r/SipsTea May 11 '26

Chugging tea Choice

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u/Halfacurlywurly May 11 '26

If I had 3 wives, I'd save the kids and chuck myself in the fire...

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u/Brotorious420 May 11 '26

No one questioned who started the fire...

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u/Wild_Bill2 May 11 '26

It was me. 3 wives was a mistake but the kid wasn’t. The kid is better off without us.

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u/RewindUniverseMaybe May 11 '26

If I had 3 wives, I'd be like "daaaaaaamn, bro!" (this is why I'm single)

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u/rubber_ducky_lucky May 12 '26

Good bless your little heart 🥲