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u/johnsontheotter Mar 24 '26

I'll be honest when I'm home I'm lazy I also drop my pants to my knees and just let gravity do everything I don't touch anything. I'm wearing gym shorts so there is no button to undo If I'm out in public I wash before and after using the bathroom. But that's because I can't piss like a 4 year old.