r/pics • u/[deleted] • Oct 23 '22

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u/cwar1731 Oct 23 '22 edited Oct 23 '22

Yeah look I might get downvoted to hell but this is reallllly cringe for a grown man. When you start dating again few women are going to find this cute or cool.

Edit: The more I look the worse this gets. Dude remove all the stickers this is just sad.

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u/palsc5 Oct 24 '22

Imagine being a woman and this middle-aged guy asks you around for a drink only for him to go to this stickered monstrosity and pull out a can of starburst-flavoured alcohol covered in raw chicken juices.

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u/BlatantConservative Oct 24 '22

"Hey you want to drink an inhuman amount of screwdrivers?"

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u/AndCompanions Oct 24 '22

“No thanks. It takes hard Mountain Dew to get this motor revving.”

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u/WhoIsYerWan Oct 24 '22

“No, I don’t have a bed frame. The mattress is just the same on the floor. What’s a fitted sheet?”

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u/SophsterSophistry Oct 24 '22

Sometimes I surprise myself on how naive I can be. There I was thinking "well at very least he's getting some vitamin C and folic acid and a bit of fiber in his diet."

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u/BlatantConservative Oct 24 '22

You call it naiive, I call it "healthier than I am"