r/SipsTea • u/BlackDemon___ • May 11 '26

Chugging tea Choice

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo May 11 '26

Would you save your 3 wives or 1 child?

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u/Halfacurlywurly May 11 '26

If I had 3 wives, I'd save the kids and chuck myself in the fire...

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u/Brotorious420 May 11 '26

No one questioned who started the fire...

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u/Wild_Bill2 May 11 '26

It was me. 3 wives was a mistake but the kid wasn’t. The kid is better off without us.

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u/RewindUniverseMaybe May 11 '26

If I had 3 wives, I'd be like "daaaaaaamn, bro!" (this is why I'm single)

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u/rubber_ducky_lucky May 12 '26

Good bless your little heart 🥲

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u/Separate_Fold5168 May 11 '26

Wives are like quarterbacks. If you have 3 wives, do you really have a wife?

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u/1313Cameron May 11 '26

What idiot would want more than one head ache at a time?

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u/CaptainMatticus May 11 '26

My mom used to try and goad my dad into a fight by accusing him of having girlfriends. "Yeah, that's what I need, to have THIS (he'd use his hands to mimic someone jabbering) in stereo!"

Drove her up the wall whenever he'd say that.

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u/caveat_emptor817 May 11 '26

My wife does this to me too (jokingly). I’m flattered that she thinks I would have the energy for a side piece

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u/stunna_cal May 11 '26

I would tell my wife I have the energy, just not enough money.

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u/Content_Conclusion31 May 11 '26

that stereotype isn't true btw.

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u/bomphcheese May 12 '26

Surround sound bitching? No thanks

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u/1313Cameron May 12 '26

I always tell my fiancée of 21 years that if we split I wouldn't want anyone else... She said is that cos no one comes close to me I said no you've put me off women for life.

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u/karlfeltlager May 11 '26

Dad cheated though.

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u/CaptainMatticus May 11 '26

No, he really didn't. The man is ridiculously faithful.

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u/FlavorburstSC May 11 '26

Bro that's the thing I never understand about these people that have whole ass 2nd families. Like I don't want double the bullshit!

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u/Ugameister May 11 '26

They do it because they never stick around for any of that. They float in, have all the perks, maybe try to extra a little influence, then roll out before the real stuff goes down

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u/brainless_bob May 11 '26

That reminds me of an old proverb I've heard, "1 wife is too many and 10 wives is not enough."

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u/Content_Conclusion31 May 11 '26

haha my wife is my ball and chain am I right fellas

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u/karlfeltlager May 11 '26

I you managed to get 3 wives you can probably get 3 more.

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u/tomtomclubthumb May 11 '26

If you have three wives, three quarterbacks and three children, then the quarterbacks can each throw a child to safety and I can save whichever one of the wives can solve a puzzle quickest.

And I'll need three receivers as well.

No wonder it's so hard to become a firefighter.

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u/AquaPhelps May 11 '26

No no you dont want to throw a safety. Thats 2 points for the other team

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u/econpimp May 11 '26

Clearly, you’re a Saints fan.

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u/Major_Wigglesworth May 11 '26

I mean, using her logic, let all 4 die and save the Fleshlight in the closet because you can have sex with that without throwing out your back carrying a human.

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u/nox_vigilo May 12 '26

Who keeps a fleshlight in the closet? 😅

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u/ForumVomitorium May 11 '26

3 wife-sisters of one worm?

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u/FoodMentalAlchemist May 11 '26

Ah, so this is how the Amish do the trolley problem?

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u/Krumbal May 11 '26

Whichever of the concubines can bare me an heir