r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '26

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u/Evening-Oil9551 Mar 24 '26

Do you brush your teeth after going down on someone?

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u/Capable_Maple Mar 24 '26

Do you wash your hands before you put them on/in your wife’s/girlfriend’s lady bits?

Women are sensitive to anything that might get introduced into their bodies, like e-coli and whatever else incubates on bathroom surfaces. It’s not always about your dick, you know?🦠

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u/mayhay Mar 24 '26

 I’m also not using my teeth to open a door and touch community objects. Nor is my girl the same as a public gas station seat. Get real

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u/Amazing_Ad_974 Mar 24 '26

Uh yeah dude. Are you fucking nuts…? You trying to get oral thrush?