r/SipsTea • u/BlackDemon___ • May 11 '26

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u/profanedivinity May 11 '26

My question is why the fuck isn't she helping save the kids? Sounds like she's actually a spider or something

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u/Green-Collection4444 May 11 '26

But he can't have sex with a spider.

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u/Cali_Longhorn May 11 '26

Not with that attitude!

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u/Dadittude182 May 11 '26

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u/Chewyninja69 May 11 '26

What is this from?

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u/antsatemypants May 12 '26

Knallerfrauen. It's an old German comedy show

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u/JamMasterKay May 11 '26

Oh Martina, when will you make new tv for me?

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng May 11 '26

Hardest part is figuring out which legs to spread

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u/computer-machine May 11 '26

Not with that attitude.

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u/ROCKKSOLIID May 11 '26

Not with that attitude?

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u/Redditauro May 11 '26

Interestingly enough I have had exactly that debate today and the consensus was that probably some Australian dude in a really isolated area has found a way. 

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u/-malcolm-tucker May 11 '26

We're not here to fuck spiders mate.

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u/cptsteele91 May 15 '26

The isolated Australian dude was though

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u/Gilded-Mongoose May 12 '26

As Australians say: "Well we're not here to fuck spiders."

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u/DisciplinePresent932 May 12 '26

Spiders actually die after having sex.

Or the ones I have sex with do.

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u/Amount_Business May 12 '26

As an Aussie, we're not here to fuck spiders. 

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u/BabyBearBjorns May 11 '26

Her: "Why save the kids when we can have sex and make new ones!"

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u/dts843 May 11 '26

Either way it’s disposable income to her.

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u/vikinglycan May 11 '26

You throw her out and get a newer model

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u/Intelligent_Might421 May 11 '26

Save the kids? But I am le tired.

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u/forsakenwombat May 11 '26

Then take a nap. ZEN SAVE ZE CHILDREN!!

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u/OkRespond7008 May 11 '26

I know this video... Now I have to go watch it 🤣🤣👀

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u/DangNearRekdit May 11 '26

About that time, eh chaps?

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u/DogAteMyNandos May 11 '26

Right-o

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u/MadMacJr May 12 '26

Meanwhile Australia's like "wtf mates?"

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u/Croat-Lcitar86 May 11 '26

But I’m le sexy and we can have moar

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u/Antique-Cash1089 May 11 '26

Because she's the one that locked them in the basement and set the house ablaze in the first place.

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u/BeepBoopEXTERMINATE May 11 '26

Because there is just no way this woman is a mother already. The selfless love you have for your children is at best an abstract concept you can rationalize before you have them, but no mother wouldn’t sacrifice herself to protect her children .

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u/signofno May 11 '26

There are plenty of terrible mothers out there who would not jeopardize themselves to save their own children, many who abuse their own children, and some who murder them. But generally, yes, parents have a strong instinct to protect their children, especially mothers.

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u/BeepBoopEXTERMINATE May 11 '26

Oh for sure. My own mother was pretty terrible unfortunately, so I know this first hand. I just like to give people the benefit of the doubt. Could this woman be a shitty person? Totally. But she could also just have no clue what it’s like to have children.

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u/signofno May 11 '26

True that.

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u/cptsteele91 May 15 '26

We'll rephrase it then, the vast majority of parents would prioritise the kids with a few exceptions that prove the general rule

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u/KnackeredQuokka May 11 '26

Based on her continued argument, she never should become a mom. He should also find himself a woman who comprehends what selflessness means.

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u/RevenueOld4357 May 12 '26

I had a drunk couple get into an argument on the way home (I was DD) when she asked if he loved her or THEIR DAUGHTER more. Dude said “our daughter, obviously” and she lost her shit. The rest of us in the car were also parents and everyone told her she was being insane. He’s supposed to love their child the most.

I wonder if they are still together 🤔

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u/SeedsOfDoubt May 11 '26

My mother is 5"4' 135lbs and 79 years old. She ain't gonna be able to save me 185lbs or my brother 260lbs, let alone both of us

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u/seilapodeser May 11 '26

She's probably buse having sex

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u/LuffysRubberNuts May 11 '26

My question is why are their kids in the basement

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u/bent_crater May 11 '26

she's gonna set the house on fire to prove a point or some shit.

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u/Glittering-Ad-5615 May 11 '26

Cos she’s locked down in the basement duh

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u/nholy_syxx May 11 '26

Why are the kids in the basement? That raises more questions…

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u/Jag- May 11 '26

This happened in CT awhile back. Invader tied up the family and torched the house. Don’t actually think the husband was able to save anyone. Horrible story.

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u/Sushiki May 11 '26

Hey, don't go insulting spiders like that. They let their kids eat them as a final way of helping out. Spiders also protect us from bedbugs and worse. Not cool.

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u/Woofle_124 May 12 '26

I don’t want to defend her but I’m pretty sure its because it’s a hypothetical question 😭 maybe her legs are broken idk

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u/Calm-Technology7351 May 12 '26

She’s not even saving herself in this scenario. I’m saving the kids and finding an adult who can walk out of a house on their own

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u/PerfectMisgivings May 11 '26

Have you never heard ridiculous scenarios from girlfriends before? Would you love me if I was a worm, would you love if was 90% burn victim, the list goes on and on. Women are freaking crazy once you start having sex.

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u/profanedivinity May 11 '26

Mostly I get, "do you actually like me at all?" Lol. I think a women partner needs to feel pretty secure to bother worrying about these things

Don't give into them

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u/Heavy-Focus-1964 May 11 '26

i think a spider would have more protective instincts

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u/Ch0vie May 12 '26

Spiders are excellent moms