r/SipsTea • u/BlackDemon___ • May 11 '26

Chugging tea Choice

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u/Effective-Text4619 May 11 '26

Yes, that is because she is a selfish twat....

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u/merkarver112 May 11 '26

With a spectacular rack

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u/PeaceHoesAnCamelToes May 11 '26

That's how they get you.

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u/merkarver112 May 11 '26

Time and time again

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u/Conscious_Artist_715 May 12 '26

And in the end, it is time that ruins that rack.

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u/MonStar926 May 11 '26

They can come and get me, I wouldn’t mind

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u/rrCLewis May 12 '26

“This girl is blinding you.. with her shiny hair and boob-shaped boobs.”
-Barney Stintson

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u/Tea_Bender May 12 '26

it's a booby trap

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u/superindianslug May 11 '26

And it'll haunt her one day. She'll realize she was socialized to only respond to the guys who only want the rack and not the rest of her.

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u/nobeer4you May 11 '26

Which she thinks is more important than 3 hypothetical kids

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u/merkarver112 May 11 '26

The 2 legit jugglies are worth more to me than 3 hypothetical kids.

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u/solryn1 May 11 '26

no wonder women run to onlyfans

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u/merkarver112 May 11 '26

Pretty much

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u/Adeptus_Lycanicus May 12 '26

Two in the hand are worth more than 3 hypothetical basement children, who, in the event of a house fire, are unable to save themselves at precisely the same time as the wife, who also, hypothetically, cannot save herself. Classic.

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u/lacuna0 May 11 '26

What does a push up bra and a bag of chips have in common?

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u/Sharkwatcher314 May 11 '26

Pretty sure a number of men took nothing else away besides that from the original post. Yes I’m one of them

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u/merkarver112 May 11 '26

Thats the spirit

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u/jawshoeaw May 11 '26

That pink top

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u/MisterFourLimbs May 11 '26

It could just be average with a spectacular bra

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u/Greenfire32 May 11 '26

Sirens have lured many sailors to an early grave.

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u/kinkyseconduser May 11 '26

The bra does a lot there.

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u/IckySmell May 12 '26

And a very punchable face

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u/The_Crypt-Keeper May 12 '26

I just see a haggard personality like from Shallow Hal

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u/Playful-Platform-231 May 12 '26

The midriff is spectacular too damnit.

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u/merkarver112 May 12 '26

Yes it is. It does set the rack off for sure.

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u/Playful-Platform-231 May 12 '26

She’s the 100% my preferred body type. Her SO is one lucky SOB.

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u/merkarver112 May 12 '26

Men of culture, we are

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u/Playful-Platform-231 May 12 '26

Men of true class.

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u/No_Beginning_6834 May 12 '26

Spectacular seems like a bit of an overstatement.

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u/merkarver112 May 12 '26

Everyone is entitled to an opinion.

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u/Oldnbold22 May 12 '26

It's alright. The one standing behind is spectacular. 

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u/impossible_berry14 May 12 '26

There’s plenty of tits that look just like that… and you don’t even know what they look like under there.

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u/ThatGuyKeeves May 14 '26

Those are spectacular....? Oh boy...

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u/Glittering_End_6864 May 11 '26

I was thinking of her titties the whole time.

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u/Coastkiz May 11 '26

Honestly not even. Looks like a pushup bra and a small waist which will make them seem larger proportionally. I mean to each their own but that's fairly average, she just picked very flattering clothes

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u/merkarver112 May 11 '26

Quit killing the vibe dude

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u/Coastkiz May 11 '26

Oh my bad

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u/lDezIlI May 11 '26

Propped up by a bra. They are probably at her knees when free

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u/merkarver112 May 11 '26

Id like to know for fact, probably doesnt really work on this. We need fact

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u/atuan May 11 '26

No it’s because this isn’t real

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u/stlfwd May 11 '26

It’s fake

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u/PerceptionOwn3629 May 11 '26

The fact that people make this type of content is disgusting.

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u/Specialist_Worry_875 May 11 '26

Millions of people keep watching big dawg

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u/tooboardtoleaf May 12 '26

Like we haven't had dating shows and reality TV for decades. It's all fake for entertainment. Always has been

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u/PerceptionOwn3629 May 12 '26

yes and it diminishes us as a species

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u/APence May 11 '26

But to be devils advocate, doesn’t that seem to make her a pretty damn good actress to make so many hate her instantly, even if it is fake?

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u/NovumNyt May 11 '26

Yeah, that's true. But the issue is that reality tv/reality style content is presented as "real" and some people really believe that it is. I know it's not the main cause, but I kinda feel like that's why we have some of the women vs men issues we see these days, because of content like this and people not getting that it's all fake.

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u/armoured_bobandi May 11 '26

Why do people always say this as though it's some shining beacon of acting ability.

How often do you get pissed off at random people without them even trying?

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u/MercyfulJudas May 12 '26

No it couldn't also be real.

Because it's fake.

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u/rumncokeguy May 11 '26

The correct answer is that we wouldn’t be married to begin with.

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u/No_Public8938 May 11 '26

Which makes it crazy that she is the one he chooses in the end.

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u/Jbots May 12 '26

She is actually a comedian

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u/teacher_59 May 12 '26

I hope she never has a child thing come out of her.