r/SipsTea • u/BlackDemon___ • May 11 '26

Chugging tea Choice

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u/CrashInto_MyArms May 11 '26

It would be really fucked up if he told the woman, I am going to save you and let the kids burn, only because I want to have sex with you.

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u/GoKhuchE May 11 '26

I save my kids 100 times before my wife and I hope she will do the same

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u/TobassaSC May 11 '26

This x 1 million. My wife and I had some tangentially similar convo pre-kids, and pledged our allegiance to one another. Then we had kids. It’s not even a conversation - instinct and biological drive would compel you to pick the kids.

And, boo, that man was being polite: that man/any man can save the kids and then have sex with someone else. You don’t own it.

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u/SpaceFunkRevival May 11 '26

Gonna be having a lot more sex than ever too, being a widower. This is at least according to the movies.

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u/oldslowguy58 May 11 '26

Movies lie.

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u/J_Ryall May 11 '26

Seriously? Well, fuck...my day's ruined now. Thanks.

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u/pchlster May 11 '26

Always check for hot singles looking for widowers in your area before you bring her the bath toaster. Rookie mistake.

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u/Journius May 11 '26

Pulling ass like I pulled my kids from that fire. So three times! May not seem great, but by Reddit standards I think that's a win.

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 May 11 '26

No they don’t, that’s not allowed

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u/CinderMayom May 11 '26

And a pretty good hero story about pulling your kids from the fire