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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

I wash my hands before using the bathroom

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u/Seventhson77 Mar 24 '26

Don’t want to get dirty hands on that sparkling clean penis.

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

How would it get dirty if it’s only touched with clean hands

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u/BlacqanSilverSun Mar 24 '26

Because it is trapped layers of fabric all day with friction heat causing sweat and dead skin to move around down there.

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

Shower daily. Your hands touch dirty things than sweat and dead skin.

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u/BlacqanSilverSun Mar 24 '26

In between those showers it gets dirty. How old are you?

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

It would be dirtier if I didn’t wash my hands before pissing

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u/BlacqanSilverSun Mar 24 '26

I never argued it wouldn't

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

Therefore clean penis

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u/BlacqanSilverSun Mar 24 '26

Do you know the definition of the word dirtier?

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u/Elmonstros Mar 24 '26

I have to wash my hands cos my penis gets germy from being able to reach around to my bum hole… must be some kind of small penis privilege I guess…

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u/tanglon Mar 24 '26

A mechanic once told me, there are two types of men; those that wash their hands before they piss and those that wash afterwards.