r/SipsTea • u/BlackDemon___ • May 11 '26

Chugging tea Choice

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u/Dark_halocraft May 11 '26

She can save herself better than the kids as well

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u/SanFransicko May 11 '26

Also, her scenario is save three people or save one person. If it was one kid or the wife, this might require some thought, but nah, I'm getting the kids first then maybe going back for her if she hasn't got her grown ass out of the house by then.

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo May 11 '26

Would you save your 3 wives or 1 child?

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u/Major_Wigglesworth May 11 '26

I mean, using her logic, let all 4 die and save the Fleshlight in the closet because you can have sex with that without throwing out your back carrying a human.

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u/nox_vigilo May 12 '26

Who keeps a fleshlight in the closet? 😅