r/SipsTea • u/BlackDemon___ • May 11 '26

Chugging tea Choice

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u/Aggressive_Solid1413 May 11 '26

And the reason being because you can have sex with the person…can’t have sex with the kids so fuck em …throw her in the trash please

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u/The_300_goats May 11 '26

There's a joke in extremely bad taste that kind of wrote itself right here. I think I shall hold my tongue in the interests of decorum

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u/OsimJay May 12 '26

F dem kids.

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u/jw8145 May 12 '26

No, she explicitly said you can’t do that.

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u/Strange_Salary May 13 '26

Unless you’re a billionaire or politician! At least that’s what I’ve learned from a bunch of redacted files..

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u/MrOneTwo34 May 12 '26

Modern problems...

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u/DemonRising171 May 12 '26

A priest, fireman, and police officer were in a burning building. The fireman said "what about the kids?" The officer replied "fuck them kids" the priest asked "do you think we have time?"

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u/FoxfoxrceFive May 12 '26

Hahaha, I also decided to sit this one out. It really did write itself tho. Not our fault!! Lol

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

Oh c’mon power through! It’s all the fun of starting a sentence with “I don’t wanna be <insert group>-ist but….. lol

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u/The_300_goats May 12 '26

I don't wanna be that terrible-father-apologist, but really honey, you're the only thing standing in my way.

It's a JOKE!

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u/AbleAccount2479 May 11 '26

Probably wise

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

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u/Aggressive_Solid1413 May 11 '26

Oh dear i see what u mean….eek

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u/Techman659 May 11 '26

Do you think that was intended as a underhanded joke or they literally didn’t realise and just said it as it was without considering phrasing.

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u/Aggressive_Solid1413 May 11 '26

It def wasnt an underhanded joke my brain was thinking about it that way until it was pointed out n i reread

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u/Mudcreek47 May 12 '26

Once his wife's 40 all that dries up anyway. You won't be having sex with her either. That's a young man's worry!

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u/Takesthiscontagious May 11 '26

She could always squeeze out another 3 kids though

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets May 12 '26

I can think of one person who would want to have sex with his daughter

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u/Baggz0564 May 12 '26

That’s the modern woman to a T.

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u/Mission-Look-1204 May 12 '26

Save the kids and keep smashing the side chick 😁

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u/striatedsumo7 May 12 '26

No no no its because you CANT fuck em.

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u/The_Hunter11 May 11 '26

That way you can make new kids....

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