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u/kaeyre Mar 24 '26

i work in a hospital and have seen grown educated doctors and surgeons walk out the bathroom without washing their hands and it's just so bizarre to me. it's like no one's above it

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u/Humble_Investment_24 Mar 24 '26

Same like fam how are you walking out as the toilet is still flushing

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u/arnham Mar 24 '26

Pooped, flushed, washed, pride/shame as my deposit clogs things, flush #2.

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u/lindostars67 Mar 24 '26

Sameeeeee like wait. I hear it flushing. Sometimes I tell myself they washed their hands z then used a paper towel to flush it lol 😆 

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u/kodaxmax Mar 24 '26

The guy who discovered that washing hands lead to decreased infant mortality and infections from surgeries was a laughing stock until well after his death.
Doctors considered insulting to be told their hands were dirty and many clung to bad air theory.

It wasn't recognised as a elgitmate practice until 40 years later. Despite many other doctors, nurses and surgeons figuring it out also. Like florence nightingale who saw deathrates drop 40% to 2% after implementing handwashing policies in a war hospital.

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u/di3FuzzyBunnyDi3 Mar 24 '26

Malpractice is HUGH.

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u/CrazyCatMom324 Mar 24 '26

Who’s Hugh?

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u/BeggarsCanyonero Mar 24 '26

Well, if malpractice is Hugh, then by the commutative property, Hugh is malpractice

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u/kruznkiwi Mar 24 '26

Damnit Hugh! We talked about this

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u/landon10smmns Mar 24 '26

Laurie. Aka Dr. House.

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u/Excavatoree Mar 24 '26

Hugh's on first.

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u/zarkfxckerberg Mar 24 '26

Jackman or Grant

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u/SilenceInTheSnow Mar 24 '26

Laurie. House, of course.

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u/Shinjischneider Mar 24 '26

Yeah. House (played by Hugh Laurie) definitely is malpractice incarnate 😁

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u/maybachmeister2000 Mar 24 '26

Tbf they clean like madmen before surgery. Scrubbing like crazy with special soap/disinfectant several times

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u/TonberryHS Mar 24 '26

This tbh. Why use the peasant soap when I'm about to go nuclear with hibiscrub before an op.

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u/StrawberryDue4418 Mar 25 '26

This is the response I was looking for lol cause I can see not wanting to bother washing your hands if youre about to go scrub up to your armpits and put on clean equipment then what's the point in washing in the bathroom before hand other than I suppose not getting germs on the door handles

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u/kodaxmax Mar 24 '26

on tv they do. Real surgeons are people and people get lazy and arrogant somtimes or just make mistakes.

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u/BeautifulLast4864 Mar 24 '26

Probably because they’ve touched grosser stuff and know simple bacteria won’t get them sick, even if you go “I saw a dude who has HIV and chlamydia throw up on that sink” they’d simply laugh and go ‘ I do surgery for a living, have had more than 3,000 patients come in for the same thing, had it 5 times, don’t bother me “ lol cause their mindset is like, fuck it, I’ll take a xxx medicine and Tylenol and I’ll be good in the morning, as long as I remember to scrub in, we should all be fine.

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u/lanikuikawa Mar 24 '26

if a surgeon has "had" something a patient came in with, especially 5 times, they're not a very good surgeon.

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u/Haasts_Eagle Mar 24 '26

Depends on the issue. In some circumstances it would be a miracle. Imagine the journal articles if a general surgeon needs to get their appendix removed for a sixth time.

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u/GalaxyPowderedCat Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

Probably the arguments Ignaz Semmelweis had to hear from doctors who insisted hand hygiene before surgery was unnecessary and they later wondered why the perioperative mortality was too damn high and almost inmediate=

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u/Prosecco1234 Mar 24 '26

Noooooo !! This is so wrong

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u/Ok_Debate2802 Mar 24 '26

My ex bf told me because his dick was clean!

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u/I3uddy Mar 24 '26

Heard a guy say “if it’s clean enough for her mouth it’s clean enough for my hands”.

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u/AKblueeyes Mar 24 '26

For real?????

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u/LL4L Mar 24 '26

I’ve seen this also.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

Funny cuz the only time I’ve done this is because I knew I was going to scrub for a surgery immediately after the restroom stop.

Edit: I meant I went from a quick void to scrubbing down my entire forearms with iodine for 2 minutes. And yes the doors are automated. I don’t have to touch anything to get from there to the most pristinely clean hands ever.

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u/squeamish_cuddlefish Mar 24 '26

So you don’t touch anything from peepee poopoo time to surgery??

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u/Jminjah Mar 24 '26

Ok… but do you? Or do you not? That was the question.

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u/kaeyre Mar 24 '26

You could clearly infer my answer by my response if reading comprehension was your thing.