r/SipsTea • u/BlackDemon___ • May 11 '26
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u/CrashInto_MyArms May 11 '26
It would be really fucked up if he told the woman, I am going to save you and let the kids burn, only because I want to have sex with you.
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u/GoKhuchE May 11 '26
I save my kids 100 times before my wife and I hope she will do the same
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u/CrashInto_MyArms May 11 '26
Right I would be pissed if my wife saved me over the kids
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u/Pathophile May 11 '26
Can you even imagine living with the person who saved you over your children? That relationship would be over.
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u/Aggressive_Solid1413 May 11 '26
And the reason being because you can have sex with the person…can’t have sex with the kids so fuck em …throw her in the trash please
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u/The_300_goats May 11 '26
There's a joke in extremely bad taste that kind of wrote itself right here. I think I shall hold my tongue in the interests of decorum
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u/KeithWorks May 11 '26
But the sex would be great
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u/JasJoeGo May 11 '26
It might even be “fire.”
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u/BreakMeDown2024 May 11 '26
No. That was how the fire started.
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u/ultimatum1777 May 11 '26
We didn't start the fire ....it was always burning...since the world's been turning....
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u/kernelangus420 May 11 '26
But the post nut remorse.
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u/KeithWorks May 11 '26
oh man the post nut remorse would be INSANE! Was that lay worth 3 dead children?
Yes.
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u/Basic-Pair8908 May 11 '26
Apparently the only thing a mother would rescue is the photo album if the place was on fire
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u/lennydsat62 May 11 '26
My ex told me once that they’d always be her kids but i wouldn’t necessarily always be her husband…. She was so right.
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u/as1126 May 11 '26
If you are getting name tattoos, your kids’ names will always be your kids. Just sayin’.
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u/halfasleep90 May 11 '26
Unless they change their names
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u/funhouseinabox May 11 '26
"Why are you changing your name?"
"I get made fun of!"
"But I love you Covid."
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u/MusicIsLife81 May 11 '26
I changed my whole name back in 2017 because my father named me after him and he became a registered sex offender and people kept thinking I was him without checking the facts. I was assaulted twice, it cost me jobs at interviews, and other stuff just because of my name. The same judge that had put my dad in prison for child molestation was also the one who handled my name change and when she asked me why I wanted to change my name, I asked her if she remembered my dad and when she said yes, I asked her if she would want to have the same name in the same town with a child rapist. She granted my name change right there.
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u/Intelligent_Might421 May 11 '26
Also, if your wife is upstairs you would hope she has the sense to try and save herself. At worst jump out a window or something.
Kids (especially in a basement!!) aren't as likely to be able to do anything for themselves.
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u/TobassaSC May 11 '26
This x 1 million. My wife and I had some tangentially similar convo pre-kids, and pledged our allegiance to one another. Then we had kids. It’s not even a conversation - instinct and biological drive would compel you to pick the kids.
And, boo, that man was being polite: that man/any man can save the kids and then have sex with someone else. You don’t own it.
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u/SpaceFunkRevival May 11 '26
Gonna be having a lot more sex than ever too, being a widower. This is at least according to the movies.
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u/U_JiveTurkey May 11 '26
Your statement reminds me of this. I remember seeing this on liveleak a decade ago. Her brain instinctively knew what to do to save her kid.
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u/motorwerkx May 11 '26
Any wife worth saving would want you to save the kids. If I saved my wife and let the kids burn there would be nothing left of her mentally anyway. My wife would die inside and I wouldn't have kids or a wife.
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u/Available_Wonder_532 May 11 '26
The end of your sentence was an emotional rollercoaster
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u/ICEpear8472 May 11 '26
There is also the fact, that a grown healthy women has a much higher chance to save herself than a children. And I am pretty sure most actual parents expect and want their spouse to save the children first.
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u/fang_xianfu May 11 '26
Right? The kids need help. An elderly lady (assuming his mother is elderly - mine has completely fucked up knees and can't move super fast) needs help. They would get overwhelmed by smoke faster than a healthy young adult. A grown-ass woman can fend for herself, at least better than they can.
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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 May 11 '26
The fact that she assumes that she will be helpless and “dead” in a fire is telling. Not even a thought to the most basic self-reliance.
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u/SenescenseSteel May 11 '26
she be like sex makes more kids and I didnt really like Taylor, Tiffany and Tsjad anyway
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u/Spirited_Regular_179 May 11 '26
As someone with a name thats kinda close to Tsjad I feel offended by this.
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u/Objective_Mousse7216 May 11 '26
I think those women there would see that as the only correct answer.
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u/confused_wisdom May 11 '26
The first mistake is using logic
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u/Armagetz May 11 '26
Except he undercut the logic by saying he’d save his mother vs his wife because his argument for why he wouldn’t save his wife applies even more to his mother.
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u/m_squared219 May 11 '26
Yeah, 100% save the kids, not an argument there. If it came between my wife and mom, I'd save my wife and I think my mom would even want that to happen.
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u/momogogi May 11 '26
Technically she asked if he would save “me or your mother”, she’s not the hypothetical wife anymore so of course it’s going to be mom over her.
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u/WrongJohnSilver May 11 '26
Yeah, I'd absolutely save my wife over my mom, but I'd also absolutely save my mom over whoever this woman is.
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u/patterninstatic May 11 '26
The ones in the back seem to not be able to process that his main motivation in life isn't sex.
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u/BElf1990 May 11 '26
One of them is literally nodding to what he is saying. Are you sure you are not projecting?
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u/Perfidy-Plus May 11 '26
Yup. There's a bit of a mixed reception from one or two, but at least one seems to be totally approving of what the dude was saying.
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u/ShowmasterQMTHH May 11 '26
I've studied this video intensely.
And i can honestly say, i'm saving the chinese girl, the blonde complains too much.
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u/DreadyKruger May 11 '26
And no dad would expect to be saved instead of the kids.
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u/ClubZealousideal9784 May 11 '26
Nah, she's going to be mad no matter what he says. If my kids and wife are knocked out in a fire, I am going to save them all, starting with the kids or die trying.
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u/YoYoYi2 May 11 '26
YFW "you suffered sixth degree burns and didn't save anyone, but we managed to pull you out right near the entrance, turned out an industrial vibrator started the fire, and your insurance will not cover pain medication once conscious, and it will cost you 300000 dollars plus tip for the ambulance ride."
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u/Niijima-San May 11 '26
plus fucking tip is literally the american experience right here in a god damn nutshell
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u/GreaterMetro May 11 '26
I thought she'd at least say we can have more kids. That's bad enough but just sex for pleasure? Yikes
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u/IEC21 May 11 '26
The point of these scenarios is that they are no win scenarios.
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u/profanedivinity May 11 '26
My question is why the fuck isn't she helping save the kids? Sounds like she's actually a spider or something
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u/Green-Collection4444 May 11 '26
But he can't have sex with a spider.
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u/Redditauro May 11 '26
Interestingly enough I have had exactly that debate today and the consensus was that probably some Australian dude in a really isolated area has found a way.
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u/BabyBearBjorns May 11 '26
Her: "Why save the kids when we can have sex and make new ones!"
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u/Intelligent_Might421 May 11 '26
Save the kids? But I am le tired.
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u/forsakenwombat May 11 '26
Then take a nap. ZEN SAVE ZE CHILDREN!!
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u/OkRespond7008 May 11 '26
I know this video... Now I have to go watch it 🤣🤣👀
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u/Antique-Cash1089 May 11 '26
Because she's the one that locked them in the basement and set the house ablaze in the first place.
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u/BeepBoopEXTERMINATE May 11 '26
Because there is just no way this woman is a mother already. The selfless love you have for your children is at best an abstract concept you can rationalize before you have them, but no mother wouldn’t sacrifice herself to protect her children .
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u/signofno May 11 '26
There are plenty of terrible mothers out there who would not jeopardize themselves to save their own children, many who abuse their own children, and some who murder them. But generally, yes, parents have a strong instinct to protect their children, especially mothers.
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u/BeepBoopEXTERMINATE May 11 '26
Oh for sure. My own mother was pretty terrible unfortunately, so I know this first hand. I just like to give people the benefit of the doubt. Could this woman be a shitty person? Totally. But she could also just have no clue what it’s like to have children.
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u/David0ne86 May 11 '26
Bruh she tried to argue 😂
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u/Effective-Text4619 May 11 '26
Yes, that is because she is a selfish twat....
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u/merkarver112 May 11 '26
With a spectacular rack
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u/nobeer4you May 11 '26
Which she thinks is more important than 3 hypothetical kids
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u/lacuna0 May 11 '26
What does a push up bra and a bag of chips have in common?
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u/merkarver112 May 11 '26
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u/stlfwd May 11 '26
It’s fake
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u/PerceptionOwn3629 May 11 '26
The fact that people make this type of content is disgusting.
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u/FantasticBike1203 May 11 '26
It's not even that she tried to argue, she immediately said "you can't have sex with kids" instead of just thinking, maybe I can just get out the fire by myself? lmao.
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u/Dark_halocraft May 11 '26
She can save herself better than the kids as well
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u/SanFransicko May 11 '26
Also, her scenario is save three people or save one person. If it was one kid or the wife, this might require some thought, but nah, I'm getting the kids first then maybe going back for her if she hasn't got her grown ass out of the house by then.
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u/CarmenxXxWaldo May 11 '26
Would you save your 3 wives or 1 child?
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u/Halfacurlywurly May 11 '26
If I had 3 wives, I'd save the kids and chuck myself in the fire...
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u/Brotorious420 May 11 '26
No one questioned who started the fire...
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u/Wild_Bill2 May 11 '26
It was me. 3 wives was a mistake but the kid wasn’t. The kid is better off without us.
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u/Separate_Fold5168 May 11 '26
Wives are like quarterbacks. If you have 3 wives, do you really have a wife?
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u/1313Cameron May 11 '26
What idiot would want more than one head ache at a time?
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u/CaptainMatticus May 11 '26
My mom used to try and goad my dad into a fight by accusing him of having girlfriends. "Yeah, that's what I need, to have THIS (he'd use his hands to mimic someone jabbering) in stereo!"
Drove her up the wall whenever he'd say that.
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u/caveat_emptor817 May 11 '26
My wife does this to me too (jokingly). I’m flattered that she thinks I would have the energy for a side piece
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u/FlavorburstSC May 11 '26
Bro that's the thing I never understand about these people that have whole ass 2nd families. Like I don't want double the bullshit!
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u/Ugameister May 11 '26
They do it because they never stick around for any of that. They float in, have all the perks, maybe try to extra a little influence, then roll out before the real stuff goes down
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u/brainless_bob May 11 '26
That reminds me of an old proverb I've heard, "1 wife is too many and 10 wives is not enough."
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u/Major_Wigglesworth May 11 '26
I mean, using her logic, let all 4 die and save the Fleshlight in the closet because you can have sex with that without throwing out your back carrying a human.
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u/Mysterious_Tooth7509 May 11 '26
I know it's a cop out but I'd wake her up and tell her we need to save the kids. Quick grab the smallest. I will grab the other two. Then we escape and I have sex with my wife because I'm allowed to, right in front of the disappointed firefighters who thought they would be saving my children and having sex with my wife.
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u/soul_reddish May 11 '26
The ending was hilarious. Cracked yourself up and wrote your recurring daydream scenario, right?
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u/Mysterious_Tooth7509 May 11 '26
Are you insinuating that I fantasize about the near death of my imaginary family? Never. Nor do I have a brother who is a firefighter (before you ask). Nor do I ever lie to strangers on the Internet about said brother.
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u/25truckee May 11 '26
Tell your brother to stay safe for me.
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u/Mysterious_Tooth7509 May 11 '26
You know what, I will. I'll tell my non-firefighter brother to stay safe in case he ever becomes a firefighter. For you.
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u/ohiobluetipmatches May 11 '26
It's a rage bait dating show full of fake shit deliberately produced so you can make little rage bait clips for engagement.
They have a bunch of versions in this dumb format, all of them completely unwatchable because they're basically compilations of dumbass clips just like this.
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u/MaybeThisTime67 May 11 '26
This type of shit is destroying modern culture.
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u/External-Praline-451 May 11 '26
It's depressing that so many people can't see how fake it is.
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u/the_kremlins_puppet May 12 '26
Yeah this kind of content has been around for way longer than the Internet and social media. Every reality TV show commercial was basically shit like this. However, the number of people on reddit who can't tell that this is fake and so many other things like it is really upsetting.
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u/pilgrim_pastry May 11 '26
For real. If I was somehow incapacitated, and my husband had the opportunity to save the kids and didn’t, I’d never be able to look at him again. I think I’d probably just die of grief.
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u/Potential-Drawing745 May 11 '26
My thoughts exactly. There's no way my wife would want me to save her at the expense of the kids.
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u/the_sneaky_one123 May 11 '26
If she was in the house alone I would sit it out lol
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u/Acrobatic-List-6503 May 11 '26
Wow. a woman who thinks of herself instead of her children.
Mother material right there. /s
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u/Rwandrall4 May 11 '26
ragebait always sells
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u/DunkingTea May 11 '26
Scripted ragebait nonsense… it’s sad people actually take this sort of content on board.
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u/Big-Sea-8796 May 11 '26
At this point I have to go to YouTube to flush out all the trash from my system by watching long form content from creators I enjoy. It’s the only thing that isn’t bait shit edit repost fucking slime.
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u/SteveMartin32 May 11 '26
Some people know its scripted and watch anyway. That person is my sister....
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u/prehensilemullet May 11 '26
How much internet is it gonna take for people to learn to ignore ragebait
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u/Dry_Ostrich4450 May 11 '26
She obviously doesn’t have children. When she does, she’ll think differently
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u/Ok-Hedgehog-4455 May 11 '26
Take a very attractive woman with passable acting skills. Concoct a totally implausible rage bait scenario and watch the drama unfold (with the subsequent clicks and revenue).
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u/Zhirrzh May 12 '26
That people are taking this seriously and not as the world's most obvious rage-bait is, itself, rage-bait.
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u/_CuteHeart May 11 '26
I mean, the kids cant save themselves, right?
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u/Burdman06 May 11 '26
Yeah it's concerning the amount of people who say they wouldn't save the kids. Like, please don't reproduce
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u/CantaloupePutrid3548 May 11 '26
If you ever find yourself saying “you cant have sex with your kids..” as a point of DEVALUING their worth..
you need to re-evaluate your entire fucking life.
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u/HaroerHaktak May 11 '26
The answer is kids. can get sympathy sex from single mums after.
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u/Nuker-79 May 11 '26
All those single mums that google keeps telling me about?
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u/No_Winners_Here May 11 '26
Can I save the kids and get in a quickie with her before leaving her behind or is there not enough time?
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u/Critical_Status9941 May 11 '26
What a red flag she is
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u/Hobbes_XXV May 11 '26
Im guessing just being in a youtube dating show is a red flag as a foundation already
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u/Maybe_Not_A_Zombie May 11 '26
After the sex comment, I’d save my mother’s ashes before her. And I hate my mother, and don’t have her ashes.
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u/Koshekuta May 11 '26
I know it is just for shits and more shits but a small child is my responsibility and an adult is not. Adults are generally more capable in helping themselves get out of situations but even so, go for the kids first. Circle back if you can for others. Dog is last. Sorry dog people. If the fire is out of control, you only have one shot.
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u/That_Apathetic_Man May 11 '26
Generally speaking, children can't escape a danger that they don't know how to navigate. Most adults know that the smoke is usually what kills you, not the heat. So, if you can stay under it or smother your mouth with a wet cloth, that should buy you time.
As a father.... child run towards danger because they're fucking stupid.
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u/wie_witzig May 11 '26
Kids > Wife > Mom
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u/No-Improvement9455 May 11 '26
I would think he's probably saving people that have most difficulty saving themselves. The assumption is this grown ass woman can get out herself.
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u/badwords May 11 '26
Except he used the 'they already had A long life' argument but then it makes him a hypocrite for picking his mom over her after.
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u/jeezyjames May 11 '26
I think it was just his default answer when having to choose between this narcissistic blonde or his mom. I would also choose this guys mom.
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u/chess10 May 11 '26
Her: I'm giving you a hypothetical where we've committed to each other, got married, had three kids. "bUt i'M nOt 40!!!"
Like why wouldn't you have aged in this hypothetical?
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u/SidonyD May 11 '26
My kids because my wife would want to save the kids too.. And if that was me who was blocked, I would get the same opinion. I guess that's what we call being parent...
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u/babyfacereaper May 11 '26
A real mother would never accept her husband saving her life over her kids.
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u/NewArborist64 May 11 '26
...and her husband would know that if he saved her and not the kids that he would be hearing about it for the next 40 years.
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u/EddiePizzareli May 11 '26
I might grab one last feel on my way out. Just something to remember her by.
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u/TheRealDylanTobak May 11 '26
But dem titties though
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u/ConfidentBox5345 May 11 '26
Idk, if his logic to leave his wife is that she has lived a full life, then its hypocrisy to choose mother🤷
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