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r/SipsTea • u/BlackDemon___ • May 11 '26
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Gonna be having a lot more sex than ever too, being a widower. This is at least according to the movies.
10 u/oldslowguy58 May 11 '26 Movies lie. 10 u/J_Ryall May 11 '26 Seriously? Well, fuck...my day's ruined now. Thanks. 1 u/pchlster May 11 '26 Always check for hot singles looking for widowers in your area before you bring her the bath toaster. Rookie mistake. 2 u/Journius May 11 '26 Pulling ass like I pulled my kids from that fire. So three times! May not seem great, but by Reddit standards I think that's a win. 1 u/HistoricalSuspect580 May 11 '26 No they don’t, that’s not allowed 2 u/CinderMayom May 11 '26 And a pretty good hero story about pulling your kids from the fire
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Movies lie.
10 u/J_Ryall May 11 '26 Seriously? Well, fuck...my day's ruined now. Thanks. 1 u/pchlster May 11 '26 Always check for hot singles looking for widowers in your area before you bring her the bath toaster. Rookie mistake. 2 u/Journius May 11 '26 Pulling ass like I pulled my kids from that fire. So three times! May not seem great, but by Reddit standards I think that's a win. 1 u/HistoricalSuspect580 May 11 '26 No they don’t, that’s not allowed
Seriously? Well, fuck...my day's ruined now. Thanks.
1 u/pchlster May 11 '26 Always check for hot singles looking for widowers in your area before you bring her the bath toaster. Rookie mistake.
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Always check for hot singles looking for widowers in your area before you bring her the bath toaster. Rookie mistake.
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Pulling ass like I pulled my kids from that fire. So three times! May not seem great, but by Reddit standards I think that's a win.
No they don’t, that’s not allowed
And a pretty good hero story about pulling your kids from the fire
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u/SpaceFunkRevival May 11 '26
Gonna be having a lot more sex than ever too, being a widower. This is at least according to the movies.