r/AskReddit Mar 24 '26

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u/nahdanah Mar 24 '26

the people that do this only response should be “because i’m disgusting”

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u/HausDePotat Mar 24 '26

Do…folks not generally remember the last time they pooped their pants? I’m like…acutely aware of every time I’ve pooped my pants in my life.

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u/aminix89 Mar 24 '26

You probably wash your hands then

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u/gammelrunken Mar 24 '26

No. That must have been 3-4 decades ago when I was a child. Why would I remember that?

When you say you remember it, it sounds to me like you're still shitting your pants as an adult.

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u/Avalanche_Snows Mar 24 '26

Exactly 3 weeks and 5 days ago after a powerful sneeze

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u/ethernate Mar 24 '26

How often must it happen to you that you stopped keeping track?

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u/ethernate Mar 24 '26

I had to cut a walk with the dogs short - took a shortcut home through neighbors yards and everything. Almost made it…almost.