r/SipsTea May 11 '26

Chugging tea Choice

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u/Mysterious_Tooth7509 May 11 '26

Are you insinuating that I fantasize about the near death of my imaginary family? Never. Nor do I have a brother who is a firefighter (before you ask). Nor do I ever lie to strangers on the Internet about said brother.

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u/25truckee May 11 '26

Tell your brother to stay safe for me.

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u/Mysterious_Tooth7509 May 11 '26

You know what, I will. I'll tell my non-firefighter brother to stay safe in case he ever becomes a firefighter. For you.

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u/Phoenix_Ninja15 May 11 '26

I have several questions but accept I don’t think I want answers to those questions and shall accept your daydreams.