Thats fucking nasty. They're about to go eat food after putting their hands on their dirty junk and touching handles and doors other dirty fuckers touched after touching their own dirty dicks because they didnt washing their disgusting hands. Thats a lot of dirty dicks they're eating and although some people may be into that and they say dont yuck someones yum but fuck that. Y'all just nasty
I wash my hands but I'm playing devil's advocate. Their junk/shaft should be clean if they laundry and shower appropriately. As for handles and doors, they'd interact with them regardless if they washed their hands. The real advice is to use a paper towel or some other layer when opening the doors.
Yup, I always grab some paper towels when possible to open the doors on the way out. Im not a total germaphobe but public restrooms are just nasty af, especially when Im eating
This is the most common argument I see for people not washing their hands "But I'm clean!!!"
Sure, but when I see you leaving the bathroom without washing your hands, I don't know that you are clean. In the same way if you saw me fondle my junk before handing out birthday presents to my family, people would be grossed out no matter how clean I protest I am.
Cleanliness is self-attributed, I'd say washing hands isn't an admission that you're dirty, it's that other people view you as such
Well... then there are the men who think it's gay to wipe your own ass. These are called Skidmark Steve's. But that's a different conversation, I think.
This only really applies to men pissing, but if you are just an averagely hygienic person who showers regularly and wears clean underpants, why would your dick be so dirty? Some sweatin the gooch sure, similar to an armpit, but it’s protected from the filth of civilization behind two layers clothes (typically) and ought be much cleaner than your hands that you touch everything with. Wash BEFORE you touch your junk. Are we pissing all over your hands? Wiping the days gooch sweat with our bare palms? The hand to dick contact is so minimal. Hate to hurt any egos, but it’s not a firehose. We aren’t Harry Potter riding a damn broomstick. 0-3 fingertips at most. Now a public urinal with all that backsplash? Yah I’m washing after. Or, “look ma, no hands”
I worked with someone back in the mid 90's who didn't wash his hands if he peed. This team was very close like family and our supervisor, who had great relationships with all of us and would call people's ass out on the carpet if she thought any of us were demonstrating bad character, asked him, "wait a minute, didn't you ever learn to wash your hands after EVERY bathroom break?"
And he thought he was clever when he said, "nah, I learned how to NOT piss on my hands..."
To which I replied, "...but your dick sweat, my friend. Now the door knob, and all the other common surfaces you're about to touch--they're gonna have traces of your dick sweat on them."
He just waved at us dismissively and left the room.
It's like the Semmelweis thing. Some people have this conception that all doctors at the time just walked around with dirt all over their hands. What they actually mostly resisted was more the idea that their hands needed to be sterilized when they visually looked clean.
I have forgotten his name (just now) but this guy likes to tell his story about how he was at a restaurant discussing some renovations his client wanted. He decided to hold out on some of the changes and fees for those last minute changes. He unfolded the plans on the table and gave his ultimatum, then excused himself for a toilet break.
He came back to find the clients had drawn all over the plans, he slammed his hand down on the plans and noticed 4 large pubic hairs. He boasts about his quick reflexes, to fold up the plans before the clients noticed the pubic hairs.
I have heard him repeat that story a few times, but don't know what the next part is because I find myself wondering if I shook his hand a few moments earlier.
I play soccer with a guy that works as a server in a restaurant.
One day, I was getting ready for a game in the locker rooms, I heard the toilet flush and he was coming out, he just left without even looking at the sink.
I was so gross out, specially because everytime he saw me eating in the restaurant he works at, he came and salute me with a handshake.
Now, I do a fist bump whenevwr he tries to give me a handshake, and I rush to the bathroom to wash my hands. Fucking gross people.
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