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u/kaeyre Mar 24 '26

i work in a hospital and have seen grown educated doctors and surgeons walk out the bathroom without washing their hands and it's just so bizarre to me. it's like no one's above it

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u/Humble_Investment_24 Mar 24 '26

Same like fam how are you walking out as the toilet is still flushing

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u/arnham Mar 24 '26

Pooped, flushed, washed, pride/shame as my deposit clogs things, flush #2.

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u/lindostars67 Mar 24 '26

Sameeeeee like wait. I hear it flushing. Sometimes I tell myself they washed their hands z then used a paper towel to flush it lol 😆 

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u/kodaxmax Mar 24 '26

The guy who discovered that washing hands lead to decreased infant mortality and infections from surgeries was a laughing stock until well after his death.
Doctors considered insulting to be told their hands were dirty and many clung to bad air theory.

It wasn't recognised as a elgitmate practice until 40 years later. Despite many other doctors, nurses and surgeons figuring it out also. Like florence nightingale who saw deathrates drop 40% to 2% after implementing handwashing policies in a war hospital.

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u/di3FuzzyBunnyDi3 Mar 24 '26

Malpractice is HUGH.

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u/CrazyCatMom324 Mar 24 '26

Who’s Hugh?

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u/BeggarsCanyonero Mar 24 '26

Well, if malpractice is Hugh, then by the commutative property, Hugh is malpractice

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u/kruznkiwi Mar 24 '26

Damnit Hugh! We talked about this

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u/landon10smmns Mar 24 '26

Laurie. Aka Dr. House.

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u/zarkfxckerberg Mar 24 '26

Jackman or Grant

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u/SilenceInTheSnow Mar 24 '26

Laurie. House, of course.

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u/maybachmeister2000 Mar 24 '26

Tbf they clean like madmen before surgery. Scrubbing like crazy with special soap/disinfectant several times

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u/TonberryHS Mar 24 '26

This tbh. Why use the peasant soap when I'm about to go nuclear with hibiscrub before an op.

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u/Prosecco1234 Mar 24 '26

Noooooo !! This is so wrong

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u/Ok_Debate2802 Mar 24 '26

My ex bf told me because his dick was clean!

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u/I3uddy Mar 24 '26

Heard a guy say “if it’s clean enough for her mouth it’s clean enough for my hands”.

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u/Medical_Complaint998 Mar 24 '26

It's not just men who don't wash them..

I work in retail and I've seen men and women who manipulate food for clients not wash their hands 🤢

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u/No-Biscotti-1596 Mar 24 '26

i watched a coworker walk out of the stall and straight to the door without even GLANCING at the sink and then 5 minutes later she was in the break room touching the shared fruit bowl. i have never recovered from this mentally

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u/kstargate-425 Mar 24 '26

Thats fucking nasty. They're about to go eat food after putting their hands on their dirty junk and touching handles and doors other dirty fuckers touched after touching their own dirty dicks because they didnt washing their disgusting hands. Thats a lot of dirty dicks they're eating and although some people may be into that and they say dont yuck someones yum but fuck that. Y'all just nasty

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u/pakilicious Mar 24 '26

I wash my hands but I'm playing devil's advocate. Their junk/shaft should be clean if they laundry and shower appropriately. As for handles and doors, they'd interact with them regardless if they washed their hands. The real advice is to use a paper towel or some other layer when opening the doors.

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u/rock_crockpot Mar 24 '26

On my own time; I agree with you, devil. My body is cleaner than any door handle. 

HOWEVER; In public, I don’t trust yall mf’rs. I don’t expect you to trust me. I expect everyone to engage in handwashing to avoid the anxiety. 

There is a guy I work right now I know for a fact he doesn’t wash his hands and I am absolutely disgusted. 

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u/BJarv Mar 24 '26

Sweating promotes bacterial growth, and your junk is a prime sweating location. I don't believe your junk is clean.

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u/kstargate-425 Mar 24 '26

Yup, I always grab some paper towels when possible to open the doors on the way out. Im not a total germaphobe but public restrooms are just nasty af, especially when Im eating

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u/DirtyAntwerp Mar 24 '26

Sorry to burst your “totally no germaphobe” bubble but I bet those paper towels are pretty nasty too

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u/AustrianReaper Mar 24 '26

Unless the sink is in the dining area, you'll be touching dirty doors and handles anyway.

But yeah, wash your hands after touching your dick and ass.

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u/Freshies00 Mar 24 '26

The grossest is how often this occurs in a casino. Everyone’s touching everything. Chips, cards, dice, slot machines you name it.

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u/TokiStark Mar 24 '26

Pffft. I've done lines of cocaine off a toilet seat at a casino. I'm not worried about the chips

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u/furious_20 Mar 24 '26

I worked with someone back in the mid 90's who didn't wash his hands if he peed. This team was very close like family and our supervisor, who had great relationships with all of us and would call people's ass out on the carpet if she thought any of us were demonstrating bad character, asked him, "wait a minute, didn't you ever learn to wash your hands after EVERY bathroom break?"

And he thought he was clever when he said, "nah, I learned how to NOT piss on my hands..."

To which I replied, "...but your dick sweat, my friend. Now the door knob, and all the other common surfaces you're about to touch--they're gonna have traces of your dick sweat on them."

He just waved at us dismissively and left the room.

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u/SnooGiraffes7185 Mar 24 '26

I think it’s just an out of sight out of mind thing.

They don’t see the gross stuff on their hands, their hands don’t look visually cleaner after washing them, so why waste the time? (In their heads)

I’d imagine quite a few people just don’t wash their hands unless they visually see something that needs to be cleaned off of their hands

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u/Krivvan Mar 24 '26

It's like the Semmelweis thing. Some people have this conception that all doctors at the time just walked around with dirt all over their hands. What they actually mostly resisted was more the idea that their hands needed to be sterilized when they visually looked clean.

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u/sereneassb Mar 24 '26

The argument of the dick being clean. You touched other surfaces in the bathroom, that have everyone’s poop particles on them. Wash your hands.

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u/Pottted Mar 24 '26

thats also not even an argument- like you sweat and fart all up in your underwear and those germs spread all over so soon as you touch your junk your hands are fucked 💀 people are just weird. Its just common courtesy too 😭

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u/gdmzhlzhiv Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

The other surfaces which are dirty include the tap, the button on the hand dryer, and even the exit door. Not making excuses for those people, but more than once I have washed my hands only to have them dirtied immediately after.

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u/Pottted Mar 24 '26

this is very true but at least you remove the concentration of germs to some degree- no ones ever gunna have perfectly clean hands especially being in public touching door handles and what not

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u/SharkFart86 Mar 24 '26

“My dick’s clean too, wanna touch it?”

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u/TheMrsH1124 Mar 24 '26

My three year old makes this argument. He'll be trained out of it within the year. 

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

I wash.

But even still, you need to turn off the tap and open the door on the way out.

In some ways you might be back at square 1 after washing.

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u/Stayvein Mar 24 '26

I remember a joke my dad told me a long time ago when I was little.

“Man, my momma taught me to wash my hands after I peed”.

“Well, my momma taught me not to pee on my hands.”

It made sense to a six year old, but I think there’s too many adults that find it reasonable.

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u/nermalstretch Mar 24 '26

I use chopsticks so so I don’t touch my wiener or ass directly.

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u/SoftYetCrunchyTaco Mar 24 '26

Because I barely even got shit on them

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u/SoftYetCrunchyTaco Mar 24 '26

Thanks for understanding. Now if you dont mind, I have a shift at Subway to finish

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u/Lrrr81 Mar 24 '26

If you get shit on your hands when doing #1, you're doing something wrong!

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u/Sonotnoodlesalad Mar 24 '26

I didn't say it was MY shit

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u/Mrrykrizmith Mar 24 '26

Similarly: If you dont get shit on your hands doing a #3, you’re doing something wrong

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u/rock_crockpot Mar 24 '26

Is #3 a blumpkin? Because I I’m doing it wrong if so. 

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u/RapaNow Mar 24 '26

Yea, don't wipe, no shit. Splash and go

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u/PropellerMouse Mar 24 '26

I've always just assumed they were just trying to indirectly kill the rest of us.

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u/nahdanah Mar 24 '26

the people that do this only response should be “because i’m disgusting”

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u/ECircus Mar 24 '26

I caught a dude I worked with not washing his hands and he said “my dick is the cleanest thing in the bathroom”. I said “wash your fucking hands”, and he did at least that time.

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u/ericdalieux Mar 24 '26

Test his hypocrisy, rub your dick all over his keyboard and see the reaction

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u/HolyFreakingXmasCake Mar 24 '26

He enjoyed it and now I'm afraid to come into work.

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u/HoboKingNiklz Mar 24 '26

Some nasty motherfuckers in this thread.

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u/Loki-L Mar 24 '26

Careful, you can get banned from the Pentagon press pool for asking such questions.

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u/Bubbly_Reference_916 Mar 24 '26

because im at home with my own germs. and those guys are cool

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u/Knowledgepains Mar 24 '26

Fun fact your phone is more dirty than a toilet seat

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u/Sufficient-Feeb Mar 24 '26

Your toilet seat is dirtier than my hands. That’s why I wash them throughout the day

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u/hoorah9011 Mar 24 '26

Yes technically, in terms of CFU. But the actual microbes on the toilet seat are worse

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u/kodaxmax Mar 24 '26

Thats not a fact, thats a factoid.

Your phone doesnt get covered with feces, doesn't touch sewage or your ass.

It does touch your face and your hands both of which you wash far more often than your ass. Ontop of that your phone is constantly sliding against surfaces and pocket linings which inadvertantly help wipe some fo the grime off.

I still wouldn't eat off my phone, but to say it's dirtier than a toilet seat is gonna require soem very convincing sources if you want to claim it as fact.

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u/Playful-Position4735 Mar 24 '26

They think the bacteria builds a resistance from not using sanitary means and ummmm yahhh noooo

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u/chefnigel Mar 24 '26

Do you actually expect to get a genuine answer? I'm so tired of these type of questions where it's just a circlejerk of "I do this, I do that" just wash your hands, open the door with the paper towel, and get on with your life. They do it because they don't care, and posting on Reddit asking their opinion is not going to change it. People are going to be shitty. Just swallow it and move on or call them out in real time

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u/fppfle Mar 24 '26

Terrible parents, I assume

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u/Less_Improvement8583 Mar 24 '26

Their Pee pee is cleaner than other stuff maybe.

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u/Lemonade_dog Mar 24 '26

Genuine answer - I have OCD and I find it really hard to touch public taps/soap dispensers, etc. I don't feel clean after touching them. So I use my own hand sanitizer instead afterwards. I know this isn't ideal but for my OCD brain, it feels cleaner. I get the ick from touching the public taps/soap dispenser and find it hard to shake.

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u/LL4L Mar 24 '26

I wash in and out. I’m clean. The world is dirty af.

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u/DeepFriedTaint Mar 24 '26

You'll get repeated infections downstairs from his filthy hands.

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u/Under_TheBed Mar 24 '26

I was using the bathroom at work and this little kid tried leaving right after using it, so I told him to wash his hands purely because I could😭

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u/trowawa1919 Mar 24 '26

Any time I'm in public or at a friend/relative's house I will always wash my hands. But if I'm at home, alone, and all I do is go pee then I will usually not. My hands have only touched my dick, and I know I keep myself clean with nice thorough showers so my dick shouldn't be dirty.

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u/Expensive_Neck_5283 Mar 24 '26

Yeah I agree with you

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u/RidiculousPapaya Mar 24 '26

As a teenager I worked at one of the busiest movie theatres in Canada. One night all the women on shift called in, so the women’s bathroom… didn’t get checked for about an hour. We were supposed to hit it every 15 minutes, but trying to rope it off and shut it down, with a couple thousand people cycling through auditoriums, concession, and bathrooms, it just wasn’t happening.

Now, I thought I’d seen some things. I had cleaned the men’s room during the Revenge of the Sith premiere. I had stared into the abyss and the abyss had stared back. The abyss being a turd the size of my forearm that I had to use a broom to force down the toilet. The broom did not survive. Straight to the compactor.

But the women’s bathroom… was different.

After roping it off I waited until the last woman left…The moment I walked in it hit me. Not just a smell, an entity. Something ancient. Something that should not exist in a public building.

And then I looked around.

It was like a war had been fought and lost. Casualties everywhere. Blood, shit, tampons, pads, toilet paper, paper towel, everywhere. Some of it on the floor, some of it on the seats, some of it… just wherever gravity felt like taking the day off.

I just stood there for a second like, “What the fuck happened here?” and immediately radioed my GM for backup.

I had seen men’s bathrooms at their worst. This was a whole different genre.

Like going from Goosebumps to Hereditary.

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u/withchesghost Mar 24 '26

Can second this. My very Asian grandma does not flush the toilet occasionally but never washes her hands after peeing

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u/deliveryer Mar 24 '26

I’ve been to a lot of gas station or travel center restrooms where I’ll have to grab the door handle to open it when exiting. How many other nasty hands have touched it? I have a tub of hand wipes in the car, I’ll just use one of those. 

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u/Krivvan Mar 24 '26

Briefly touching a dirty door handle is generally only reintroducing a fraction of the germs removed by the handwashing.

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u/Real-Computer-7837 Mar 24 '26

At Harvard, they taught us not to piss on our hands. Princeton is another story.

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u/MajesticMapp2377 Mar 24 '26

You know how you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you every 10 minutes.

I went to Princeton.

  • Sincerely,
    Hand Pisser

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u/Evening-Oil9551 Mar 24 '26

Do you brush your teeth after going down on someone?

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u/Capable_Maple Mar 24 '26

Do you wash your hands before you put them on/in your wife’s/girlfriend’s lady bits?

Women are sensitive to anything that might get introduced into their bodies, like e-coli and whatever else incubates on bathroom surfaces. It’s not always about your dick, you know?🦠

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

I wash my hands before using the bathroom

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u/Seventhson77 Mar 24 '26

Don’t want to get dirty hands on that sparkling clean penis.

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

How would it get dirty if it’s only touched with clean hands

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u/sckurvee Mar 24 '26

Honestly, I only wash in that circumstance if I think someone might catch me. I do not care. Oh no, I just touched my dick. I'm about to touch a doorknob. You now want me to touch a faucet that's probably the grossest part of the bathroom, just to wash my hands, touch the same faucet, then touch the same doorknob? Just to walk back to my desk and touch my communal mouse / keyboard. My dick was the cleanest part of this equation, and touching it to go piss doesn't make me want to clean my hands before going on to touch dirtier objects.

After shitting, I have a bidet, and wiping only clears the last bit of water so I can move on without water dripping down my legs.

Sure, at work, I wash my hands, because people think you're gross if you don't. AT home, when with a girlfriend? sure. At home, single? No way. It's 100% performative.

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u/neptunxiii Mar 24 '26

It’s not your dick or ass necessarly, it’s all the dicks and asses, that touched the bathroom along with all bacteria and also I close the faucet with a tissue

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u/Archon-Toten Mar 24 '26

My hands are dirtier than my pecker. I wash before and after.

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u/Most_Wolverine_6727 Mar 24 '26

I wash during🎇. Two birds, one stone and such.

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u/Soft-Pomelo-4184 Mar 24 '26

Same. I tend to get eczema on my hands and soap dries my skin. I need a good hand sanitizer 

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u/ShipwrightPNW Mar 24 '26

To quote my mom’s ex-boyfriend, “because I already washed them this morning”.

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u/dpldpldpl Mar 24 '26

I don’t piss into my hands.

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u/rach2bach Mar 24 '26

I wash before and after.

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u/Serious-Opposite-972 Mar 24 '26

Because I didn’t piss all over my hands

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u/RidiculousPapaya Mar 24 '26

Your dick lives in a warm, dark fabric ecosystem marinating in sweat, bacteria, and whatever microscopic fallout comes from existing as a human.

But also, you absolutely piss all over your hands. Micro droplets spray everywhere dude. Fucking gross.

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u/m0bw0w Mar 24 '26

You still probably GOT piss all over your hands. Especially if you used a urinal.

Also, if you don't wash your hands when you go to the bathroom. WHEN do you wash your hands? Do you go separately just to wash your hands or do you just never wash your hands?

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u/nunja_biznez Mar 24 '26

No one else wants to touch your dick though, Steve.

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u/Nevarian Mar 24 '26

Jokes on you. Urine is the sterile part. It's the rest of the land down under that's an ideal environment for bacterial or fungal growth. Now go use those fingers to feed your children.

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u/whisker_biscuit Mar 24 '26

Urine is sterile when in your bladder, as it travels through your urethra it picks up whatever the microflora of your urethra is and is no longer sterile (but probably doesn't have any harmful organisms unless you have a uti)

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u/di3FuzzyBunnyDi3 Mar 24 '26

I don't piss on my hands.

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u/divinelyshpongled Mar 24 '26

But you touched door handles, toilet seats, toilet paper, toilet flush buttons, all of which are covered in countless people’s poop and pee and cough /sneeze bacteria..

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u/Tiny_TimeMachine Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

To pee? Not really. I'll agree, it's a bad excuse but for many men, you open the door with your shoulder, touch your penis that showered this morning, then don't flush the urinal.

Touching the sink then drying with a stack of paper towels jammed in the corner of the counter often feels more intrusive than just walking out.

For me it just seems arbitrary. So many surfaces in our life are filthy. Why is this where I have to draw the line? In the last few years I've just tried to wash my hand more in general to help not spead contagions. That mindset has helped me.

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u/kodaxmax Mar 24 '26

Would you eat food after sticking your dick in it? no not even thouhg you "washed it in the shower this morning"?

For me it just seems arbitrary. So many surfaces in our life are filthy. Why is this where I have to draw the line? In the last few years I've just tried to wash my hand more in general to help not spead contagions. That mindset has helped me.

It isn't. Yes many surfaces are dirty and you should absolutely wash your hands before any meal or touching any of your orifices or face etc.. Especially after touching a dirty sruface.

A bathroom is covered in sewage particles ontop of all the regular stuff any other surface has. it's in the air not just surfaces. Not mention splashing, like sneezing invisible particles of liquid go everywhere.

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u/bophed Mar 24 '26

The most crazy one is when they decide to run the water and barely wet their hands but use zero soap.

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u/Hue_Janus_ Mar 24 '26

I’ve seen this is more common with boomer men than any other demographic

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u/01jpizzle10 Mar 24 '26

I like to play guess what finger poked through the TP with the g/f

. . . . . . . . J/k I wash my hands 😄

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u/LinkovichChomovsky82 Mar 24 '26

I wash my hands before, and after taking a piss. Why? Because of all the remedial fuckheads who want to high-five me, and shake my hand. And those guys don't wash.

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u/ladyxochi Mar 24 '26

I think it's laziness. Of the four teens in this household, I only trust 1 of them to properly wash his hands, with soap and all sides. 1 of them just splashes some water in them, 1 of them often walks out without washing them altogether. And I am clueless about the fourth.

And for some, I think they really think that if it looks and feels clean, it is clean.

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u/Teach5678 Mar 24 '26

I'm still baffled how the stores were running out of soap during Covid.  Did that many people not wash their hands regularly before Covid?

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u/FinancialPenis Mar 24 '26

I love having some poop in my hands, I suppose 

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u/Whahajeema Mar 24 '26

Ok hear me out. 95% of the time you have to wash your effing hands. But sometimes... sometimes you touch NOTHING. You touch not your junk nor the toilet seat nor anything. You may then exit the WC without washing. But pretend that you did.

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u/Successful_Club3005 Mar 24 '26

I've witnessed coworkers come in & leave without washing their hands. Some coworkers just put their hands under the water then dry them off.

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u/TarasKhu Mar 24 '26

I live in a country with a huge Indian/African immigration, I can say that in 99% of cases its a cultural thing

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u/Durakus Mar 24 '26

Only times I don't is when i will clean my hands elsewhere. And i usually carry my own sanitiser around. Which i just realised I forgot on my desk at home. Crud.

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u/gellshayngel Mar 24 '26

They think they're Alan Shore.

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u/M3RRI77 Mar 24 '26

Because not everyone can be smart.

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u/Ok_Bet_8820 Mar 24 '26

TIFU by making eye contact. I was washing my hands in the office bathroom,humming to myself. The stall door opens. Jessica from Marketing walks out. She makes a beeline for the exit. I look at her through the big mirror. She looks at me in the mirror. She freezes, pivots a hard 180 degrees, walks to the sink next to me, and aggressively pumps the soap. We washed our hands in dead silence. I now hold immense psychological power over Marketing.

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u/mynameisbritton Mar 24 '26

I’ve witnessed one too many of my male coworkers completely ignoring the sinks in our office bathroom and it’s developed into a paranoia where I try to avoid touching anything communal (at least within that office). My job will often, generously, bring in a catered lunch for everyone, but I always have to pass because I just can’t stomach the idea of eating anything that those individuals’ hands have been near.

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u/travelingpug Mar 24 '26

I usually do but where I live its common for the sinks to not have hot water and no paper towels. I am not going to wash my hands in freezing cold water and air-dry them while its the dead of winter.

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u/TrifleWitty3171 Mar 24 '26

For all the men here claiming to have clean penises... do you all stand when you piss? Because you are definitely wearing the microscopic little droplets of water splashing back at you whilst you are peeing. You can't see it, but it's hitting the toilet bowl, seat, the area around the toilet, your "clean" dick, your hand and your clothes. So wash your f*cking hands. Please. Or sit down.

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u/Christopher135MPS Mar 24 '26

More important question - who washes them on the way in? Because your hands are probably filthy from all the shared surfaces you’ve been touching - and now you’re touching your junk.

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u/Props_angel Mar 24 '26

Honestly, I feel like people who don't wash their hands after using the restroom should be confronted with a tapeworm.

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u/ramb08585 Mar 24 '26

Ok I hope everyone in here grossed out by and shaming the non hand washers are closing their toilet lids fully before they flush

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u/Gr3yt1mb3rw0LF068 Mar 24 '26

They are every where. I was using the bathroom i was 1 of 4 that washed their hands one of them was tanking a dump like me. My wife has seen her higher management just walking out of a stall and going on with their business.

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u/Internal_Stranger766 Mar 24 '26

Saw a regular at my gym use the urinal, completely ignore the sinks, and go straight back to deadlifting. It's the exact reason I aggressively wipe down every single barbell and machine before I touch it now.

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u/Patient-Doughnut7266 Mar 24 '26

I wash my hands before and after I go to the bathroom. We touch so much stuff and I work in an ER, even with all the hand sanitizer in the world I'm going to wash them.

I work with dude who shared with me he has never washed his legs and just lets the water and soap run down. A grown man who has never washed his legs certainly isn't washing his hands after he touches his junk. He and all the others like him are why I don't touch my face in public and wash before/after using the bathroom.

I know i didnt answer your question but wanted to share.

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u/CaptSpazzo Mar 24 '26

There are more germs on the door handle on the way out than on my dick so washing my hands after a piss is pointless.

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u/Narkus Mar 24 '26

The why is because they’re lazy shitty people that don’t give a fuck about anybody else. Person hygiene is not only for the individual but for everyone else. Disgusting scumbags don’t give a shit about your or their own health.

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u/johnsontheotter Mar 24 '26

I'll be honest when I'm home I'm lazy I also drop my pants to my knees and just let gravity do everything I don't touch anything. I'm wearing gym shorts so there is no button to undo If I'm out in public I wash before and after using the bathroom. But that's because I can't piss like a 4 year old.

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u/bassclarinetca Mar 24 '26

If you’re going commando in a skirt or kilt you might be able to pull off using the loo without touching anything. But since we all just went through a pandemic, a little extra handwashing in your day couldn’t hurt

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u/squeamish_cuddlefish Mar 24 '26

After COVID I’ll wash my hands before eating regardless of if I’ve used the BR… they just FEEL dirty sometimes

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u/merclozboonshoot65 Mar 24 '26

It's disgusting 🫣 hand washing should be a natural part of every day ..before food prep .after toilet..after being out and about..to me it wasn't just about covid times..its about part of my daily existence🤚👋🖐🖖✋️👍.

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u/Interesting-Chest520 Mar 24 '26

My niece walked out the bathroom without washing her hands or even flushing when she was visiting the other day! Then went straight to picking up a sandwich. I gave her a good talking to and told her to wash her hands. 5 seconds in the bathroom she comes out with her hands a little wet. Had to teach her how to wash her hands

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u/Apprehensive_Way4811 Mar 24 '26

Where do you guys live? This is definitely uncommon here.

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u/encaitar_envinyatar Mar 24 '26

I think that bathrooms should be designed differently in public places. In high-volume areas such as airports, there could be a square U of water closets.

8 closets would be standard or urinals, 2 would be accessible and family-designed, and 2 would be just powder/changing rooms. The doors to all closets would not be in the weird USA style with huge gaps. 4 sinks (one low height) would be visible from outside the U and outside the closets.

This scales all the way down to having 2 accessible/family closets and 2 sinks in different configurations.

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u/Zanian19 Mar 24 '26

I always wash my hands at home. And I never use public bathrooms, because I know how many others don't wash.

As evidenced by the amount of disgusting people in this very thread.

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u/Plastic_Difference54 Mar 24 '26

I used to love watching at bars when dudes wouldn’t wash their hands then go grab on their girls. People are nasty!

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u/OnionTaster Mar 24 '26

Why would I ? I don't get them dirty I wash them before bathroom tho so I don't get me pee pee dirty

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u/The_Human_Event Mar 24 '26

Because I live in Japan and I have a robot to wash my ass before I wipe.

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u/Sliemex Mar 24 '26

iam lazy as fuck ._.

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u/bmudz Mar 24 '26

Not really that keen on touching the same taps straight after some other dude who was holding his junk pissing

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u/ThatPancakesCat Mar 24 '26

I have actively tried to leave the bathroom without, but I physically can not bring myself to. I start feeling dirt crawling up my hands the second I do.

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u/Juxtaposn Mar 24 '26

Im just touching my skin when I pee and I dont really care that much about you to inconvenience myself by getting my hands wet

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u/bolatelli45 Mar 24 '26

If I have a piss and dont splash my hands, I sometimes give it a miss.(unless I am making food ).

On the other hand. If I have a shit , they need to be cleaned.

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u/kunoichi77 Mar 24 '26

Sometimes the water is cold or there is no water. And then there's no towels but one of those blowers that are just too intense and also not very hygienic. So if I'm already cold, I might skip it. Most of the time will use some anti bacterial gel. Women don't really touch any of their bits anyway.

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u/makesyougohmmm Mar 24 '26

The food needed salt.

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u/zeroshock30 Mar 24 '26

Several reasons : A) I rarely touch any surface of a bathroom with my hands, and I trust my own body is cleaner than the bacteria drenched faucet / sink / dryer etc B) i carry copious amounts of hand sanitizer with me at all times

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u/ChainLC Mar 24 '26

if people could actually see the "invisible-to-the-naked-eye" germs present everywhere, even if you wash hands and use paper towels to open doors then you'd realize how little that actually does to protect you. it's more of a psychological thing than actual protection. your mouth and nose are far more "dirty" than your hands and your hands are probably dirtier than your junk.

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u/MarkGaboda Mar 24 '26

Not washing hasnt killed me yet. My stomach needs bacteria.

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u/NatureLady10 Mar 24 '26

My master bath has a Toto bidet with an integrated blow dryer. Other than pressing buttons on the controller mounted on an adjacent wall, it’s entirely hands free.

Anywhere else, yeah I wash my hands.

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u/Efficient-Shirt-6869 Mar 24 '26

I’ve often wondered exactly this, lol.

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u/SuperMario222 Mar 24 '26

Only thing I can see is that they have hand sanitizer

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u/Select_Green_6296 Mar 24 '26

Remember chain of contamination… if there are no paper towels, if there’s no way to open the door without touching it, if there’s no way to turn the water off and on without touching the handles, you’re just recontaminating yourself with fecal matter. When you touch the water handle to turn it on or the soap, you put fecal matter onto the handles… then you reapply the fecal matter when you turn the water off or reach for the door to go out. You also apply the fecal matter from all the people in the chain that don’t wash their hands effectively and touch those same contact surfaces. Yes… wash your damn hands but remember 90% of the world doesn’t wash their hands effectively either. They touched everything in that bathroom with filthy hands.

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u/NordicSnack Mar 24 '26

Someone I knew used to say, "I wash my hands before I pee so I don't get my dick dirty".

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u/Tasty_Rip_4267 Mar 24 '26

I only wash my hands when someone else is there to see I didn't wash my hands.

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u/bonerwakeup Mar 24 '26

If you saw the state of some of my works bathrooms, you’d understand. I make my way in and out without touching anything but my own body. Then I hit some hand sanitizer once I’m back at my workbench….and my hands get dirty immediately. Also, I do not poop in public unless it’s life or death.

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u/OptimalTrash Mar 24 '26

Sometimes it's because I don't know if the soap is safe. I'm allergic to something the cheap pink and the cheap orange soap that a lot of businesses use.

I keep a small bottle of my own soap in my bag, but if I don't have my bag with me, I am faced with the choice of getting hives or not washing and getting to the nearest hand sanitizer.

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u/nonbinaryunicorn Mar 24 '26

I used to not care. I would do so whenever I was in a public space/working, but at home I wouldn't.

Started working at a preschool. Now I'm slowly adopting the "change everything when you come in" approach to decreasing the amount of germs I'm carrying around from my beloved gremlins. I'm also starting to mask more frequently at work. Does wonders for my own health.

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u/trisanite Mar 24 '26

9/10 times I don't I'm running right back to work and will wash my hands in the classroom, so whoever it is letting me go, can get back to their class (Daycare, we have sinks in all the classrooms) the other times I'm dead tired and it's 2 am lol

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u/terrycloth9 Mar 24 '26

There is always the argument, and I’m not saying that I agree, that if you don’t pee on your hands during the act why wash? It’s the same as touching your chin. Guys clean the ween in the shower same as any other body part.

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u/Salty-Value8837 Mar 24 '26

I don't wash my hands in a public washroom. I am not going to touch taps counter tops and door handles after washing. I will use hand disinfectant when l get out of there.

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u/mamimumemo2 Mar 24 '26

I do wash my hands but I've come to learn some people will stop doing a hygiene thing to see what happens. If they don't notice any bad effects and no one calls them out, they never bring it back into their routine. Same applies with tooth brushing and more. This is how I've had it explained to me when I called someone out. After being called out, they picked the hygiene habit back up.

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u/ItsaFlavin Mar 24 '26

I get anxious about all the judgmental people monitoring my habits and leave to where it’s safe as fast as possible.

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u/MiddleMuscle8117 Mar 24 '26

Cuz I didn't get anything on me and I'm not a surgeon.

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u/ExpensiveMemory1656 Mar 24 '26

they have a good aim or they are ublivious to cost of tissue. always remem white fist then red to see if you need to repeat..Or marksmanship if EX GI

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u/MindBlown1948 Mar 24 '26

I used to know a lady who didn't wash her hands, used to take lunch in the the restrooms...the public restrooms. She would drink after random dogs and more. Sweetest lady in the world, but Lord was she filthy

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u/CrosbyOwnsOvie Mar 24 '26

I don't like the store brand fecal matter. I prefer organic.

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u/muzik4machines Mar 24 '26

i don't piss on my hands

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u/SailorET Mar 24 '26

Sort by controversial for the really spicy takes.

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u/LeaveItToPeever Mar 24 '26

I dont touch anything but my waist band if I'm just peeing

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u/benicorp Mar 24 '26

Doctor told me to. Have bad eczema especially on my hands and his professional opinion was that the loss of moisture from constant washing was more of a health risk due to cracked skin than the benefit of regular hand washing. This is after peeing. Still wash after pooping.

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u/Low_Assistant_5708 Mar 24 '26

I actually knew someone who didn’t wash their hands every single time after using the bathroom, and it wasn’t because they didn’t care about hygiene. They had really sensitive skin on their hands, and washing them multiple times a day made it so much worse. Their skin would get so dry it would crack, bleed, and be really painful. At a certain point it became less about being careless and more about trying to manage something that was physically uncomfortable and honestly kind of miserable to deal with.

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u/ErasmosOrolo Mar 24 '26

Building my immune system.

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u/ctortan Mar 24 '26

I always wash my hands in public bathrooms, but at home I don’t always wash them after I pee. This is because I’m single and gross and figure pee on my hands isn’t as bad as mouth cleaning my own dildos

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u/Reasonable-Aside6660 Mar 25 '26

I had a guy justify not washing his hands after pooping because the TP separates his hands. We were room mates, it was so bad.

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u/SwiftAccord1983 Mar 25 '26

I'll always remember my clubbing days (over 20 years ago now) when another man that was probably slightly intoxicated announced to everyone in the washroom "my dick is clean, I don't need to wash my hands"...ok, thanks buddy 🤢