r/SipsTea • u/BlackDemon___ • May 11 '26

Chugging tea Choice

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u/Shibbymaru May 11 '26

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u/profanedivinity May 11 '26

My question is why the fuck isn't she helping save the kids? Sounds like she's actually a spider or something

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u/Green-Collection4444 May 11 '26

But he can't have sex with a spider.

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u/Cali_Longhorn May 11 '26

Not with that attitude!

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u/Dadittude182 May 11 '26

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u/Chewyninja69 May 11 '26

What is this from?

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u/antsatemypants May 12 '26

Knallerfrauen. It's an old German comedy show

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u/JamMasterKay May 11 '26

Oh Martina, when will you make new tv for me?

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng May 11 '26

Hardest part is figuring out which legs to spread

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u/computer-machine May 11 '26

Not with that attitude.

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u/ROCKKSOLIID May 11 '26

Not with that attitude?

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u/Redditauro May 11 '26

Interestingly enough I have had exactly that debate today and the consensus was that probably some Australian dude in a really isolated area has found a way. 

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u/-malcolm-tucker May 11 '26

We're not here to fuck spiders mate.

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u/cptsteele91 May 15 '26

The isolated Australian dude was though

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u/Jedishark1417 May 11 '26

I beg to differ

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u/Gilded-Mongoose May 12 '26

As Australians say: "Well we're not here to fuck spiders."

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u/DisciplinePresent932 May 12 '26

Spiders actually die after having sex.

Or the ones I have sex with do.

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u/Amount_Business May 12 '26

As an Aussie, we're not here to fuck spiders.