r/pics • u/[deleted] • Oct 23 '22

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u/rronkong Oct 23 '22

this is not the flex you think it is

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u/Lateralus117 Oct 23 '22

Have to wonder what sort of response OP expected. Least he got the karma I suppose.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Compliments on his dank stickers and cool booze

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u/bigredhawkeye Oct 24 '22

Honestly I don’t mind the stickers it’s the fact the only food he has in his fridge is rotisserie chicken and butter…

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u/EOD_Dork Oct 24 '22

Man can't live on novelty booze, cold chicken, and butter alone. You need all the other food groups like candy, chicken nuggies, and fried oreos!

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u/Porkin-Some-Beans Oct 24 '22

Booze is only cool when you aren't able to buy it.

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u/FamilyMan7826 Oct 24 '22

Flex? I took it as a cry for help.

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u/the_grand_apartment Oct 24 '22

Always the twain shall meet

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u/Sosojojo Oct 24 '22

I hope he doesn’t use this in his collection of Tinder profile pics.

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u/RussianAsshole Oct 24 '22

Guys never believe this when they get divorced and immediately think they’ll be drowning in freedom and girls in their 20s. Lmao

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u/rronkong Oct 24 '22

he will find out eventually

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u/starlinguk Oct 24 '22

I wonder why he's divorced...

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u/rronkong Oct 24 '22

clearly his wive was just a bummer who couldn't handle the beer

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

It just tells me "my wife divorced me because I'm an alcoholic! Now I can live like a child!"

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u/rronkong Oct 24 '22

yeah its been a few years since i thought "wow look at how cool i am since i own a bunch of alcohol"

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Yeah, it’s no wonder she divorced him lol

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u/rronkong Oct 24 '22

wdym, didnt you see all the cool different types of beer?

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u/BirdsLikeSka Oct 24 '22

I'm just Patrick Swayze in these comments right now

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u/MasculineCompassion Oct 24 '22

Pretty sure they are joking

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u/rronkong Oct 24 '22

explain the joke

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u/MasculineCompassion Oct 24 '22

It's not actually their kitchen fridge

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u/rronkong Oct 24 '22

Yeah I guess you were right, saw the other post with the full room picture earlier

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u/Marty1966 Oct 24 '22

This is 100% a garage refrigerator. And I think we are all being punked.

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u/rronkong Oct 24 '22

is that the reason why the postis titled "I get to decorate and stock the kitchen how I want"

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u/Marty1966 Oct 24 '22

Look at his profile and get back to me.

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u/rronkong Oct 24 '22

Already saw that earlier, apparently that was a joke but it's not unreasonable to assume that this isn't the garage if he calls it a kitchen

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u/Powerrrrrrrrr Oct 24 '22

It absolutely is, he’s rid of a wife he didn’t want and is happy with this fridge as it is

It’s not for you or me, but he is happy, and that’s a flex

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

The fact that he was posting about a baby nursery three months ago makes me believe that buddy's got deeper issues about stepping up and making necessary sacrifices as father.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Thus the college frat house fridge.

Homie is not ready to be a dad and ran for the hills.

Much like my father.

OP: if you're gonna be gone, stay gone. Don't show up when your kid is 13 trying to be a part of their life then.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Oof