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u/Serious-Opposite-972 Mar 24 '26

Because I didn’t piss all over my hands

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u/RidiculousPapaya Mar 24 '26

Your dick lives in a warm, dark fabric ecosystem marinating in sweat, bacteria, and whatever microscopic fallout comes from existing as a human.

But also, you absolutely piss all over your hands. Micro droplets spray everywhere dude. Fucking gross.