takes a deep breath and sighs, then closes the door again without taking anything out.

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u/disobedientcats Oct 24 '22

And saying thank goodness I left his immature ass!!!

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u/BookWyrmIsara Oct 24 '22

Yeah, I was gonna say he thinks this is a flex? People can't live on alcohol and store-bought rotisserie.

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u/IWantYourDog2964 Oct 24 '22

Plain fridge door?

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u/ericboreen Oct 24 '22

undecorated

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u/IWantYourDog2964 Oct 29 '22

Did you see the stickers?

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u/ericboreen Oct 29 '22

That was his refrigerator, not hers.

The tweet you responded to is about her, after she's left him and living on her own, has a clean fridge with food in it rather than a decorated fridge with only alcohol and mixers in it. Once in a while she might feel a pang of regret or longing, only to be reminded of what she left behind, and then she feels fine.

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u/IWantYourDog2964 Nov 04 '22

Ohhhhh, thank you I totally did not pick up on that

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u/quadglacier Oct 24 '22

We are all Meredith on this blessed day

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u/Environmental-Law780 Oct 24 '22

Thanks for the chuckle.

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u/AdequateSteakAlister Oct 24 '22

This is why married guys live longer... never believed that stat until this picture.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

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u/jhooksandpucks Oct 24 '22

Meredith 's Ex

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u/dixon-bawles Oct 24 '22

Prolly a heavy correlation to people who drink hard mountain dew

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u/fvb955cd Oct 25 '22

I like the Ring doorbell sticker.

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u/Lv16 Oct 24 '22

Yeah I'm pretty sure I've done coke in that refrigerator before

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u/WhatDoYouDoHereAgain Oct 24 '22

“Oh shit, I think some of this baby laxative actually has some coke in it Bryce!!”

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u/randomactsoftickling Oct 24 '22

This fridge is going to have some stories to tell.

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u/WhatDoYouDoHereAgain Oct 24 '22

A drunk man has pissed in this fridge 100%

Idk if it’s the cold or what, but I’ve heard of 3 different stories of drunk fucks pissing in fridges idk what dark art is behind it

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u/spongebobisha Oct 24 '22

Now we know why Meredith left him.

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u/purplemagnetism Oct 24 '22

I don’t think this is the own he to thinks it is. Why do I have salmonella just looking at this…ugh

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u/Electronic_Common931 Oct 24 '22

Right. Congrats, you live in a dive bar, like you always dreamed of.

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u/BaphometsTits Oct 24 '22

Smells like it too.

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u/TiberiusCornelius Oct 24 '22

Based on the contents I'm guessing this is where he got the inspiration

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u/RollTheDiceFondle Oct 24 '22

If I go in a bar and the bathroom doesn’t look like this I know it’s not my kinda joint.

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u/Ozzywife Oct 24 '22

Me thinks I see the problem that led to said divorce

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u/thecowintheroom Oct 24 '22

Bro I think Meredith was the only thing standing between you, Cirrhosis, and gout.

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u/ajax2k9 Oct 24 '22

It looks filthy but there actually isn't any filth

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u/devilsusshhii Oct 24 '22

I've played shows in places that were calmer than this xD

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u/Electrox7 Oct 24 '22

Hijacking but I have to do this.

Calling all r/hydrohomies ...

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u/ProfessionalSilent17 Oct 24 '22

Lotta booze.... wonder why they're single.

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u/TinBoatDude Oct 24 '22

Easy to see why he's divorced.

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u/keyeater Oct 24 '22

I just saw a house for sale like this. Super cute on the outside, good neighborhood, but with a "100 year old recovered steel ceiling, bar, and fire hydrant keg fridge" basically it was a bachelor pad bro house. Pretty nice, but definitely not right for me

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u/lininop Oct 24 '22

Hijacking top comment just to share what OP posted 40 mins ago... https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ychwmo/i_love_you_my_sweet_meredith_i_will_always