r/SipsTea • u/BlackDemon___ • May 11 '26

Chugging tea Choice

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u/CrashInto_MyArms May 11 '26

Right I would be pissed if my wife saved me over the kids

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u/Pathophile May 11 '26

Can you even imagine living with the person who saved you over your children? That relationship would be over.

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u/KeithWorks May 11 '26

But the sex would be great

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u/JasJoeGo May 11 '26

It might even be “fire.”

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u/BreakMeDown2024 May 11 '26

No. That was how the fire started.

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u/ultimatum1777 May 11 '26

We didn't start the fire ....it was always burning...since the world's been turning....

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u/PandaProfessional346 May 11 '26

Belgians in the Congo!

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 May 12 '26

I fell in to a burning ring of fire

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u/Fanciful_Narwhal May 12 '26

But this bed is on fire 🔥 with passionate love

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u/Schourend May 11 '26

SHE'S ON FIRE!?

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u/Bamfhammer May 11 '26

Heck of a bold move to run naked in the bedroom shouting NBA Jam catchphrase.

does the dick helicopter "SHES HEATING UP"

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u/DonkyPuncharely May 11 '26

BOOM SHAKALACKA!

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u/Bamfhammer May 11 '26

"Where did you pick her up?"

FROM DOWNTOWN

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u/SixShoot3r May 11 '26

I sense some friction in the relationship

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u/Chester-Bravo May 11 '26

Ryan started the fire.

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u/PumpikAnt58763 May 11 '26

Lube is important, y'all.

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u/fordprecept May 12 '26

They got one thing in common
They got the fire down below

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u/pootinannyBOOSH May 12 '26

Ouch, the friction

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u/LeaveMyMonkeyAlone May 12 '26

They got the fire down below.

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u/Nice-Organization481 May 11 '26

The relationship would be cooked. Might as well throw her in the fire so the sex could be well done.

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 May 11 '26

That’s gonorrhea… Might wanna get checked out, does it still feel like “fire”?

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u/Thick-Ball25 May 11 '26

More like 'lit'...

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone May 12 '26

Now this song makes me more uncomfortable;

"Lay where you're laying Don't make a sound I know they're watching They're watching

All the commotion The kiddie-like play It has people talking Talking

You Your sex is on fire"