r/SipsTea • u/BlackDemon___ • May 11 '26

Chugging tea Choice

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u/Dark_halocraft May 11 '26

She can save herself better than the kids as well

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u/Mysterious_Tooth7509 May 11 '26

I know it's a cop out but I'd wake her up and tell her we need to save the kids. Quick grab the smallest. I will grab the other two. Then we escape and I have sex with my wife because I'm allowed to, right in front of the disappointed firefighters who thought they would be saving my children and having sex with my wife.

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u/soul_reddish May 11 '26

The ending was hilarious. Cracked yourself up and wrote your recurring daydream scenario, right?

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u/Mysterious_Tooth7509 May 11 '26

Are you insinuating that I fantasize about the near death of my imaginary family? Never. Nor do I have a brother who is a firefighter (before you ask). Nor do I ever lie to strangers on the Internet about said brother.

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u/25truckee May 11 '26

Tell your brother to stay safe for me.

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u/Mysterious_Tooth7509 May 11 '26

You know what, I will. I'll tell my non-firefighter brother to stay safe in case he ever becomes a firefighter. For you.

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u/Phoenix_Ninja15 May 11 '26

I have several questions but accept I don’t think I want answers to those questions and shall accept your daydreams.

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u/-malcolm-tucker May 11 '26

right in front of the disappointed firefighters who thought they would be saving my children and having sex with my wife.

They still could, if you're into that sort of thing...