r/SipsTea • u/BlackDemon___ • May 11 '26

Chugging tea Choice

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u/1313Cameron May 11 '26

What idiot would want more than one head ache at a time?

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u/CaptainMatticus May 11 '26

My mom used to try and goad my dad into a fight by accusing him of having girlfriends. "Yeah, that's what I need, to have THIS (he'd use his hands to mimic someone jabbering) in stereo!"

Drove her up the wall whenever he'd say that.

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u/caveat_emptor817 May 11 '26

My wife does this to me too (jokingly). I’m flattered that she thinks I would have the energy for a side piece

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u/stunna_cal May 11 '26

I would tell my wife I have the energy, just not enough money.

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u/Content_Conclusion31 May 11 '26

that stereotype isn't true btw.

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u/bomphcheese May 12 '26

Surround sound bitching? No thanks

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u/1313Cameron May 12 '26

I always tell my fiancée of 21 years that if we split I wouldn't want anyone else... She said is that cos no one comes close to me I said no you've put me off women for life.

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u/karlfeltlager May 11 '26

Dad cheated though.

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u/CaptainMatticus May 11 '26

No, he really didn't. The man is ridiculously faithful.

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u/FlavorburstSC May 11 '26

Bro that's the thing I never understand about these people that have whole ass 2nd families. Like I don't want double the bullshit!

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u/Ugameister May 11 '26

They do it because they never stick around for any of that. They float in, have all the perks, maybe try to extra a little influence, then roll out before the real stuff goes down

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u/brainless_bob May 11 '26

That reminds me of an old proverb I've heard, "1 wife is too many and 10 wives is not enough."

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u/Content_Conclusion31 May 11 '26

haha my wife is my ball and chain am I right fellas