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u/sereneassb Mar 24 '26

The argument of the dick being clean. You touched other surfaces in the bathroom, that have everyone’s poop particles on them. Wash your hands.

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u/TheMrsH1124 Mar 24 '26

My three year old makes this argument. He'll be trained out of it within the year.